Anna – Especially if the person crushed the can on their forehead.

I think I saw this diet version in my campus store, but I’ve resisted so far since I fear it’ll taste like ass. Mayhaps I should give it a try.

Anne – “Get Berried In Cream”? Sounds like a pr0n title. Oh wait, “Get Cream in Your Berry” also sounds like a pr0n title.

I’ve only seen one commercial for it, and yes, it was directed towards guys. I thought that was odd, considering that the slogan at the end was “Get Berried In Cream.” Um.

I like the the Dublin Dr Peppers with their real sugar best. My sister lives about a half hour away from Waco and their grocery store carries Dublin Dr Peppers in a 6-pack of cans for $1.99. She’s required to bring some with her if she plans of visiting me. ;)

I’m still annoyed that they got rid of Red Fusion. It was nice and light tasting compared to most sodas. I haven’t been able to find anything else like it on the market.

Domokun – I hear that purple is the new black, but black is also the new black. I hate trends.

Lord Jezo – Don’t you have someone who can check your lumps for you? Geez. Lazy ass.

Webmiztris – Didn’t try it with booze, but I don’t think any diet soda tastes good with booze.

K. Diddy – Yes, if everyone agreed with everyone else, the world would be boring.

Jeffy – Well I think it’s better tasting than generic expired Robitussin.

Ellen – I think I have more readers in Nova Scotia than I do on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Anna – Drunk Whitney Houston singing-unpleasant or crackhead Whitney Houston singing-unpleasant?

Josie – Hmm…That would be another explanation for the “cream” in its name.

Barb – You probably also wouldn’t like his generic store brand colleague, Dr. Skipper.

klew – Oooh, viral marketing!!! Those bastards.

Gia on Guam – I have nuts AND lovely lady lumps.

Chantelle – Maybe it just wasn’t meant to be. Or maybe someone is telling me that I’m getting a little chubby.

laina – Yum-O!!!

Karen – Of course I recycle, I’m a good Earthian. Plus, it helps make up for the Hummer. Just kidding.

db cooper – I once wondered the same thing and yes, even men can get breast cancer.

Uncle C – I should really check to see if Dr Pepper graduated from an accredited institution.

LINDA – Thank goodness it didn’t make me drowsy like cough syrup. I drank 12 cans of the stuff.

Rylan – Heck, I was surprised that I found it here on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck – I guess it would’ve been better if Dr. Pepper was a woman.

tanya – Yup, nothing cold and metallic was shoved up there. Also, no blowing. That would’ve been really weird.

Domokun – Wait…You read the reviews while doing a handstand?

Wednesday – Caffeine-free…I wouldn’t buy it.

Tiff – I can’t find the regular version. Heck, I can’t find the regular version of the cherry vanilla version. I think there’s a conspiracy going on.

Grins – Dr. Pepper isn’t so bad, except when he doesn’t use gloves.

Andy – I’m sure there were also lots of shiny, cold metallic objects too.

Katie – Wait…Does Dr. Phil have one? Dammit!

Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – You could easily add rum, but you really should to that with the regular version.

cybele – I think they have dice with flavors on them. They roll the dice and whatever they roll, it’s the new flavor.

All I can say is- this soda rocks. I nearly creamed myself after tossing down that little shot-size sample cup. This was good stuff.