Comments on: Kellogg’s Frosted Strawberry Go-Tarts!

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 30 May 2006 06:18:05 +0000

kelsi – Can’t be having smacked honeys or else I’m going to have to do some smacking myself.

Grins – Don’t worry, honey bunny. Moderation. Moderation.

By: Grins

Grins — Mon, 29 May 2006 22:30:44 +0000

Marvo my love I’m really beginning to be concerned about your dietary intake.

By: kelsi

kelsi — Mon, 29 May 2006 19:02:24 +0000

misogynist cereal. you. effing. rock.
well played, sir, well played.

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 29 May 2006 07:39:01 +0000

Anna – I can’t pass the milk section without thinking of sucking on cow udders.

By: Anna

Anna — Sun, 28 May 2006 17:52:20 +0000

I can’t pass these in the store anymore without thinking of this review. You are hysterical.

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 28 May 2006 00:27:24 +0000

stuporstar – Thanks, now don’t you wish I wasn’t so lazy to write a review every day.

Rylan – Or maybe I don’t know how to read. I is illiterate.

By: Rylan

Rylan — Sat, 27 May 2006 17:49:26 +0000

Kinda reminds me of the Lil’ Dunkers review. Mabye its just me.

By: stuporstar

stuporstar — Sat, 27 May 2006 15:50:46 +0000

What a great and funny review to wake up to today! You always keep me coming back for more!!

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 27 May 2006 07:59:53 +0000

MAC Dodge – I wrote this review jet lagged and with two hours of sleep on an airplane.

Chuck – I’m sure goat turds would find their niche among the goat lovers out there.

Domokun – I wish I could hit David Blaine on the head with a nail.

Archebaldo – I thought about actually putting one in the toaster, just to see what would happen, but I think the Pop-Tarts Gods would’ve gotten mad at me.

Wednesday – I could go with practical metric measurements, like the Go-Tarts were Vegemite tube-sized.

Melis – That would explain the special classes I took as a kid. Maybe GT didn’t stand for Gifted and Talented, maybe it stood for Go-Tards.

klew – I’d hate to upset Kellogg’s and have Tony the Tiger come over and give me some bloody stripes.

Angel H. – Yeah, regular Pop-Tarts are portable. If I can stick them in my pocket, it’s portable.

skibs – I wanted to try the chocolate ones, but decided that would be too predictable. I decided to be spontaneous.

Karen – You know what, just to make you feel better, I’m gonna say that I didn’t enjoy my time in Monterey. It was windy, cold, and full of boats.

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 27 May 2006 04:31:05 +0000

I can’t think of Pop-Tarts when you’re in MONTEREY!!!!

By: skibs

skibs — Sat, 27 May 2006 03:06:29 +0000

I’ve tried the chocolate kind. Wasn’t too bad but not very sweet if you’re looking for a sugar fix. Whatevers in the middle was an “interesting” flavor

I agree David Blaine has been a complete weirdo lately, but in his defense he actually had good stuff on a show he did called “Street Magic” way before the dumb things he’s done recently. Has anyone seen it?! Its definitely more enjoyable than him freezing his balls off or freak-ass meditate thing on a pole or whatever he does now.

There’s some awesome card tricks that I haven’t seen and he does this thing its GOTTA be an illusion.. where he levitates himself for a few seconds off of the ground.(on the street, for people) It looks VERY real. I’m still stumped. Great smoking show.

Apologies for the Blaine rambling. I hate his stuff now too.

By: Angel H.

Angel H. — Fri, 26 May 2006 23:24:26 +0000

I never understood the point of this product. Pop-Tarts are portable anyway, so why bother with the “go anywhere” Go-Tards if you can’t even heat them?

By: klew

klew — Fri, 26 May 2006 22:23:10 +0000

“Go Tarts” could also become the battle-cry for some junior cheerleading team. Who says you can’t toast or microwave them? You can if you want, it just may end up messy in the end, like so many other things one isn’t meant to do.

By: Melis

Melis — Fri, 26 May 2006 16:01:17 +0000

Marvo, you are a special special (needs) person in a very special go-tarts way.

By: Wednesday

Wednesday — Fri, 26 May 2006 14:46:58 +0000

I parsed it as “Go-Tards” the first time I saw it in the grocery store, too.

But the best part of the review is that you’ve used “Snickers” as a unit of measurement. Screw metric, let’s go with practical. Snickers denotes weight, size and caloric value, all in one handy word.