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300th Review Prize Drawing!!!
By Marvo | June 14, 2006
Wow! 300 reviews!
I can’t believe The Impulsive Buy has reached this milestone. But what’s more impressive is the fact that I didn’t need illegal performance enhancing drugs to reach it. All it took was hard work and dedication.
Some of you might say, “Well isn’t caffeine a performance enhancing drug? We all know you’ve done a lot of caffeine.”
My response to that would be, “No, caffeine is a legal, unregulated substance, and according to the Food and Drug Administration it’s safe for consumption. Now leave me alone, before I get all Barry Bonds on your ass and starting whining and complaining about the media.”
To celebrate the 300th review, The Impulsive Buy will be holding a prize drawing.
Three lucky readers will each receive a $25 gift certificate to Threadless, which The Impulsive Buy reviewed several weeks ago. So if you’re naked because you lost your clothes at the club while the DJ was spinning Nelly’s Hot in Herre, this would be your opportunity to no longer be naked.
To enter the 300th review prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “I’m drug free, check my pee” in it and whatever else you would like to say. Don’t worry, you don’t have to mean it.
Please don’t forget to fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the gift certificates to the winners.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is open to EVERYONE!!!
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you newsletters from Taiwan in Chinese. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for expired gift certificates, lost gift certificate codes, or the extra facial hair or enlarged forehead caused by the use of illegal performance enhancing drugs.
(Editor’s Note: If you’re interested — or bored — please check out the new review blog I started up called Cereal Mashup.)
Topics: General, Prize Drawing |
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June 14th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee! Or you can just ask the FAA. They’re fond of random testing.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee. Marvo, I only have one coffee flavored Kit Kat bar left because my daughter decided she loved them too. Pretty soon I will have the same number as you.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
At least for now
June 15th, 2006 at 12:15 am
I’m drug free, check my pee, at least for the moment. The day is still early.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:29 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. But anyway Congrats. I remember when I first came to The Impulsive Buy, off a link for Deit Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Oh, life was so simple then *sigh*.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:37 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Congrats, Marvo!
June 15th, 2006 at 12:37 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. Who needs drugs when you have CHILDREN? Offspring: Nature’s LSD.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:48 am
I’m drug free, check my pee, and while you’re at it, check it for the Asian Salad I tried because you made it so sexy.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:13 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
i need shirts…
June 15th, 2006 at 2:16 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. But hurry, the weekend is coming! And Congrats on the big 3-0-0!
June 15th, 2006 at 2:20 am
I’m drug free, check my pee cuz I’m loaded with vitamin C. Yeah, that sucked, but I’m all naked…pratically homeless but I close on one next week. Yay!
Congratulations on 300!
June 15th, 2006 at 2:53 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
And congrats on the milestone!
June 15th, 2006 at 2:57 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
June 15th, 2006 at 3:05 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
my pee is white or sometimes yellow
sometimes red if i eat beats oh my
image in my head - going to so apee drug test, you pee and its red from the beats you ate. the women would be like OMG OH NOEZ!~ or something
drug free is the place to be
June 15th, 2006 at 3:11 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!!!!!
Yipee!
I want to win, I love free stuff
And I love the implusive buy!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:17 am
“I’m…d r u g free,
check(please) my pee,
check check it.
One, two, one, two,
Oh crap my balls are turning blue.
June 15th, 2006 at 3:19 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
I mean, if you want to. I don’t want to be pushy, or anything.
Congrats on the milestone, whoo-hoo!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:21 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. It’s green.
June 15th, 2006 at 3:33 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
June 15th, 2006 at 3:35 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
Here’s to 300 more!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:36 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
The tees would come in handy since I sold my clothes to buy myself a camera! Whoo hoo! And way to go on the 300, and to 300 more!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:44 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. Just don’t cut my hair!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:49 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
I heart you marvo, so pick me!
June 15th, 2006 at 4:13 am
You know, it’s time to eat some asparagus.
I’m drug free, check my pee.
What’s it smell like?
June 15th, 2006 at 4:20 am
I decided to taste it and sure enough, “I’m drug free, check my pee”
June 15th, 2006 at 4:21 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
June 15th, 2006 at 4:22 am
i’m drug free check my pee and as my grandma once said at one of my drug screenings for a job ” THATS THE CLEANIST PEE YOU’LL EVER SEE!”
June 15th, 2006 at 4:37 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. Congratulations!
June 15th, 2006 at 4:51 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
300 reviews! Congrats!
June 15th, 2006 at 4:54 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
Congrats on the 300th!
June 15th, 2006 at 5:01 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
Except that it is morning-after-alcohol toxic green
Or is that just me?
June 15th, 2006 at 5:02 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
You rock, you rock you rock you rock (sung to the tune of “My Humps” while shakin my money maker….)
hee hee Congrats Marvo
June 15th, 2006 at 5:11 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee” Thanks for keeping me entertained!
June 15th, 2006 at 5:12 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 5:22 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 5:39 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee,” said Dr. Seuss, in his darker hours. Also, something about “fox in sox on rocks.”
June 15th, 2006 at 5:44 am
I’m drug free!!! Check my pee!!!
June 15th, 2006 at 5:51 am
I am drug-free, check my pee! Marvo, you are the cutest Asian I psuedo-know. I love your reviews.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:09 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
Yay on 300 reviews! Congrats!
June 15th, 2006 at 6:16 am
No mention if this is open to Canadians because up here, I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 6:40 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. No, srsly.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:44 am
I’m drug free, check my pee… and probably the only person at my workplace who can claim that.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:50 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 6:54 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! It’s neon yellow from my centrum performance pills. And no I’m not 80. Congrats on the 300!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:00 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
Just found your blog yesterday, and it’s hilarious! Congrats and keep up the good (?) work!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:12 am
I’m drug free, check me pee! I pass drug tests easily!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:16 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. It’s sterile, you can drink it. Just found your site via Metafilter. I am stunned, seriously, not kidding. Best blog I’ve found yet, hopefully you find a way to make money off of it.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:17 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:18 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Here’s to caffeine not counting as a drug. Because lord knows, if it starts getting banned we’re all done for.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:19 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:30 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
I want some new t-shirts.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:35 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Never failed a drug test yet. Congratulations on hitting the big 3-0-0!!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:36 am
That’s cheap, you use the same graphic as for your 100th review.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:40 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. *crosses fingers*
June 15th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Dude! I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 7:56 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:58 am
Threadless? ThreadMORE!
That’s what I’m askin’ for.
And thus, after that, I say to thee:
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
June 15th, 2006 at 8:11 am
I’m drug free ( even though i live in the netherlands where soft drugs are sort of not illegal), check my pee (if you don’t believe me)
happy 300
June 15th, 2006 at 8:18 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
June 21st is my birthday =)
June 15th, 2006 at 8:18 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee” sounds like the beginning of a Barney song.
June 15th, 2006 at 8:29 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! It’s been long enough that only a hair sample will tell.
June 15th, 2006 at 8:44 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
Well, don’t really check it because I would fail a drug test miserably.
June 15th, 2006 at 8:52 am
im drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 8:53 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!!
Give me a shirt! I’m naked.
June 15th, 2006 at 8:58 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
but thats a lie! lol
June 15th, 2006 at 9:01 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Congratulations… you’ve come so far!
June 15th, 2006 at 9:05 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
I swear, officer, I was just HOLDING the joint for a friend!
June 15th, 2006 at 9:19 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 15th, 2006 at 9:35 am
I’m drug free.
Check my pee.
If you don’t believe me,
then maybe check this pee.
I borrowed it illegally.
Excuse me sir, can you stop lookin at my pee pee?
It’s really quite creepy.
And tell the nurse to also stop peeping.
Oh no the cheap cup is leaking!
These cups must have been made for drinking
cold liquids only, for warmish, they were not thinking.
So next time mister doctor, use the right damn cup that was made for pee pee.
June 15th, 2006 at 9:42 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. Just don’t check it between Friday and Monday. M’kay, thanks.
June 15th, 2006 at 9:53 am
i’m drug free, check my pee-pee
June 15th, 2006 at 9:59 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Or not, up to you.
June 15th, 2006 at 10:01 am
i’m drug free, check my pee… weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
June 15th, 2006 at 10:04 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Congrats on the 300th review!
June 15th, 2006 at 10:23 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
June 15th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Marvo,
For your big 3-0-0 what about playing a rousing game of “I’m drug free, check my pee”?
June 15th, 2006 at 10:55 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! It glows in the dark!
June 15th, 2006 at 11:10 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I’m drug free, check me pee. Unless it’s Dr. Pepper checking my pee. I’d rather stay naked than see him again.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Woah, longest comment chain ever! Congrats!! You gotta lotta urine to test, my friend.
But fo’ sho’… I’m drug free, check my pee. Unless you’re R. Kelly.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I’m Drug Free, Check My Pee.
Mmm… how you like that 10 buck sale they got goin’, marvo?
In fact how do you like the new threadless site?
I think it’s hawt.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I’m ugly, check my pic.
No.
I’m drug free, check my pee.
but you WILL see, 3 pints of tea,
a cherry tree, and rocker Flea.
Oh and. That purple thing. Sor-ry.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee. Wow ! Three hundred reviews. Go Marvo!
June 15th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
I’m drug free, drink my pee! Uh, I mean, I’m drug free, check my pee.
I just want a T-shirt.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee! Congratulations on your milestone!
June 15th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee!
Congrats, Marvo!! I should go back and read all three hundred to commemorate it, but I keep getting stuck on the IKEA lamp one..
:p
June 15th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
June 15th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee, if I win this contest, I’ll say Wheeeeeee!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee, Wii!
June 15th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee. Visualize whirled peas.
June 15th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee. Wheeeeee!
June 15th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee!
Or ask the United States Army, or the Dept. Of Defense, I’ve taken numerous tests for both of em..! In fact, I think I should win.. you could call it a going away present, as I ship out for BCT (Basic Combat Training) on June 20th, 2006 at Fort Benning, Georgia. Although.. I won’t know until I get back in aprox. 11 weeks, would still be nice, :-).
June 15th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee - uh, well, maybe not.
Congrats on your 300th - I love the site, especially after using substances that alter my pee.
June 15th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee! Really, I promise.
June 15th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee for chunks….
June 15th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
IM DRUG FREE CHECK MY PEE
June 15th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
South Carolina LOVES MARVO!!!!
June 15th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
“I’m drug free, check my pee”…
God I feel like such a hypocrite saying that, but its a nice rhyme
June 15th, 2006 at 6:46 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee
June 15th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee
I drank water, then coffee,
Now I urinate with glee!
June 15th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Amazing how you got all these people to say “I am drug free, check my pee”…
June 15th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
“I’m drug free, you can check my pee”! Love your reviews.
June 15th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 16th, 2006 at 2:24 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
From your secret admirer in Japan
June 16th, 2006 at 2:37 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
From a fan in VA
June 16th, 2006 at 2:58 am
I’m drug free, check my pee. Love the site, Marvo. Congrats on your 300th review.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:09 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Cool!
I hope I win. I washed my last two shirts from Threadless with a tube of Chapstick, leaving little oil splotches everywhere. “I wear cheap, greasy shirts,” is not the best fashion statement to make.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:12 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! …but I want flowers and a nice dinner first.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:42 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
My kids need new shirts!
Congratulations on the big 300!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:54 am
I’m drug free, check my pee~!
Well at least, 5 months before school sports start. I just bought 2 t-shirts at threadless, strangely enough.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:10 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! Now check out Marvo’s awesome page! Congratulations!
June 16th, 2006 at 5:26 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
(I love your page, Marvo! Congrats on the 300 reviews!)
June 16th, 2006 at 5:30 am
I’m drug free, check my pee, and while ur at it, send me some shirts!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 6:32 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
dude, I can’t even write that with a straight face.
June 16th, 2006 at 6:36 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
CONGRATS and thanks for all the reviews!
June 16th, 2006 at 6:53 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
How many sites do you need before your insatiable lust for reviewing things will be satisfied?!
Also, Threadless is, if I may be so bold as to say so, “the shit”. Good prize choice.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:39 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
Or at least until I smoke the bud someone gave me as a tip the other day.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:45 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
Congratulations on 300 reviews!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:59 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
thanks
June 16th, 2006 at 8:23 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:33 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 16th, 2006 at 8:38 am
I’m drug free, check my pee, sorta? Define drug.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:43 am
I’m drug free, check my pee.
Yay! I love Threadless!
June 16th, 2006 at 8:46 am
I’m Drug Free, Check My Pee! And I mean it. Drugs suck donkey 13@||$. Anyway, I need the $25 for new shirts. Congrats, Marvo!
June 16th, 2006 at 8:54 am
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 16th, 2006 at 9:12 am
“I’m drug free, check my pee” You Rock!
June 16th, 2006 at 9:56 am
Congratulations, Marvo! You’ve made my blog-browsing days happier since I’ve been reading. And guess what? I’m drug-free, check my pee!
June 16th, 2006 at 10:27 am
I’m drug free, check my pee! (you know, if you’re into that kind of thing….)
June 16th, 2006 at 10:30 am
I’m drug free, check my pee
June 16th, 2006 at 11:40 am
Marvo, you must submit this as the new slogan for Major League Baseball.
I’m drug free, check my pee (but don’t check it 2 years ago)
June 16th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Yo, I AM drug free. Check out MY pee, beeyotch!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee..
but please don’t check too thoroughly ;x.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
“I’m drug free, check my pee”
Thanks Man
June 16th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
My pee is whatever, I work 40 feet away from you so unless you expect constant harrassment on a daily basis from myself and my Donor Service cronies and your entire desk wrapped in tinfoil and mousetraps and me stealing your Staples button then you will let me WIN!
Dana says this is her entry too. You know our emails!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee! Yay Threadless and yay Impulsive Buy! My favorite things are coming together. Congrats on 300 and the new blog looks fun!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee
today is my half-birthday!
and i have boobs
June 16th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
You know, luckily, if it wasn’t for my morals last Wednesday night and the fact that I have finals next week, I wouldn’t be able to say I’m drug free, check my pee. ;]
June 16th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
I’m drug free, check my pee!!!