Comments on: Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:22:03 +0000

Damasta – But you know what? If it does a great job with washing your butt, imagine what it could do for your hair.

By: Damasta

Damasta — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:45:36 +0000

using a three or five in one product like that makes me think of the grossed out feeling i get when i take a bath rather than a shower. when i take a bath, i feel like i’m just swimming in my own filth. when i use a three in one, i feel like i’m washing my hair with the same thing i’m washing my butt with. ew.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:00:05 +0000

Gia on Guam – The bubbles might actually feel good. After you win the lottery, try it sometime.

Peachy – BBW doesn’t test on animals. But testing on human prisoners sounds like a good idea, a berry berry good idea.

By: Peachy

Peachy — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:49:32 +0000

I thought Bath and Body Works didn’t animal test.

How about testing on human prisoners? That would be cool with me.

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:14:37 +0000

Champange in the cooch – can you say, UTI?

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:04:42 +0000

klew – Oops, accidently stuck it in the Cons instead of Pros. It’s not a Freudian slip. Promise.

Chuck – Cooking sausages with beer is good.

Barb – Oops, sorry. I try to put as many scents on me as possible to find out how many it would take for me to make myself puke. ;-)

laina – Sorry, I put it in the wrong area.

Rylan – Tequila!

Sasha_Kitty – It’s better than smelling like vodka all the time.

Gia on Guam – Actually, alcohol should also be in the tub if you’ve just won the lottery and now can afford to bathe in champagne.

thedvs01 – Yes, I put it in the wrong place. I don’t want stuff tested on animals, except rich, snobby celebrities.

Karen – L. Ron Hubbard is the Dianetics dude. I actually read his Mission Earth science fiction decology in the sixth grade. I was such a nerd back then. Today, I’m just a dork.

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:48:54 +0000

skibs – Conditioner? What’s that?

Domokun – Dammit! I was just as the shopping center that has Lush. I wanted to pick up that Jello-looking soap.

jenn – I’m good for hair and skin? I thought I was the opposite because I cause flaking and split ends.

Wednesday – He is my idol. :-)

MAC Dodge – Do not taste it. Do not taste it. Do not taste it. Do not taste it.

Webmiztris – Nah, I think they’re trying to tell me something.

Gwen – Let me tell you, bubble baths with me involve a lot of rubber and plastic toys…like a rubber ducky.

Mir – Oh man, what a waste of rum.

L’il E – You need to build hand strength, so that you can massage your wife’s scalp, pretending that her head is like putty in your hands. I like to build hand and finger strength with a stress ball, or if you’re a cheap bastard, a tennis ball will do.

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:24:18 +0000

I WANT THIS.

I would love this slathered on me.

And they don’t test on animals. Praise G-d, Jesus, Moses, Gandhi, Allah, the Dianetics guy and Dionne Warwick.

By: thedvs01

thedvs01 — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 00:25:20 +0000

I take it back!

Just realized the context of the statement… my bad.

By: thedvs01

thedvs01 — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 00:22:18 +0000

Laina
About animial testing…

Would you rather products are tested on people?
Hey, you could volunteer!

By: Gia on Guam

Gia on Guam — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:33:20 +0000

2 in 1′s are a farce…how can you have shampoo that is supposed to go on your scalp but not so much on the ends and conditioner that goes on the ends but not on the scalp? (this is coming from someone with waist-length hair)

With 3 in 1′s, just flush your money down the toilet or give it to questionable charities.

The thought! Shampoo in your coochie and body wash on your head.

The only time alcohol should be in the tub is if you’re using it as a ice chest/cooler.

By: Sasha_Kitty

Sasha_Kitty — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:07:22 +0000

I would rather drink a daiquiri than smell like one. Of course, after a few of them, I probably would spill it on me and smell like a daiquiri anyway.

By: Rylan

Rylan — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:02:04 +0000

I hate it when people say Jube Jube. Its Ju-jube!

By: laina

laina — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:49:50 +0000

yeah whats up with the animal testing thing. sorry that upsets me.

By: Barb

Barb — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:23:30 +0000

Try working a stock bitsch job in the mall across from a Bath & Body (yes I know, a hell all into itself) every friggin teeny bopper comes reeking of this crap.
Oh, and just a helpful hint to teeny boppers everywhere, if you are loitering at the mall and feel the need to try every damn demo fragance/lotion available, do everyone else a favor and go bathe in the stupid “water feature with the fake birds” in between samples (I hope you f-ing drown.) Just a helpful hint from mall slaves everywhere…………