A Seinfeld Dilemma!!! Cereal Review Election!!!

Written by Marvo | July 9, 2006

Topics: General

For those who don’t know, comedian Jerry Seinfeld is a big cereal fan. Every morning, I imagine he gets out of his bed made of money, goes down to his gold plated kitchen, and has to decide which cereal he will eat among the dozens of choices he has in his pantry. I also imagine the cereal is served on a silver platter by his butler in a stainless steel bowl and accompanied with a silver spoon and someone who reads the New York Times to him.

Being a cereal junkie myself, I sometimes feel like Jerry Seinfeld in the morning, except without the bed make of money, gold plated kitchen, silver platter, butler, stainless steel bowl, silver spoon, and someone who will read the New York Times to me. However, I do have about a dozen cereals to choose from in my pantry, and recently I added five brand new cereals from Kellogg’s.

So with this plethora of new cereals, I thought it’s a good time to have a good ol’ fashioned product election, which allows you, the readers, to vote for the product The Impulsive Buy will review next.

In this product election, you’ll be able to choose from five new cereals from Kellogg’s:

1. Kellogg’s Caramel Nut Crunch

2. Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter

3. Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast

4. Kellogg’s Berry Krispies

5. Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran

The cereal with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be eaten and reviewed, while the other candidates will just be eaten.

To vote, leave a comment with this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Friday, July 14th. Shortly after the 14th, I’ll post the review of the winning cereal.

Now go vote like you’re a senator voting for net neutrality.

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108 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. renee says:

    Oh, I can’t decide! They all look so incredibly delicious, my brain hurts from the effort!

    I’ll go with Berry Krispies.

  2. Yuki says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch sounds tempting…..

  3. laanba says:

    I’m going to vote for Eggo Cinnamon Twist. Of course you could do so much with the word Organic, but I’m going to stick with the Eggo’s.

  4. klew says:

    Berry Krispies please.

  5. L'il E says:

    I vote for the Eggo Cinnamon Toast as well–I’m a HUGE fan of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and wonder how the Eggos will stand up against it…

  6. B-rad says:

    Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter!!!!

    zomg. ne kind of cereal with peanut butter needs to be reveiwed…nuf said :)

  7. Sarcasmom says:

    I’m voting for the organic, brcause otherwise I don’t think you will really eat it!

  8. Barb says:

    Berry Krispies!

  9. Krista says:

    Organic Raisin Bran. =)

  10. joanna says:

    caramel nut crunch!

  11. Gia on Guam says:

    Berry Krispies … do they still Snap Crackle and Pop? I always knew there was something “fruity” about those guys.

  12. Zemuu says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch sounds G-E-W-D.

  13. Deborah says:

    Organic Raisin Bran.

  14. Renee says:

    I’d like to see them all reviewed eventually, but I’ll vote for the organic raisin bran.

  15. Maltose says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch.

  16. Troy says:

    Definitely the organic raisin bran.

  17. AlwayzHungry says:

    Caramel nut crunch

  18. MAC Dodge says:

    Berry Krispies please!

  19. Rylan says:

    berry krispies

  20. Alex says:

    While the others sound good, you should review the Orgasmic Rasin Bran. Whoops! I meant organic.

  21. Robert Loy says:

    Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter

  22. Maggie says:

    Kellogg’s Caramel Nut Crunch sounds thoroughly disgusting, so I’ll vote for that.

  23. Rhawb says:

    Peanut butter mini swirls. Those swirl cereals are always delish, so I’d like to know just HOW delish the peanut butter kind is.

  24. Domokun says:

    Eggo Cinnamon Toast! Should make leggoing easier.

  25. Daniel says:

    Berry Krispies

  26. Muneer says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch, becuase of the commercials.

    Anybody that votes for the organic Raisin Bran is a treehugging hippie.

  27. Ryan says:

    Please review Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter. This is important.

  28. catboy17 says:

    I vote for Berry Krispies, although it’s a tough choice. Review them all!

  29. Chuck says:

    I vote for the carmel nut crunch. It looks tasty and this way I could see if it really is tasty before I buy it.

  30. Brie says:

    The Eggo Cinnamon Toast would taste the best IMO, but for the review’s sake, the Organic Raisin Bran would probably be the most interesting. So my vote is for the Organic.

  31. Shep says:

    Berry Krispies were terrible. Do the eggos

  32. Berry Krispies sound vile. Review them. (Because reviews of bad producs are more entertaining.)

  33. Grins says:

    Eggo Cinnamon Toast thingies. But can’t we have french toast instead?

  34. kiki says:

    Kellogg’s Berry Krispies

    BTW, this is seriously like the lesser of five evils, isn’t it? I’d just go for Cocoa Puffs and be done with it, Marvo. But then I’m like that.

  35. skibs says:

    All ‘berry’ cereals are a flop…always.

    I vote for Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast

    I’d love to find a cereal as good as Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

  36. skibs says:

    Please for Marvo’s sake, no one vote for Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran…Jerry would never eat that!

  37. Anonymous says:

    Organic Raisin Bran!! You gotta be healthy sometimes…

  38. DaDead says:

    4

  39. Jess says:

    I vote for Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter……..you can never have too much PB

  40. Emily says:

    Berry Krispies! It’s about time they came up with an edible Krispy besides chocolate. But perhaps to satisfy the need to please your blog fans, you should buy them all, mix them in a giant bowl and review. Just a thought.

  41. Caramel Nut Crunch for the win!

  42. Tickkid says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch – I just found out this existed, and I want to know if I can get me some.

    (but 1a is Berry Krispies)

  43. catmz says:

    Eggo! But, I’d love to see them all if you get the time.

  44. Tristyn says:

    Eggo! I love the Eggo cereal, although I’ve never had the cinnamon toast variety. Therefore- review it!

  45. gko says:

    Anyone else look at the Mini Swirlz box and thought it said “Mini Slutz?”

    Just me?

    (I vote Mini Swirlz.)

  46. Tony says:

    Go with Caramel Nut Crunch

  47. Rick says:

    I vote for Caramel Nut Crunch.

  48. HeartofGlass says:

    Carmel nut crunch sounds like the most unique of all the cereals–no offense, but the peanut butter and eggo stuff would be more of a repeat of previous posts, and organic cereals rarely taste different than their original incarnations.

    I’ve never heard of a carmel cereal before, although I’m not much of a carmel fan usually.

    A berry flavored cereal just sound hideous–like the Snap Crackle guys got a bit too friendly one night with the Trixx rabbit.

  49. B-Dawg says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch!

  50. Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran

  51. Rocks says:

    Dude! You gotta so totally review the Organic (orgasmic?) Raisin Bran!

  52. Bo Link says:

    Let’s see a review for Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter. Swirlz of peanut butter make me swoon.

  53. Jesse says:

    Berrey Krispies

  54. kristina says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch.

    Mmmmmm. Caramel.

  55. Melis says:

    Berry krispies berry krispies!

  56. Sharon says:

    Organic Raisin Bran!

  57. Martina says:

    Eggo Cinnamon Toast!! Sounds yummy.

  58. govtdrone says:

    Man this is a tought choice and I can only choose one? OK–I pick Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter because it just sounds nasty.

  59. CarbonNYC says:

    Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran! I’m so curious about it, but won’t shell out for it myself.

    (Thanks for the fabulous Threadless gift certificate!)

  60. RukiaIsIchiban says:

    cinnamon swirl eggo cereal :O

  61. thedvs01 says:

    Mini swirls and and cinnamon toast look like some gimmicky bullshit, and organic Raisin Bran is going to taste just like regular Raisin Bran

    Those Berry Krispies look dank though and remind me of Berry Berry Kix, which were also quite dank

    My vote goes for Berry Krispies, although one of those gimmicky jawns might make for a better review

  62. VikksNyquil says:

    Berry Krispies.

  63. Bob says:

    Eggo Cinnamon Toast

  64. Ultimate Best Vamp Ever says:

    I’m gonna go with the Organic Raisin Bran.

    I too am a cereal junkie, but mostly a cereal junkie of the somewhat healthy looking cereals.

    Either way, enjoy them all!

  65. monica says:

    Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran :)

  66. duhbeckster says:

    Definitely voting for Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter–any cereal (or anything else, for that matter) with peanut butter is bound to be good!

  67. Eggo! No, Mini Swirlz! No, EGGO! Yes, definitely Eggo!

  68. Peachy says:

    Organic Raisin Bran. Me *heart* bran.

  69. GTO says:

    This is madness! There is no pattern! There will be recounts, for sure. I’m going to vote for The Peanut butter swirlz.

  70. Jeanette says:

    Eggo cinnamon crisp, please.

  71. Random says:

    Berry Krispies all the way.

    Those sound like they’d make awesome rice krispy treats.

    Everything else just sounds like a cereal that already exists with a new name. Or the word Organic smeared across the label like cheap paint on a whore.

  72. chris says:

    Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast sounds tasty, review it :)

  73. meretyping says:

    the caramel one sounds delightfully disgusting, yes, but otherwise go for the berry krispies.

  74. tasakeru828 says:

    Go for the Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter stuff is usually good.

  75. Muneer says:

    I think i got all of them, but I only count 69 on my tally.

    Caramel nut crunch (my pick) – 16
    Swirlz- 10
    Cinnamon toast Eggo- 12
    Berry Krispies- 18
    Hippie cereal- 13

  76. Arcticwoman says:

    Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter, because I am a peanut butter fiend!

  77. Carrie says:

    Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter, please – maybe they finally produced a PB cereal that’s as delicious as plain PB?

  78. K says:

    MINI SWIRLS PEANUT BUTTER.

    Oh please, Marvo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. Teri says:

    I vote for the Berry Krispies…because those elves are so freaking weird…

  80. Nadia says:

    Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast, please :)

  81. Catch says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch. It’s always interested me but I’ve never had the chance to go out and get some.

  82. Courts says:

    PEANUT BUTTER SWIRLS. Please, oh, please, oh, PLEASE!!! I’m from Canada and we don’t even have those here. Let me live vicariously through you! ;)

  83. kagai says:

    Verry, Merry, Berry Krispies!

  84. Anonymous says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch, absolutley… I was curious about this one myself and is the only one of the lot I’d consider buying…. so, eat, post, and guide me, oh impulsive one. Be my cereal sensei.

  85. Sunny Day says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch, absolutley… I was curious about this one myself and is the only one of the lot I’d consider buying…. so, eat, post, and guide me, oh impulsive one. Be my cereal sensei.

  86. DJ At Work says:

    4. Kellogg’s Berry Krispies

  87. Michele says:

    Berry Crispies

  88. TG says:

    oh berry krispies, abso-tootly

  89. Debbie says:

    Very under represented at the breakfast table — caramel — ahhh my dreams come true! Caramel Nut Crunch

  90. CLP says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch, please!

  91. Melanie says:

    Berry Krispies, because I love a colorful cereal. So healthy when there’s all that Red # whatever and all that good stuff. Plus difficult to look at in the morning after a night of Heineken Lights or whatever that beer review was. Yummy, multicolored hangover!

  92. g says:

    Ack… too many choices. But I think I have to go with Berry Krispies.

  93. Ellen says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch…

  94. Alice says:

    Uh, I’ll have to go with the Organic Rasin Bran!

  95. Jasmine says:

    Organic Raisin Bran

  96. jodie says:

    berry krispies

  97. Robert says:

    Eggo!! Taking the most recognizable brand of frozen waffles ever and trying to translate it to cereal success? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

  98. Vladimir says:

    Definitely the organic raisin bran.

  99. Dashrashi says:

    Berry Krispies!

  100. Mike says:

    Kellogg’s Caramel Nut Crunch is my vote.

  101. Derrick says:

    the ORB….

  102. Casey says:

    The organic raisin bran. And this is an, ahem, other person with the same avatar as the guy above me, and we are most certainly not the same person, so please count both of my votes.

    Thank you

  103. Reid says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch ftw!

  104. Harmony says:

    EGGO CINNAMON TOAST!! Hands down.

  105. Crabitha says:

    Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran…yum, yum, yummy!!

  106. Mad Cow says:

    I know I’m almost late, but I say Mini-Swirlz PB. I consider PB Cap’n Crunch among the all time best “straight out of the box” snaking cereals, so maybe you can go from this side of it, too. Thanks Marvo.

  107. Panthosette says:

    The carm nut cruncher pls!

  108. Angel H. says:

    Caramel Nut Crunch!