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A Seinfeld Dilemma!!! Cereal Review Election!!!
By Marvo | July 9, 2006
For those who don’t know, comedian Jerry Seinfeld is a big cereal fan. Every morning, I imagine he gets out of his bed made of money, goes down to his gold plated kitchen, and has to decide which cereal he will eat among the dozens of choices he has in his pantry. I also imagine the cereal is served on a silver platter by his butler in a stainless steel bowl and accompanied with a silver spoon and someone who reads the New York Times to him.
Being a cereal junkie myself, I sometimes feel like Jerry Seinfeld in the morning, except without the bed make of money, gold plated kitchen, silver platter, butler, stainless steel bowl, silver spoon, and someone who will read the New York Times to me. However, I do have about a dozen cereals to choose from in my pantry, and recently I added five brand new cereals from Kellogg’s.
So with this plethora of new cereals, I thought it’s a good time to have a good ol’ fashioned product election, which allows you, the readers, to vote for the product The Impulsive Buy will review next.
In this product election, you’ll be able to choose from five new cereals from Kellogg’s:
1. Kellogg’s Caramel Nut Crunch
2. Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter
3. Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast
4. Kellogg’s Berry Krispies
5. Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran

The cereal with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be eaten and reviewed, while the other candidates will just be eaten.
To vote, leave a comment with this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.
I’ll be accepting votes until Friday, July 14th. Shortly after the 14th, I’ll post the review of the winning cereal.
Now go vote like you’re a senator voting for net neutrality.
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July 9th, 2006 at 11:49 am
Oh, I can’t decide! They all look so incredibly delicious, my brain hurts from the effort!
I’ll go with Berry Krispies.
July 9th, 2006 at 11:51 am
Caramel Nut Crunch sounds tempting…..
July 9th, 2006 at 11:52 am
I’m going to vote for Eggo Cinnamon Twist. Of course you could do so much with the word Organic, but I’m going to stick with the Eggo’s.
July 9th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Berry Krispies please.
July 9th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
I vote for the Eggo Cinnamon Toast as well–I’m a HUGE fan of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and wonder how the Eggos will stand up against it…
July 9th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter!!!!
zomg. ne kind of cereal with peanut butter needs to be reveiwed…nuf said
July 9th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I’m voting for the organic, brcause otherwise I don’t think you will really eat it!
July 9th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Berry Krispies!
July 9th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Organic Raisin Bran. =)
July 9th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
caramel nut crunch!
July 9th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Berry Krispies … do they still Snap Crackle and Pop? I always knew there was something “fruity” about those guys.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Caramel Nut Crunch sounds G-E-W-D.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Organic Raisin Bran.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
I’d like to see them all reviewed eventually, but I’ll vote for the organic raisin bran.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Caramel Nut Crunch.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Definitely the organic raisin bran.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Caramel nut crunch
July 9th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Berry Krispies please!
July 9th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
berry krispies
July 9th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
While the others sound good, you should review the Orgasmic Rasin Bran. Whoops! I meant organic.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter
July 9th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Kellogg’s Caramel Nut Crunch sounds thoroughly disgusting, so I’ll vote for that.
July 9th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Peanut butter mini swirls. Those swirl cereals are always delish, so I’d like to know just HOW delish the peanut butter kind is.
July 9th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Eggo Cinnamon Toast! Should make leggoing easier.
July 9th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Berry Krispies
July 9th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Caramel Nut Crunch, becuase of the commercials.
Anybody that votes for the organic Raisin Bran is a treehugging hippie.
July 9th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Please review Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter. This is important.
July 9th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
I vote for Berry Krispies, although it’s a tough choice. Review them all!
July 9th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
I vote for the carmel nut crunch. It looks tasty and this way I could see if it really is tasty before I buy it.
July 9th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
The Eggo Cinnamon Toast would taste the best IMO, but for the review’s sake, the Organic Raisin Bran would probably be the most interesting. So my vote is for the Organic.
July 9th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Berry Krispies were terrible. Do the eggos
July 9th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Berry Krispies sound vile. Review them. (Because reviews of bad producs are more entertaining.)
July 9th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Eggo Cinnamon Toast thingies. But can’t we have french toast instead?
July 9th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Kellogg’s Berry Krispies
BTW, this is seriously like the lesser of five evils, isn’t it? I’d just go for Cocoa Puffs and be done with it, Marvo. But then I’m like that.
July 9th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
All ‘berry’ cereals are a flop…always.
I vote for Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast
I’d love to find a cereal as good as Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
July 9th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Please for Marvo’s sake, no one vote for Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran…Jerry would never eat that!
July 9th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Organic Raisin Bran!! You gotta be healthy sometimes…
July 9th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
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July 9th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
I vote for Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter……..you can never have too much PB
July 9th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Berry Krispies! It’s about time they came up with an edible Krispy besides chocolate. But perhaps to satisfy the need to please your blog fans, you should buy them all, mix them in a giant bowl and review. Just a thought.
July 9th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Caramel Nut Crunch for the win!
July 9th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Caramel Nut Crunch - I just found out this existed, and I want to know if I can get me some.
(but 1a is Berry Krispies)
July 10th, 2006 at 12:54 am
Eggo! But, I’d love to see them all if you get the time.
July 10th, 2006 at 1:16 am
Eggo! I love the Eggo cereal, although I’ve never had the cinnamon toast variety. Therefore- review it!
July 10th, 2006 at 1:25 am
Anyone else look at the Mini Swirlz box and thought it said “Mini Slutz?”
Just me?
(I vote Mini Swirlz.)
July 10th, 2006 at 1:50 am
Go with Caramel Nut Crunch
July 10th, 2006 at 2:14 am
I vote for Caramel Nut Crunch.
July 10th, 2006 at 2:38 am
Carmel nut crunch sounds like the most unique of all the cereals–no offense, but the peanut butter and eggo stuff would be more of a repeat of previous posts, and organic cereals rarely taste different than their original incarnations.
I’ve never heard of a carmel cereal before, although I’m not much of a carmel fan usually.
A berry flavored cereal just sound hideous–like the Snap Crackle guys got a bit too friendly one night with the Trixx rabbit.
July 10th, 2006 at 3:29 am
Caramel Nut Crunch!
July 10th, 2006 at 3:41 am
Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran
July 10th, 2006 at 3:41 am
Dude! You gotta so totally review the Organic (orgasmic?) Raisin Bran!
July 10th, 2006 at 3:51 am
Let’s see a review for Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter. Swirlz of peanut butter make me swoon.
July 10th, 2006 at 4:41 am
Berrey Krispies
July 10th, 2006 at 4:57 am
Caramel Nut Crunch.
Mmmmmm. Caramel.
July 10th, 2006 at 5:09 am
Berry krispies berry krispies!
July 10th, 2006 at 5:44 am
Organic Raisin Bran!
July 10th, 2006 at 6:09 am
Eggo Cinnamon Toast!! Sounds yummy.
July 10th, 2006 at 6:12 am
Man this is a tought choice and I can only choose one? OK–I pick Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter because it just sounds nasty.
July 10th, 2006 at 6:16 am
Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran! I’m so curious about it, but won’t shell out for it myself.
(Thanks for the fabulous Threadless gift certificate!)
July 10th, 2006 at 6:16 am
cinnamon swirl eggo cereal :O
July 10th, 2006 at 6:25 am
Mini swirls and and cinnamon toast look like some gimmicky bullshit, and organic Raisin Bran is going to taste just like regular Raisin Bran
Those Berry Krispies look dank though and remind me of Berry Berry Kix, which were also quite dank
My vote goes for Berry Krispies, although one of those gimmicky jawns might make for a better review
July 10th, 2006 at 6:35 am
Berry Krispies.
July 10th, 2006 at 6:45 am
Eggo Cinnamon Toast
July 10th, 2006 at 7:23 am
I’m gonna go with the Organic Raisin Bran.
I too am a cereal junkie, but mostly a cereal junkie of the somewhat healthy looking cereals.
Either way, enjoy them all!
July 10th, 2006 at 7:31 am
Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran
July 10th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Definitely voting for Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter–any cereal (or anything else, for that matter) with peanut butter is bound to be good!
July 10th, 2006 at 7:53 am
Eggo! No, Mini Swirlz! No, EGGO! Yes, definitely Eggo!
July 10th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Organic Raisin Bran. Me *heart* bran.
July 10th, 2006 at 8:20 am
This is madness! There is no pattern! There will be recounts, for sure. I’m going to vote for The Peanut butter swirlz.
July 10th, 2006 at 8:38 am
Eggo cinnamon crisp, please.
July 10th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Berry Krispies all the way.
Those sound like they’d make awesome rice krispy treats.
Everything else just sounds like a cereal that already exists with a new name. Or the word Organic smeared across the label like cheap paint on a whore.
July 10th, 2006 at 8:48 am
Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast sounds tasty, review it
July 10th, 2006 at 8:52 am
the caramel one sounds delightfully disgusting, yes, but otherwise go for the berry krispies.
July 10th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Go for the Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter stuff is usually good.
July 10th, 2006 at 11:07 am
I think i got all of them, but I only count 69 on my tally.
Caramel nut crunch (my pick) - 16
Swirlz- 10
Cinnamon toast Eggo- 12
Berry Krispies- 18
Hippie cereal- 13
July 10th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter, because I am a peanut butter fiend!
July 10th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Mini Swirlz Peanut Butter, please - maybe they finally produced a PB cereal that’s as delicious as plain PB?
July 10th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
MINI SWIRLS PEANUT BUTTER.
Oh please, Marvo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
I vote for the Berry Krispies…because those elves are so freaking weird…
July 10th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Kellogg’s Eggo Cereal Cinnamon Toast, please
July 11th, 2006 at 6:37 am
Caramel Nut Crunch. It’s always interested me but I’ve never had the chance to go out and get some.
July 11th, 2006 at 7:42 am
PEANUT BUTTER SWIRLS. Please, oh, please, oh, PLEASE!!! I’m from Canada and we don’t even have those here. Let me live vicariously through you!
July 11th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Verry, Merry, Berry Krispies!
July 11th, 2006 at 10:24 am
Caramel Nut Crunch, absolutley… I was curious about this one myself and is the only one of the lot I’d consider buying…. so, eat, post, and guide me, oh impulsive one. Be my cereal sensei.
July 11th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Caramel Nut Crunch, absolutley… I was curious about this one myself and is the only one of the lot I’d consider buying…. so, eat, post, and guide me, oh impulsive one. Be my cereal sensei.
July 11th, 2006 at 10:42 am
4. Kellogg’s Berry Krispies
July 11th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Berry Crispies
July 11th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
oh berry krispies, abso-tootly
July 11th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Very under represented at the breakfast table — caramel — ahhh my dreams come true! Caramel Nut Crunch
July 11th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Caramel Nut Crunch, please!
July 11th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Berry Krispies, because I love a colorful cereal. So healthy when there’s all that Red # whatever and all that good stuff. Plus difficult to look at in the morning after a night of Heineken Lights or whatever that beer review was. Yummy, multicolored hangover!
July 12th, 2006 at 2:36 am
Ack… too many choices. But I think I have to go with Berry Krispies.
July 12th, 2006 at 5:05 am
Caramel Nut Crunch…
July 12th, 2006 at 6:57 am
Uh, I’ll have to go with the Organic Rasin Bran!
July 12th, 2006 at 6:57 am
Organic Raisin Bran
July 12th, 2006 at 9:16 am
berry krispies
July 12th, 2006 at 10:18 am
Eggo!! Taking the most recognizable brand of frozen waffles ever and trying to translate it to cereal success? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
July 12th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Definitely the organic raisin bran.
July 12th, 2006 at 11:42 am
Berry Krispies!
July 12th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Kellogg’s Caramel Nut Crunch is my vote.
July 12th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
the ORB….
July 12th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
The organic raisin bran. And this is an, ahem, other person with the same avatar as the guy above me, and we are most certainly not the same person, so please count both of my votes.
Thank you
July 13th, 2006 at 12:04 am
Caramel Nut Crunch ftw!
July 13th, 2006 at 11:51 am
EGGO CINNAMON TOAST!! Hands down.
July 13th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Kellogg’s Organic Raisin Bran…yum, yum, yummy!!
July 14th, 2006 at 10:46 am
I know I’m almost late, but I say Mini-Swirlz PB. I consider PB Cap’n Crunch among the all time best “straight out of the box” snaking cereals, so maybe you can go from this side of it, too. Thanks Marvo.
July 14th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
The carm nut cruncher pls!
July 15th, 2006 at 7:07 am
Caramel Nut Crunch!