Comments on: Purple S’Creme Slurpee

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:30:12 +0000

grins – “…my pet”? Sounds like you know a little bit about sex workers yourself. ;-)

By: grins

grins — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 21:30:36 +0000

You know entirely too much about sex workers my pet.

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:54:59 +0000

Rylan – I thought about the 40-ounce, but then looked at my gut and thought otherwise.

laina – Colombian cocaine money is bad. Dollar bills that really wealthy people use to wipe their asses with is bad money.

By: laina

laina — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:39:50 +0000

is there such a thing as BAD money??

By: Rylan

Rylan — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:30:07 +0000

No 40 oz? im ashamed. Down at home (Nova Scotia) we dont have 7-11s I draqnk like 2 and they were the best thing

By: marvo

marvo — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:02:16 +0000

g – Well red and blue make purple. Isn’t that close enough?

laina – You have Dr. Pepper! Damn. Someone needs to make a Dr. Pepper Slurpee. I would pay good money for that.

By: laina

laina — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:12:38 +0000

DUDE! We have…coke, strawberry, dr pepper, mountain dew, blue raspberry, white cherry, peach and this new orange one which i tried and it TASTED LIKE ASS. It was so freakin nasty. Had a disgusting after taste. PEACE!

By: g

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:34:07 +0000

I had one of these as my freebie 7-11 birthday promotion thing, and I really liked it, even though I don’t usually like slurpees. Usually I’m only a fan of blue foods, but I suppose in the absense of blue, purple is okay too.

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 23:04:50 +0000

Sarah – I’m a Scorpio, I can’t help it.

Dain – It was delish.

By: Dain

Dain — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:04:47 +0000

Wooty woot. That looks delish.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 13:47:31 +0000

Everything is about sex with you, isn’t it? Lol, looks great.

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:42:24 +0000

laina – Wow, I didn’t know there were Icee flavors beyond strawberry and Coke. Wow, I didn’t know there are Circle K’s on this island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I learned a lot today. :-)

Brie – I’m a cherry kind of guy. Wait, that sounds kind of perverted. I must fix that…I’m a Rainier cherry kind of guy. Ahh, less perverted.

Domokun – If I were “worldly-wise in the matters of whoredom and the diseases that come from such sagaciousness” I think it would totally explain why I’m single.

Wednesday – Sometimes to learn things in life you have to experience them the hard way.

AmberLB – If you believe there’s caffeine, there will be caffeine. It works much like how I believe the girl of my dreams will fall into my lap or a pot of gold.

Meredith – You may not like the vanilla flavor, but you have to admit it’s better than Vanilla Ice.

FatYoli – Hmm…It is her birthday…and 24 more days until her talk show begins. Must make an offering to the shrine.

Jen – I wish they would keep it too, because I miss the blue vanilla Slurpee. My 7-11 has ten Slurpee dispensers and I’m sure they could get rid of Pina Colada.

Griffin – Slurpees are usually much cheaper than hookers…except the 50 cent ones.

K – Hey, we have a lot of bargains here. I can’t think of any off of the top of my head, but there are. I’ll get back to you in like a year or so. :-)

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:16:08 +0000

Deandre – Tastes awesome.

klew – Oooh, a transvestite clown!!! Wait, why am I excited about that?

Muneer – Raspberry sounds like a horrible flavor, but MD sounds good.

Melanie – I thought my reviews make people laugh, cry, or get sick. Eh, I’ll take hot and bothered.

Chuck – Oooh, purple pinstripe pimp suit. Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

Barb – It may not have caffeine, but it still can be fun with plastic sheets and a significant other.

Mellie Helen – I believe the purple is all natural. ;-)

Toni – It’s how I learned the primary colors as a child.

skibs – You don’t hear pubic lice bites everyday, but I believe that’s not the case if you have pubic lice bites.

By: K

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:02:05 +0000

Hookers are only $3 there? Wow, Hawaii’s lone bargain!

*big fan of SLURPEES here, by the way*

By: Griffin

Griffin — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:10:36 +0000

I must just be me. I love Hooker analogies. Can’t get enough Hooker analogies. Bring on the hooker analogies. I guess if were thinking hookers then 7-11 must the PIMP in this story. I then must be considered a John. Damn I hope there aren’t any cops around when I get my Slurpee. I’d get caught red-handed or Purple-tongued in the case.