Comments on: Phillips Norelco Bodygroom

By: -dave

-dave — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:09:31 +0000

Marvo,

Are you a member of the Pubic Hair Club for Men? Just wondering. Now I may need hairapy for even slightly imagining those descriptive visuals of your genitals stuck in my head. Thanks Marvo. Ugh.

-dave

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:22:39 +0000

Brie – I’m sure the two people who have seen me naked probably regret it.

Sir Ay – Hmm…Are they more expensive? Maybe I should take a trip to Macy’s.

dramastically – I could’ve of blasphemed WoW, but chose not to. As for the two readers who’ve seen me naked, I think both of them will deny it.

Webmiztris – I don’t think I want to say anything because I don’t want those two people to relive through the horror.

Zinger – I don’t need an optical inch…I’m lying. :-(

Josie – Sadly, I could’ve added even more information…AND PICTURES!!! But did not.

K – Once I show a picture of my balls, there’s no where to go except down.

LaneO – I’d like to see a picture of someone doing a beautiful swan with it. Whoever can do that has talented hands, because I’ve been trying to make a triangle, but I can’t even do that.

grins – If you take off the blades, it vibrates pretty nicely, giving you more reason to fan yourself.

Glitterati – Sorry about that… :-(

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These links are 35% less hairy than before. « Rivers Are Damp — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:09:24 +0000

[...] 1.) The Impulsive Buy hilariously reviews a product I can actually recommend: the Philips Norelco Bodygroom. Here’s, um, a snippet: Many of you with testicles may be wondering if it hurts or if having cutting blades near your Humpty Dumptys make them have a great fall and crawl back into you…. Without an attachment it doesn’t hurt either, but every time I trim the trees along my main street and cul-de-sac I keep thinking of a possible scrambled eggs mess, so I’m surgeon-like careful when I cut down the Christmas trees on my snow globe. [...]

By: Glitterati

Glitterati — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:27:47 +0000

Well, so much for getting my kid sister the “Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire” DVD for Christmas…

By: grins

grins — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:19:12 +0000

Oh my. :::fanning self:::

By: LaneO

LaneO — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:46:05 +0000

Yes!!! I was actually going to send you the link that Zinger did and suggest you review this product and you did it already! My friend purchased this from Amazon.com and is very pleased with it. He claims he doesn’t need it for the “optical inch”. According to the website, you can make a beautiful swan.
Lane

By: K

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:16:20 +0000

Lookin’ good! Mor pix pls! :o)

By: Josie

Josie — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:12:48 +0000

Whew. That’s a looooot of information we didn’t really ask for, buddy.

But I f**king loved it. Good entry!!!!

By: Zinger

Zinger — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:58:33 +0000

Did you find you had an “optical inch”? I sure did.

You should really check out: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

Pretty good marketing campaign if you ask me, it made me go out and buy one.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:31:17 +0000

“Although, the two Impulsive Buy readers who have seen me completely naked would probably disagree with the sexy part.”:

do tell, marvo! you stud!

By: dramastically

dramastically — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:06:58 +0000

Hm. I thought I’d just about read it all when “sunny-side up eggs” came along, but then you had to go and blaphspheme Harry Potter. For shame, Marvo, for shame.

So only 2 readers have seen you naked? That’s actually a pretty respectable ratio.

By: Sir Ay

Sir Ay — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:57:23 +0000

Yes, gotta make sure Lou Holtz is safe as a bad nick and it’s brass monkeys my friend. I have noticed that they have a fine selection at Macy’s and I have seen a trimmer very similiar to the one you have highlighted.

By: Brie

Brie — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:32:32 +0000

Oh, the euphemisms. God, I’m so aroused. The line “If I wanted to go pornstar and totally destroy the rainforest” had me cracking up at me desk. It sounds like something you would hear in Clueless.

I agree with Mir, who are these 2 people that have seen you in the buff? All we see is your armpit and your sexy shaven legs, but no full frontal? You tease.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:59:17 +0000

Muneer – Haven’t tried it on my face and I’m too scared to. I really don’t need to make myself homelier than I already am.

cybele – If people keep appreciating the lack of photographs, I just might flip the script and post photographs, and then see how long it takes to get me Dooced.

Andy – If you have large amounts of body hair to remove, I’d suggest something more powerful. ;-)

taikog – You know what, I’ve got a better idea…Stripping video 2!!!

Melanie – I’d hate to out the two readers, so to distract you I’m going to give you another euphemism…my ironing board and two irons.

Hismikeness – Here’s another euphemism…My Atari joystick and two Atari paddles.

calvin – Jessica Alba in Into the Blue. Jessica Alba in Honey. Jessica Alba in Sin City. Just helping you forget.

TG – But my grammar and excessive use of commas, sucks ass.

Sir Ay – Lou Holtz and Golden Domes?

Gia in the City by the Bay – I’m sure women could use it. Take off the trimmer and it vibrates pretty nicely. Oh, you’re talking about trimming hair. My bad.

KT – Yes, euphemisms of genitals come in handy at parties where Jenga is no longer fun.

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:32:35 +0000

Chuck – I thought about photos, then thought about the therapy I would put everybody through.

jenn – Be glad there weren’t pictures, because if there were, I would probably have to provide you with a pail.

Mir – He donts gots to know. ;-) Only kidding, Otto!

Domokun – There really is nothing productive being grown down there, but during winter seasons, it might come in handy.

Eryn – I am pleased with the results of mine as well, but no one to show the results to. :-(

govtdrone – Thanks. I’ve got another…the olive oil drizzler and my salt and pepper shakers. No wait, that was lame.

Gman – You know what would be even more disturbing, if I were shaving your balls.

Toni – I’m no Dr. Ruth, but I think you shaving him might be fun.