Comments on: Phillips Norelco Bodygroom

By: -dave

-dave — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:09:31 +0000

Marvo,

Are you a member of the Pubic Hair Club for Men? Just wondering. Now I may need hairapy for even slightly imagining those descriptive visuals of your genitals stuck in my head. Thanks Marvo. Ugh.

-dave

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:22:39 +0000

Brie – I’m sure the two people who have seen me naked probably regret it.

Sir Ay – Hmm…Are they more expensive? Maybe I should take a trip to Macy’s.

dramastically – I could’ve of blasphemed WoW, but chose not to. As for the two readers who’ve seen me naked, I think both of them will deny it.

Webmiztris – I don’t think I want to say anything because I don’t want those two people to relive through the horror.

Zinger – I don’t need an optical inch…I’m lying. :-(

Josie – Sadly, I could’ve added even more information…AND PICTURES!!! But did not.

K – Once I show a picture of my balls, there’s no where to go except down.

LaneO – I’d like to see a picture of someone doing a beautiful swan with it. Whoever can do that has talented hands, because I’ve been trying to make a triangle, but I can’t even do that.

grins – If you take off the blades, it vibrates pretty nicely, giving you more reason to fan yourself.

Glitterati – Sorry about that… :-(

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These links are 35% less hairy than before. « Rivers Are Damp — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:09:24 +0000

[...] 1.) The Impulsive Buy hilariously reviews a product I can actually recommend: the Philips Norelco Bodygroom. Here’s, um, a snippet: Many of you with testicles may be wondering if it hurts or if having cutting blades near your Humpty Dumptys make them have a great fall and crawl back into you…. Without an attachment it doesn’t hurt either, but every time I trim the trees along my main street and cul-de-sac I keep thinking of a possible scrambled eggs mess, so I’m surgeon-like careful when I cut down the Christmas trees on my snow globe. [...]

By: Glitterati

Glitterati — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:27:47 +0000

Well, so much for getting my kid sister the “Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire” DVD for Christmas…

By: grins

grins — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:19:12 +0000

Oh my. :::fanning self:::

By: LaneO

LaneO — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:46:05 +0000

Yes!!! I was actually going to send you the link that Zinger did and suggest you review this product and you did it already! My friend purchased this from Amazon.com and is very pleased with it. He claims he doesn’t need it for the “optical inch”. According to the website, you can make a beautiful swan.
Lane

By: K

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:16:20 +0000

Lookin’ good! Mor pix pls! :o)

By: Josie

Josie — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:12:48 +0000

Whew. That’s a looooot of information we didn’t really ask for, buddy.

But I f**king loved it. Good entry!!!!

By: Zinger

Zinger — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:58:33 +0000

Did you find you had an “optical inch”? I sure did.

You should really check out: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

Pretty good marketing campaign if you ask me, it made me go out and buy one.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:31:17 +0000

“Although, the two Impulsive Buy readers who have seen me completely naked would probably disagree with the sexy part.”:

do tell, marvo! you stud!