Comments on: Cocaine Energy Drink

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:19:41 +0000

P. Escobar – Dammit! I’m saving the last can for a friend, so no orgasm energy drink euphoria for me. :-(

By: P. Escobar

P. Escobar — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 15:17:52 +0000

Marvo – luckily now you dont have to try the real thing to get the experience, try this energy drink and have an orgasm at the same time, id say that would be pretty damn close to a few bumps of the real thing.

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:24:12 +0000

Heather Feather – Just don’t snort it up your nose.

P.Escobar – Never had the real thing, although I did try to snort flour once. That was a bad idea.

K – Caffeine is soooo good.

By: K

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:26:43 +0000

Drugs suck.

By: P.Escobar

P.Escobar — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:31:52 +0000

This stuff is amazing, gives a buzz similar to small amounts of the real thing, although can almost be the same price. No euphoria from this stuff thou, but gets the job done and gives a u a kick, and definaetly changes how you feel.

By: Heather Feather

Heather Feather — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:07:20 +0000

Sweet. I can “feel the burn” at work.

Hahahaha!

… Yes, I’m a dork.

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:54:34 +0000

Heather Feather – If the HUGE amount of caffeine doesn’t wake you up, the burn will.

By: New Cocaine Energy Drink - Loaded with… Caffeine | Futile Brands

New Cocaine Energy Drink - Loaded with… Caffeine | Futile Brands — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:41:39 +0000

[...] New Cocaine Energy Drink – Loaded with… Caffeine What’s in a name? Well there’s not much in this energy drink, called ‘Cocaine‘ and tagged with ‘The Legal Alternative‘ it is a Red Bull type drink that is loaded with caffeine. Once you’ve heard of this drink you probably won’t forget it, so in branding terms, the gimmick has worked. Jamey Kirby, the drink’s British creator, says the name for the drink Cocaine, came to him in the middle of the night. He describes the drink’s taste as a “fruity, atomic fireball”. The smart thing about this drink is that they have gone further than just the ‘Cocaine Energy Drink’ branding, they have a second USP which is the 280 milligrams of caffeine per can. There is currently no other drink on the market with a caffeine count to match. Find out what 280mg does to you here. Want to know where you can buy the Cocaine energy drink? Redux Beverages in Las Vegas is distributing the Cocaine Energy Drink and has already come into some problems with trying to convince major stores to stock it. The 7-Eleven chain of stores first agreed to stock the product but has withdrawn the product after receiveing complaints from customers: ‘Our merchandising team believes the product’s name promotes an image which we didn’t want to be associated with.’ We’ll let you know when somebody comes up with the Heroine Popsicle. [...]

By: Heather Feather

Heather Feather — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:35:10 +0000

I muuussssstttttttt try this drink.

(Says the girl who arrived to work at 6 freaking AM!)

Perhaps… just perhaps… this could be better than all the black coffee and caffine-full liquids I digest to help me awaken and join the living!

::snores::

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:02:27 +0000

Gia in the City by the Bay – Just don’t snort it up your nose.

B-rad – 5 minutes…back in my day we used to walk 15 minutes to get to a class that was across campus from the dorms. Then we’d stop going to class and just take the final, hoping that cramming the night before will boost our grade to a C.

Bryan – What if the members of each band formed a super band, kind of like Audioslave, but not even close to being as good as Audioslave.

dramastically – Um…Halloween passed. Sorry you didn’t get the can, but if you like I will save it for you, just in case you want to play WoW for 24 hours straight.

Peachy – Thanks Peachy!

Kai – You’re absolutely, positively right.

Richard – Thanks for the compliment! But you don’t have to read all the reviews, only one in fifty are any good.