Zadillo – I’m guessing I will be playing 52 card pick up, except with potatoes.

Lacey – Try the potatoes while laughing. That would be cool.

Heather Feather – I think Count Chocula is hard to find now, but I could be wrong about that.

Maddux Sports Blog – Yeah, no one likes a side order of herpes.

Cindy – Sorry, that must have been painful…and messy.

db cooper – Actually I really wish they would stop reproducing.

Heather Feather – I don’t think I’ve tried fruit loops with chocolate milk. Have you ever had Count Chocula with Nequik chocolate milk and Hershey’s chocolate shavings? Mmmm….

Barb – Hmm…I inspire you to eat a Burger King Triple Whopper. ;-)

Erika – Even the herpes?

Adrian – Also, soap would probably get, my stinky funk off of her.

eater – I haven’t changed the size of the font. I think it’s probably your browser, like Rhawb says below.

Rhawb – Thanks for that.

Peachy – TIB does put the “ew” in review.

K – No, really. These potatoes are good…or are you talking about the herpes?

Luck O’ the Irish – Can they be pink tiger striped fuzzy handcuffs?

Muneer – Damn this living on rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean!!!

Brie – Well I’m tired of cooking breakfast for only myself and using the leopard print handcuffs also only on myself.

Teresa – :-)

KT – Yeah, you’d hit me…with an ugly stick and a shovel. :-)

Melanie – What? No flower in a white vase? Or fine linen napkins?

Ace N. – That miniature microwave looks like Microsoft Word clipart.

Eryn – If I do make you breakfast, you have to bring over your own condiments.

Danalyn – Then your husband would kick my ass, throw me into the trunk of his car, and leave me in the middle of nowhere naked. It’s like the old reality show called Lost except I’m naked. :-)

Domokun – Thank goodness for Valtrex! ;-)

Chuck – You can give women a four-minutes orgasm…you are a GOD!!! I want your powers!

Webmiztris – If there were an egg, it would totally rock, but probably taste like crap.

jokiebird – I hope so too, because if not, I’m going to become a cat lady, even though I’m a dude.

DJ At Work – Thanks! Itsa nice!

Abi – Burned your retinas? Are you sure that’s not from watching your food in the microwave? :-)

That is all.

If you haven’t given that a shot, go to View -> Text Size in your browser. I’ve know this works with both IE and Firefox. If you use a different browser, simply look for a similar option. You can make text really super huge via this method, so see if that helps.

Resolution-wise, your resolution could actually be set too high as well. As resolution increases, text sizes and the like will decrease. Maybe try 800×600 or 1024×768 unless you have a specific need for a super sharp resolution.

Hope some of that helped.