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calvin – Sure you did. ;-)

Alex – I believe most community colleges offer one.

And btw I bought the Paris Hilton tape…Just kidding ( I really downloaded it on limewire, only to quickly delete it).

… But now that we mention it, I actually like the song Fergalious, yeah it’s a rip off from Bootylicious, but I can have my Fergie and Booty at the same time.

P.S. I like [brackets].

Ace N. – I just hope they provide a clean needle with every package.

Diana – I would just rub some brownie mix on my front teeth and then ask the dentist if you have anything on your teeth.

Muneer – Possibly even better? Just tell them they have cavities, when they really don’t.

Melanie – When that happens, don’t forget about the Polident!

Zadillo – Flossing with red vines sounds pretty hard, except for Madonna with that huge gap inbetween her front teeth.

calvin – I don’t know about that. It takes a WHOLE LOT to reach the level of whoriness that Paris Hilton has achieved. She has had sooooo many nipple slips that she should just go topless everywhere.

jenn – Just suck it out of the tube and spread it across the tongue using your upper palate and savor the taste. Or squeeze some on a toothbrush and scrub your tongue with it.

Gman – If they came out with orange juice flavored toothpaste, I’d be all over that like white on bread, because I’m tired of the after effects of drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.

Jean – Thank you! Please come again!

stephanie – The only other flavor they had was the cherry. The other flavor is probably on the slow boat here.

Toni – How about red apple flavored candy?

Chuck – I may just taste it.

L’il E – I just use a spoon to scrape my tongue and to cook the crack. ;-)

Abi – It was a neon green and the gum was coffee-colored.

cory – It doesn’t. I wish it did though.

DaDead – It’s all about the wooden teeth.

Vod – I know that now.

Wednesday – Baby Breast Pop also contains no real breast milk. ;-)

Webmiztris – I’m definitely not sure anymore.

MCW – Sometimes I am pretty stupid, like that time I froze an entire Costco-sized tray of ground beef and had to saw it into pieces to get what I wanted.

melis – Yup, Lucky Strikes one puff. Crappy gum.

Hell, she not only ripped off Destiny’s Child, but old school female rappers JJ Fad. “Fergalicious” sounds EXACTLY like JJ Fad’s “Supersonic”. Outrage!

Oh yeah, and Marvo- I can’t stand green apple flavored candy so I don’t think I’ll be trying this any time soon.

i tried the cherry and the apple flavors (they have blue raspberry too) and the cherry is my favorite. the grainy texture didn’t even bother me. mmmcherrysqueezyfegiesweetartlious.