Comments on: Crazy Visitor Email #2

By: marvo

marvo — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 20:42:23 +0000

Suzanne – If he did, I would’ve called him Booger brain.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:50:03 +0000

at least he didn’t call you a poopoo head?

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:06:56 +0000

Toni – I love commas too, but not as much as he does.

Melanie – Yeah, I don’t like that pooping stuff either. It costs too much. ;-)

Rhawb – If I were an outsourced customer service representative, I would hate to deal with someone like this. I think customer service people should have an occasional free pass to tell someone to fuck off.

By: Rhawb

Rhawb — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:01:10 +0000

Just saw this.

…What the hell? I really have no idea what to make of this. I even tried to put myself in Carl’s shoes and I still can’t wrap my brain around what he thinks he’s accomplishing.

Also did he call whoever he was writing to a butt brain, or is he asking them to not skimp on brains?

Gah, my head hurts. Were I a corporate bigwig, I think I’d actually be quite excited to be rid of such a moronic customer.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:38:13 +0000

That was awesome. Except for the Hot Carl part, which I didn’t need to know about. Whichever definition is correct, it’s still too gross for me. Like when I learned about the Dirty Sanchez when that Saved By the Bell porno came out a while ago. Another poop sex thing I didn’t need to know.

By: Toni

Toni — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:05:30 +0000

Looks like someone needs a copy of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves for Christmas. What’s up with the commas?

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:09:23 +0000

Heather Feather – That’s okay. As you get older, you’ll learn more about the wonderful world around you. Geez, I sound like an afterschool special.

Kyle – I have no idea what product he was complaining about, but I hope he buys more of it and complains more.

DJ At Work – I don’t know what product it was. I went through my archives but didn’t figure out with product it could be.

By: DJ At Work

DJ At Work — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:39:59 +0000

Thanks for the laugh Marvo. What product was he bitching about?

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:49:54 +0000

Did they guy even say what product he was complaining about?

I hope you keep this feature, Marvo. This is hilarious.

By: Heather Feather

Heather Feather — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:58:57 +0000

I like the Hot-Carl reference.
Once I again, I had to click the link to know what it meant.
I’m such a sheltered child.

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:31:42 +0000

Brie – He’s either dumb or can’t come up with a better insult than “butt brains.” I think he needs to take a class in profanity.

By: Brie

Brie — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:13:14 +0000

Hot Carl? Good Lord, that’s real?

Marvo, after the “butt-brains” remark, I stopped taking this moron’s email seriously. Some people are just dumb.

By: marvo

marvo — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:36:05 +0000

MAC Dodge – Well, they make your day only one day out of the week.

ultradave – I don’t know, because “friggin’” wasn’t used at all in the email.

That Spooky Tall Chick – I have yet to get one marriage proposal in my inbox, but I’ve had a couple in the comment, I believe. In those two cases I couldn’t accept them because I’m not into long distance relationships. I’ve tried it once and it didn’t work out, mostly because I was tired of paying the $4.99 for the first two minutes and then $1.99 for each additional minute.

Tickkid – Ladies love knowledge.

Webmiztris – Hmm…I wonder what’s worse? A butt brain? Or a dick head?

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:21:01 +0000

sounds like Carl is a “butt brains”.

By: Tickkid

Tickkid — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:24:56 +0000

Who knew that a product review blog would bring so much frivolity, and marriage proposals. What? Marriage proposals? The ladies love a guy who knows his products – and odd sexual terms.