Comments on: Kellogg’s Lego Eggo Waffles

By: marvo

marvo — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:34:46 +0000

calvin – Wait. Are you saying “wow” because of my Lego Eggo building skills? Or are you saying “wow” because I apparently have way too much time on my hands?

By: calvin

calvin — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:14:27 +0000

wow.

just wow.

By: marvo

marvo — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:30:58 +0000

L’il E – Chewbacca with buns on his head. That sounds funny. Although a Lego Princess Leia in a gold bikini probably doesn’t look good.

Muneer – Man, now I have to make my next dirty review even dirtier.

ultradave – Waffles go well with everything.

By: ultradave

ultradave — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:44:56 +0000

Wow….waffles and stalking. Now there’s two things you don’t hear about in the same paragraph a lot. Well at least not where I live.

By: Muneer

Muneer — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:08:53 +0000

Best. Dirty. Review. Ever. I think I’ve read this review 5 different times, with 5 different meanings every time.

By: L'il E

L'il E — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:49:15 +0000

Chewbacca is my favorite and he totally does rip peoples’ arms off. It is sweet. I like to put a Princess Leia bialey hair on him (it sits kind of off-kilter cuz his head is too big) and run amock with him. He’s a great shot with that bow-caster too. Totally the best character in the game so far. Though the force stuff is kind of fun too. Not as fun as ripping off arms though, mind you.

By: marvo

marvo — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:01:16 +0000

L’il E – I just want Chewbacca to rip off arms and stuff.

Webmiztris – Yes, emotions of sickness and fear. ;-)

dvs01 – Nah, I’ll just put a regular waffle on top of it.

Much More Than A Mom – They should fit together, but their ability to stick together is as good as a Federline/Spears marriage.

Toni – Six hours? That’s kind of short, isn’t it?

Muneer – Heh heh. You said erect.

tg – I’m young, so I can easily get it up every day. But as I get older, I won’t be able to get it up as much.

By: tg

tg — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:31:42 +0000

this one is definitely a marvo hall of famer. it’s amazing how you’re able to get it up for this, product after product, day after day.

By: Muneer

Muneer — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:05:14 +0000

Haha, erect.

By: Toni

Toni — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:11:38 +0000

That poem brings creepy to a whole new level @_@

Somewhere, Sting is crying because someone’s finally topped “Every Breath You Take”. But then he goes back to his 6 hour Tantric sex-a-thon and all is right with the world again.

By: Much More Than A Mom

Much More Than A Mom — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:45:52 +0000

Real lego or not, they should fit together, no? Great review. I had no idea these existed.
I write a review blog at http://muchmoreopinionated.muchmorethanamom.com/
Nothing like yours – I’m just super opinionated. ;-)

By: Victor Cornelius / dvs01

Victor Cornelius / dvs01 — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:38:00 +0000

yo, theres only 3 holes because thats how the bottom of real lego’s look.

and if you want a place for syrup, you should flip them upside down and use the 3 holes as syrup reservoirs

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:09:57 +0000

that was just beautiful. you always know how to stir my emotions, marvo. ;)

By: L'il E

L'il E — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:32:27 +0000

They ARE easy and oh-so-fun. I love just messing around doing nonsense in the levels, not really working towards the intended goal, just messing with this, poking at that, driving a little vehicle that looks kind of like a baggage cart around the gleaming halls of Cloud City, stomping around the jungles of the moon of Endor in a scout walker (AKA AT-ST), zooming around the streets of Mos Eisley in a sand cruiser…too much fun!

By: marvo

marvo — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:30:23 +0000

damasta – I’ve got the leftover Lego Eggo Waffles in the freezer if you want them.

Stuporstar – Actually, I’m tired of restraining orders.

TheLazyCanadian – Thanks, and to make sure that it’s the best review of any sort of waffle ever, I’m going to destroy all waffles.

stephanie – creepy me. :-(

Clevegal42 – It would be like “Studs Gone Wild” Oh wait, I think that’s taken already.

the other ‘M’ – You disappoint me, my gay evil twin!

jenn – When I review pancakes, I try to ruin that for you as well. ;-)