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Giving and receiving is plentiful this time of year and is what makes this season fun, except when it comes to illegal campaign contributions, sexually transmitted diseases, and David Hasselhoff albums. The Impulsive Buy is in the mood of giving, so it’s time to hold another prize drawing.
TEN lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive a gift card from one of the fast food establishments I’ve reviewed products from over the years, like McDonald’s, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Jamba Juice, Wendy’s, Subway, and Quiznos.
To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with “Happy (insert favorite holiday here)!” (for example: Happy Kwanzaa!) and whatever else you would like to say.
Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, December 24, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States since the cards are valid only in the US. To TIB’s international readers, I’m sorry.
The winners will be determined by attaching the email of each entry to a golden McDonald’s french fry. All the entries will be placed into the bag that the McDonald’s french fries came in. The contents of the bag will be shaken. Then the first ten entries I pull from the bag will be the winners of the gift cards. The rest of the fries will either be eaten by me, eaten by birds, or given to the crazy homeless guy who yells at everything.
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about dlkfjlasjoeroafd. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you a variety of mail order catalogs. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, you receiving a lump of coal, or Santa getting stuck in a chimney.
. You'll get to enjoy the savings at Amazon and TIB gets a little scratch to help pay for writers, webhosting, and Marvo's addiction to 
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!
Happy Arbor Day!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Saturnalia!
Happy Michelle’s Day After Christmas So She Always Gets Jipped Birthday!
happy festivus!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Happy Phileas Fogg Win a Wager Day! (That is this Thursday, by the way.)
“Happy last day of the semester!!(today)”
Happy I hope I win the contest day!
Joyous Yule!
Happy Chinese New Year!
Happy Why-Isn’t-It-New-Year’s-Eve-Yet!!!
Happy Winter Solstice!
Happy Christmas!
Happy Free Junk!
Happy International Women’s Day!
Happy Leif Ericksen Day!
Happy Thanksgiving!
HAPPY I GOT A GIFT CARD AND AM GONNA GO GET ME SOME CHEESEBURGERS & SUCH DAY.
Happy Independence Day! 4th of July puts us so much closer to my birthday;>
Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Merry Solstice!
Happy Festering Boil Thatiscoveredinpus Day!
That sentence just makes pepperoni Hot Pockets ever the more delectable.
Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Channukah, a Kwazy Kwanza, a Tip Top Tet, and a Serene and Dignifieds Ramadan. – Herschel Krustovsky
Happy Winter! It’s almost time for the light to come back again!
Happy-Merry Christmas…may all your tranny prostitutes be disease-free!
Happy Crimboween!
(Uncle Crimbo prefers booze, but he’s also partial to fast food.)
Happy Boo Yah Day!
Happy Are-There-Any-Vegetarian-Alternatives Day!
Happy Happy of the Happiest Happy and stuff.
Happy Holidays to all!
Happy Holidays (including Christmas and/or any other)
Happy banana.
Happy Christmakwanzakah.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Happy birthday!
Have a very very Merry Christmas!! :)
Happy ILoveFreeFood day!
Happy holidays!
Whoops. I meant “Happy Christmas”. Sorry, I’m at work.
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Groundhog Day!
Happy Christmas Break!
Happy Yom Kippur!
Happy Christmas, Marvo! May your holiday be bright and filled with (dreams of) large-breasted women.
Happy FlyingSpaghettiMonster-mas
“Happy Dirty Sanchez Day, Marvo!”
:D
Oh, and Merry Christmas too, Sweetie.
Happy non-specific Holiday!
Happy Holidays!
I am a card-carrying member of the War on Christmas army. Bill O’Reilly, come and get me.
Happy Atheist-kids-get-presents-day!
(And no, I don’t expect to win again, but man oh man was my Mystery Box filled with concentrated awesome.)
HAPPY 4/20!!!
(hey, you said pick your *favorite* holiday…)
HAPPY 4/20!!!
(oops I forgot my e-mail the first time)
bill murray christmasbill billl murray day.
Happy UN-Birthday!!
from the Mad Hatter, Alice, et al.
Happy Oatmeal Muffin Day! (December 19th)
Happy Fish Day!
http://fishday.4mg.com/
Happy Pull Her Hair Day!
Happy Crush My Opponents Ball on the Battlefield Day!
Happy Tuesday ! Hey, it’s Tuesday…. :)
Happy DanGarionMas!
Happy Birthday, Leonid Brezhnev!
Happy Wintereenmas!
(Surely someone gets this reference, right? :) )
Happy All Saints Day!
Happy Boxing Day…and I’m not even Canadian.
Happy Channuka
Happy NDH (non-demoninational holiday)!
Happy Dranktomuchandfoughtwithfamilybutwokeuponthefrontlawnwithnohangover Day
Happy Holler at Marvo’s Hot Mom Day!
Happy Kwanzaa
Merry Christmas from New Orleans,LA.!!!
Happy Holidays from Austin, Texas!
Happy St. Nicholas Day
Happy Administrative Assistants Day!!
Happy Whatever Day!
HAPPY LET’S ALL DRINK TOO MUCH EGGNOG AND LAUGH AT THE DYSFUNCTIONALITY OF OUR FAMILY [aka CHRISTMAS] DAYYYY!!!!
Happy Columbus Day!
Peace on Earth!
Happy Decemberween!
Happy Cannibal Day!
Happy Hangover-Recovery Day!
Happy Halloween. I love Halloween.
Happy Ramadan! Oh, wait…
Happy New Year!
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy (insert favorite holiday here)!
Happy Jaundiced Discharge Day!
Happy Chrismakwanzakuhlumbus Day! It is this time of year we celebrate the resurrection of Christopher Columbus by lighting candles and decorating Christmas trees with African American bobblehead dolls of your favorite sports teams with Indian Mascots.
Love this time of year.
Happy Strep Throat Day!
Happy Days are here again, Oh Happy days are here again!
Happy Thank-God-Law-School-Finals-Are-Over-For-A-Semester Day!
Happy “I wanna WIN” Day!!
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day(Sept 13th)!
But seriously, I was thinking the other day,
Is it considered politically correct for the tonight show to have christmas decorations on their set?
Happy Day!
Happy Marvoliciousness Day!
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!
Happy Chrismahanakwanzaka, Marvo!
Happy Holidays!
Happy Saturnalia! (yay, Latin)
happy channuka marvo and a happy rest of the holidays too
Happy Christmas and New Years!
Thanks for giving us such an awesome blog!!
Happy Festivus!
Happy bunnies!
Happy Give-me-a-Subway-giftcard Day!
Not sure I want to give you my address after that last poem about stalking in the Lego Waffle posting…but, I’m kinda ugly so I don’t think you’d want to stalk me. And, if there is the possibility of a Subway giftcard coming my way, I’ll take my chances. :)
Happy NEW YEAR!!!
Nollaig Shona! (Happy Christmas in Irish Gaelic)
Happy Christmas! =)
Happy Holidays and Merry Fishmas!
Happy Christmas! and keep up the good eating.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Happy Candy Cane Day!
Happy Fry-Fishing Day!
Happy St. Urho’s Day
Happy Christmas Holidaze! :)
Happy Scientology Day!
Happy Christmahannakwannzica!
HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY EVERYONE!
~Feather
Happy Chaunnukah!
Happy Fesivus!
Thanks for all the reviews, have a great holiday!
Happy Embarassing Holiday Office Party Day!!!!
Happy and Merry Christmas and whatever else! :)
Happy Purim!
HAPPY “it snowed half a foot and now I can stay home from work and get a break from working with crazy anal greedy bastards” DAY
Merry Christmas, Marvo :-)
Happy Birthday!!
Please dont send me a jack in the box gift card if I win, there are non around me and id be forced to mail it back to you with a disgruntled letter and rotting french fries found from the bottom of McDonalds trash bins.
Damn it. I’m anonymous.
HAPPY “it snowed half a foot and now I can stay home from work and get a break from working with crazy anal greedy bastards” DAY
Happy Jennifer Day!
HAPPY “whatever” Day!
I LOVE your crazy visitor emails and “replies” (I wish you’d really send them – just for shits & giggles!).
Happy Festivus!
Happy “Here’s To World Peace And To All A Good Night’ Day!
Happy I have power in Western WA for the first time in 5 days Day!!! Happy Shower! Happy Hot Food! Happy Warm House! Happy No More Listening to the AM stations for outage updates! Happy Happy Blessed Electricity!
Happy I-don’t-have-to-work-today-praise-Allah!
Happy Jebus Birthday!
Happy Tuvalu Independence Day!!!!!
I hope it doesn’t sink. =(
Happy Chew Appreciation Day
Happy December 25th!
happy festivus!!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Wow.. I didn’t know so many people knew about that day. Cool! Pirates are me favorite! YARRRRRRRRR!
;)
Have a good one, Marvo!
Happy I can’t wait to get off of work and drink a beer day!
Happy holidays Marvo! Now gimme some fries :)
Happy national hot dog day.
Happy Solstice!
Happy National Brownie Day!
Merry Giftmas!
Happy holidays from Hawaii!!
Happy I LOVE Marvo day!!! :o)
Happy Festivus!
Happy Holidays yo!
Happy merry Christmas. Here in America, our holiday of choice is Christmas. It is the Christmas season, not the holiday season.
Happy Whatever!
Happy Christmas!
I SEE YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING.
–Santa
Happy Penis Wrangler Day!
Happy Yule!!
Happy Boxing Day!
Have a ho of a christmas
Happy Cha-nook-a-hah!
Happy ohmygodyougottabeshittinmethat155peoplebeforemesignedupforafreemcdonaldsgiftcardforchristmas day! You know I love you Marvo right?
Happy fast food gift card day!
Happy Weasel Stomping Day!
O.O Not the weasels!
Happy Andrew Eldritch’s Birthday, though that’s in May.
Happy NEW YEAR!
Happy 21st of December day!
Happy birthday to me day!
Happy 22nd of December day!!!!
Happy Longest Night of the Year!!!
Happy “cut down a tree drag it over the ground to the car, oh crap forgot the rope, okay, can use a sweatshirt torn up to tie it to the roof, drive down, lordy, I need some gas, wtf the gas prices went up another dime a gallon, damn gougers, back on the road, great can finally go 50 miles an hour again, what was that noise? fiddlesticks the tree just fell off the car and is in the road blocking traffic, oh well we will just go to target a buy a fake one. and not get that sap crap on our hands” oh yeah we are jewish and dont really want the tree so we will shop on the 26th and get it on sale” day
Happy Holidays and a wonderous Festivus!!!
Happy Everyday Should Be A Holiday Day!
Happy Weekend!
Happy Festivus!
Happy My Birthday
Happy Christmas!
Happy Christmas…hmm I think Merry Christmas still has a better ring to it.
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Turkmen Melon Day!
Happy Day!!
I agree with you Gmrpr7. But rules are rules….
Happy HO HO HO Holidays. What a fun idea!
Happy birthday!
Happy Squish a Snail Day!
Happy Prize Day
Happy Power Outage Week!
Goodness, this last week has sucked.
Happy Impulsive Buy Day! May you have many more.
Happy Any Kine, Any Ting, Whatevas Day, & Hana Hou to dat! ^_^
Happy Monday to you :)
Entries will no longer be accepted.
Thank you to everyone who participated.
I hope to announce the winners sometime this week.