2006 Holiday Fast Food Prize Drawing!!!

Giving and receiving is plentiful this time of year and is what makes this season fun, except when it comes to illegal campaign contributions, sexually transmitted diseases, and David Hasselhoff albums. The Impulsive Buy is in the mood of giving, so it’s time to hold another prize drawing.

TEN lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive a gift card from one of the fast food establishments I’ve reviewed products from over the years, like McDonald’s, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Jamba Juice, Wendy’s, Subway, and Quiznos.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with “Happy (insert favorite holiday here)!” (for example: Happy Kwanzaa!) and whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, December 24, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States since the cards are valid only in the US. To TIB’s international readers, I’m sorry.

The winners will be determined by attaching the email of each entry to a golden McDonald’s french fry. All the entries will be placed into the bag that the McDonald’s french fries came in. The contents of the bag will be shaken. Then the first ten entries I pull from the bag will be the winners of the gift cards. The rest of the fries will either be eaten by me, eaten by birds, or given to the crazy homeless guy who yells at everything.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about dlkfjlasjoeroafd. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you a variety of mail order catalogs. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, you receiving a lump of coal, or Santa getting stuck in a chimney.

186 thoughts on “2006 Holiday Fast Food Prize Drawing!!!

  1. Happy Festering Boil Thatiscoveredinpus Day!

    That sentence just makes pepperoni Hot Pockets ever the more delectable.

  2. Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Channukah, a Kwazy Kwanza, a Tip Top Tet, and a Serene and Dignifieds Ramadan. – Herschel Krustovsky

  3. Happy Holidays!

    I am a card-carrying member of the War on Christmas army. Bill O’Reilly, come and get me.

  4. HAPPY LET’S ALL DRINK TOO MUCH EGGNOG AND LAUGH AT THE DYSFUNCTIONALITY OF OUR FAMILY [aka CHRISTMAS] DAYYYY!!!!

  5. Happy Chrismakwanzakuhlumbus Day! It is this time of year we celebrate the resurrection of Christopher Columbus by lighting candles and decorating Christmas trees with African American bobblehead dolls of your favorite sports teams with Indian Mascots.

    Love this time of year.

  6. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day(Sept 13th)!

    But seriously, I was thinking the other day,

    Is it considered politically correct for the tonight show to have christmas decorations on their set?

  7. Happy Give-me-a-Subway-giftcard Day!
    Not sure I want to give you my address after that last poem about stalking in the Lego Waffle posting…but, I’m kinda ugly so I don’t think you’d want to stalk me. And, if there is the possibility of a Subway giftcard coming my way, I’ll take my chances. 🙂

  8. HAPPY “it snowed half a foot and now I can stay home from work and get a break from working with crazy anal greedy bastards” DAY

    Merry Christmas, Marvo 🙂

  9. Happy Birthday!!

    Please dont send me a jack in the box gift card if I win, there are non around me and id be forced to mail it back to you with a disgruntled letter and rotting french fries found from the bottom of McDonalds trash bins.

  10. Damn it. I’m anonymous.

    HAPPY “it snowed half a foot and now I can stay home from work and get a break from working with crazy anal greedy bastards” DAY

  11. HAPPY “whatever” Day!

    I LOVE your crazy visitor emails and “replies” (I wish you’d really send them – just for shits & giggles!).

  12. Happy I have power in Western WA for the first time in 5 days Day!!! Happy Shower! Happy Hot Food! Happy Warm House! Happy No More Listening to the AM stations for outage updates! Happy Happy Blessed Electricity!

  13. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

    Wow.. I didn’t know so many people knew about that day. Cool! Pirates are me favorite! YARRRRRRRRR!

    😉
    Have a good one, Marvo!

  14. Happy merry Christmas. Here in America, our holiday of choice is Christmas. It is the Christmas season, not the holiday season.

  15. Happy “cut down a tree drag it over the ground to the car, oh crap forgot the rope, okay, can use a sweatshirt torn up to tie it to the roof, drive down, lordy, I need some gas, wtf the gas prices went up another dime a gallon, damn gougers, back on the road, great can finally go 50 miles an hour again, what was that noise? fiddlesticks the tree just fell off the car and is in the road blocking traffic, oh well we will just go to target a buy a fake one. and not get that sap crap on our hands” oh yeah we are jewish and dont really want the tree so we will shop on the 26th and get it on sale” day

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