WTF!!! Enough With The Limited Edition Candy Bar Product Review Poll!!!

Written by Marvo | January 16, 2007

Topics: General

Limited Edition candy bars are as common as Paris Hilton nipple slip pictures. With both of these things, you know you’re going to see them, but you just don’t know when.

Anyway, I recently picked up THREE limited edition candy bars from the convenience store down the street and I thought this would be another great opportunity to have another product review poll, where you get to vote for what product TIB reviews next. Your vote is like a puppet string telling me what to do.

Here are the three limited edition candy bars you will be able to vote for:

1. Snickers Xtreme (Note: When you say “Xtreme” you have to say it while holding a rock ‘n roll hand sign)

2. Twix Triple Chocolate

3. Snickers Dark

The candy bar with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will just be added to my gut or ass — it’s really up to my body. To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, January 21st (11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time). Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.

Now go vote like you’re a member of Congress voting for an increase in the minimum wage.

Final Results:
Snickers Xtreme – 35
Twix Triple Chocolate – 33
Snickers Dark – 10

Thanks to everyone who participated!

Oh yeah, one last thing for those of you in San Francisco.

I’m going to be in the San Francisco area from February 15th to February 21st and I was wondering if there are any TIB readers who would like to hang out one night. Right now, I don’t know what my entire schedule is going to be like. I’ll be spending some of my time in Tahoe, but I’m hoping that I’ll have a few free nights in San Francisco.

If you’re interested in hanging out with a quasi-product review blog editor, let me know using the contact page.

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89 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. Chuck says:

    I vote for the \m/ EXtreme \m/ Snickers bar. It looks like it would be an interesting item to review.
    Regarding SFO, I don’t live there, but maybe you should have a “Win a date with Marvo (winner pays for the date)” contest. That way, you’d be selling yourself like a cheap piece of meat to the most crazed TIB readers out there…plus you would get a free meal out of it.

  2. Sep says:

    I, too, vote for \m/ Xtreme \m/.

  3. Lauren says:

    I personally want to know what is so “eXtreme” about that Snickers, so it certainly gets my vote!

  4. Rhawb says:

    XTREME!

    I just want to know what makes it so XTREME!1!!

  5. jenn says:

    i vote for xtreme.

    and can i also vote that the other candy bars go straight to your ass versus your gut?

    i live in the sf area. u live in hawaii…maybe we can do out own version of the movie the holiday and review each other’s lives.

  6. govtdrone says:

    extreme baby!! extreme!

  7. Mir says:

    What’s with all the Xtreme votes? That triple-chocolate Twix made me touch myself a little. Do that one. Pretty please.

    Also, I wish I still lived in CA so I could hang out with you. ;)

  8. Wednesday says:

    I say go for triple chocolate Twix. Xtreme is too faddish. But chocolate is classic, it never goes out of style.

  9. Frenchman says:

    the idea of triple chocolate twix boggles my mind. and wuts special about xtreme snickers anyways?

  10. Suzanne says:

    The house is in favor of the snickers extreme.

  11. Emily says:

    Xtreme for sure. With a name like that, you have no idea how long before it rides its dirt bike off a cliff.

  12. Tony says:

    I’m with the minority of the Triple Chocolate Twix.

  13. Ohh, the Snickers Dark! That sounds delish!

    If you ever come to Bumfuck Nowhere, let me know. I’ll give you the grand tour of all the best dives in town. :D

  14. Tabatha says:

    such a hard choice…my first instinct was the triple chocolate twix, being a hardcore chocolate fan. but the xtreme does sound very interesting……..
    hmmmm i vote for the twix…

  15. Angel H. says:

    Sorry to spoil it for for you, but the only thing \m/EXTREME\m/ about the Snickers bar is that they added more peanuts. (But it does taste hella good with the extra nuts.) My vote is for the Twix.

  16. Bryans says:

    Twix Triple Chocolate

    Snickers is just being greedy with TWO limited editions….

    It’s All In The Mix!!!!!

  17. Blush says:

    Twix Chocolate! It intrigues me, plus I hate peanuts in chocolate bars.

  18. Melis says:

    Pick the Snickers Dark– I love love loved it and I want to know what you think!

  19. Danl says:

    Must go with the Twix. I just started eating these things, and it is now my favorite!

  20. Cat says:

    Mmmmmm Twix….

  21. John says:

    Twix! It’s alllll in the miiiiiiix!

  22. g says:

    Snickers dark.
    And if you don’t review it…can you send it to me and I’ll review it? Or at least I’ll eat it. I haven’t seen those in my neck of the woods, and I’m very jealous.

    Also, didn’t twix used to have minis in that flavor, back when they also had the cookies n cream ones? Those were da’ bomb.

  23. Rob says:

    Why not all 3? Lets have 3 mini reviews,,,,but if not, I will go with the twix

  24. Toni says:

    Snickers dark FTW!!!!

  25. Sara says:

    I vote for chocolate twix – anything with twix has to be good.

  26. Me says:

    Excuse me, but why not all three. Yup, all three. That way, we get the glory of your review and your gut/ass gets them too.

    If you ask me (and you did) it’s a win win situation.

  27. L'il E says:

    Twix! The regular ones used to be my fave candy bar ever (before the whole vegan thing), trip chocolate sounds devine!

  28. DJ At Work says:

    I always like to eat the Snickers Xtreme when I rock out to some good old Winger!

  29. Ashley says:

    Triple chocolate twix!!!

  30. Mia says:

    My vote is for the Snickers Dark.

    The Triple Chocolate Twix sounds like death by candy. No thanks.

  31. Kyle says:

    Snickers Xtreme

  32. Rylan says:

    xtreme plz

  33. Alan says:

    twix!!

  34. SJV says:

    snickers dark

  35. OreBruin says:

    More nuts? Snickers Xtreme gets my vote! :)

  36. calvin says:

    2 for me, none for you!

    actually, you can have them all, because I’m now a vegan and don’t eat dairy.

  37. Nobody says:

    Easy Pick. Twix Triple Chocolate.

  38. Rachel says:

    Twix Triple Chocolate!

  39. Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix (Twix) Triple Chocolate.

  40. Jess says:

    Ooh, Twix! I got so excited when I saw it I spilt ketchup on myself.

  41. Muneer says:

    xtreme snickers would make a batter review.

    Be sure to tell us if you ever get out to the midwest! I probably will be the only one to show up!

  42. JJ says:

    EXTREME!

  43. Zadillo says:

    Snickers Xtreme; I’m dying to know whether it is really more xtreme than a regular Snickers bar or not.

  44. Tickkid says:

    As much as I’d like to scream XTREME – AND as much as I’d can imagine how humorous the review is – AND as much as I think Xtreme is WAY gonna win… actually…

    XTREME!

  45. Clevegal42 says:

    Not only am I doing my rock and roll hands, but I’ve got some bitchin’ bangs! XTREME!

  46. Ryan says:

    twix dude. i mean, 3 chocolates is pretty xtreme.

  47. klew says:

    Twix (not exactly in SF, but adjacent Marin County, if that still counts)

  48. Zadillo says:

    Btw, I hope this vote doesn’t end up being like the one on Seinfeld, where ALL the candy bars were actually Twix.

  49. stephanie says:

    mmm DARK, just like i like my men.
    snicker snicker snicker

  50. Brie says:

    Talk about coincidence, Marvo. Just as I clicked on this page, I was eating a Limited Edition Hershey’s Brownies-n-Chocolate bar. There really are a lot of these out right now.

    My vote is for the Twix Triple Chocolate. I love me some Twix.

  51. Domokun says:

    What? No, Whatchamacallit SE? That sucks. Totally has my vote. Out of the three, it’s Xtreme since they dropped that one “E”. Maks lif mor xciting!

  52. tg says:

    twix rules. (altho i can see a separate review of the other two snickerses together. compare & contrast.)

  53. byronhulcher says:

    Xtreme Snickers \o_o/ all the way, baby.

  54. April says:

    Twix Triple Chocolate BABY!

  55. Peachy says:

    Snickers Xtreme! ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. Cassat0r says:

    Snickers Xtreme, because I love intentional spelling errorz.

  57. Anonymous says:

    Snickers Xtreme!

  58. twisted dog says:

    Baby Ruth.

  59. kagai says:

    TTC = TCB

  60. Hunter says:

    Snickers Dark
    and….. ill be in tahoe in feb. also. ill check that out.

  61. marvo says:

    Current Results:

    Snickers Xtreme – 22
    Twix Triple Chocolate – 28
    Snickers Dark – 8

  62. Jamie says:

    I say you put all three on top of each other, eat them together, and then review that mega candybar.

    Otherwise, I vote for the twix

  63. Elecid says:

    I vote for twix triple chocolate, but agree with Jamie about the mega candybar.

  64. Tickkid says:

    Can I change my vote to mega candybar?

  65. Paula says:

    It would have to be the Snickers Extreme.

  66. bob says:

    3. Snickers Dark

    Because I like my candy like my ladies:

    Nutty and nougaty.

  67. Cpt Morgan says:

    \m/ EXTREME FTW \m/

  68. Anonymous says:

    XTREME… just b/c I want to know what’s so “extreme” about it.

  69. Lord Jezo says:

    Megacandybar!

    If not that, Twix.

  70. Jill says:

    Xtreme, please.

    Yes.

  71. Jen says:

    snickers xtreme!!!!

  72. BobTheGiant says:

    Twix please

  73. Barb says:

    Twix please.

  74. calvin says:

    I also want to change my vote to the MEGACANDYBAR!!!!!

  75. Maltose says:

    Snickers *ahem*

    EXXXTTTRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!

    to the max

  76. Zadillo says:

    I can’t think of anything more xtreme than Jamie’s megacandybar idea. And that would be a true limited edition of 1.

  77. Anonymous says:

    Xtreme!!!!!!

  78. Misha says:

    Snickers Dark FTW

  79. Kevin says:

    Anything named “Extreme” is begging for the attention of tweens n’ twenty-somethings. I too have looked for the attention twenty-somethings but it hasn’t worked. Maybe I should name myself Kev-Xtreme! Snickers vote here!

  80. Idoru says:

    Xtreme definately.

    I will never get to eat one *sniff* since I live in the UK, but the review will make me feel slightly involved in candy world culture.

    xxx

  81. Aldebrana says:

    Well hello there! Since I have no clue what makes that “Xtreme” Snikers so extreme…I’ll have to go with a)Snickers Xtreme. After all, dark chocolate is just dark chocolate and let’s be honest here, a Twix without caramel is just…WRONG!!!

  82. Anonymous says:

    Definitely the XTREME.

  83. calvin says:

    UBERCANDYBAR!!!

  84. calvin says:

    oh, and Aldebrana, who said the Twix doesn’t have caramel?

    My vote is for the Twix

  85. Anonymous says:

    I would have to give my vote to the “Xtreme”.

  86. calvin says:

    I think the Twix looks the best, and I’d rather not torture you, so my vote is for the Twix.

  87. ultradave says:

    the only way that thing could be “Xtreme” is if a tiny, angry snake was inside and when you bite into it the snake springs out and latches onto your face.

  88. marvo says:

    The polls are closed.

    Final Results:
    Snickers Xtreme – 35
    Twix Triple Chocolate – 33
    Snickers Dark – 10

    Thanks to everyone who participated!