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WTF!!! Enough With The Limited Edition Candy Bar Product Review Poll!!!
By Marvo | January 16, 2007
Limited Edition candy bars are as common as Paris Hilton nipple slip pictures. With both of these things, you know you’re going to see them, but you just don’t know when.
Anyway, I recently picked up THREE limited edition candy bars from the convenience store down the street and I thought this would be another great opportunity to have another product review poll, where you get to vote for what product TIB reviews next. Your vote is like a puppet string telling me what to do.
Here are the three limited edition candy bars you will be able to vote for:
1. Snickers Xtreme (Note: When you say “Xtreme” you have to say it while holding a rock ‘n roll hand sign)
2. Twix Triple Chocolate
3. Snickers Dark
The candy bar with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will just be added to my gut or ass — it’s really up to my body. To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Only one choice and vote per person.
I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, January 21st (11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time). Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.
Now go vote like you’re a member of Congress voting for an increase in the minimum wage.
Final Results:
Snickers Xtreme - 35
Twix Triple Chocolate - 33
Snickers Dark - 10
Thanks to everyone who participated!
Oh yeah, one last thing for those of you in San Francisco.
I’m going to be in the San Francisco area from February 15th to February 21st and I was wondering if there are any TIB readers who would like to hang out one night. Right now, I don’t know what my entire schedule is going to be like. I’ll be spending some of my time in Tahoe, but I’m hoping that I’ll have a few free nights in San Francisco.
If you’re interested in hanging out with a quasi-product review blog editor, let me know using the contact page.
Topics: General |
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January 17th, 2007 at 12:36 am
I vote for the \m/ EXtreme \m/ Snickers bar. It looks like it would be an interesting item to review.
Regarding SFO, I don’t live there, but maybe you should have a “Win a date with Marvo (winner pays for the date)” contest. That way, you’d be selling yourself like a cheap piece of meat to the most crazed TIB readers out there…plus you would get a free meal out of it.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:42 am
I, too, vote for \m/ Xtreme \m/.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:44 am
I personally want to know what is so “eXtreme” about that Snickers, so it certainly gets my vote!
January 17th, 2007 at 2:38 am
XTREME!
I just want to know what makes it so XTREME!1!!
January 17th, 2007 at 2:48 am
i vote for xtreme.
and can i also vote that the other candy bars go straight to your ass versus your gut?
i live in the sf area. u live in hawaii…maybe we can do out own version of the movie the holiday and review each other’s lives.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:16 am
extreme baby!! extreme!
January 17th, 2007 at 4:29 am
What’s with all the Xtreme votes? That triple-chocolate Twix made me touch myself a little. Do that one. Pretty please.
Also, I wish I still lived in CA so I could hang out with you.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:31 am
I say go for triple chocolate Twix. Xtreme is too faddish. But chocolate is classic, it never goes out of style.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:38 am
the idea of triple chocolate twix boggles my mind. and wuts special about xtreme snickers anyways?
January 17th, 2007 at 4:40 am
The house is in favor of the snickers extreme.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:49 am
Xtreme for sure. With a name like that, you have no idea how long before it rides its dirt bike off a cliff.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:12 am
I’m with the minority of the Triple Chocolate Twix.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:15 am
Ohh, the Snickers Dark! That sounds delish!
If you ever come to Bumfuck Nowhere, let me know. I’ll give you the grand tour of all the best dives in town.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:22 am
such a hard choice…my first instinct was the triple chocolate twix, being a hardcore chocolate fan. but the xtreme does sound very interesting……..
hmmmm i vote for the twix…
January 17th, 2007 at 5:28 am
Sorry to spoil it for for you, but the only thing \m/EXTREME\m/ about the Snickers bar is that they added more peanuts. (But it does taste hella good with the extra nuts.) My vote is for the Twix.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:40 am
Twix Triple Chocolate
Snickers is just being greedy with TWO limited editions….
It’s All In The Mix!!!!!
January 17th, 2007 at 5:41 am
Twix Chocolate! It intrigues me, plus I hate peanuts in chocolate bars.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:58 am
Pick the Snickers Dark– I love love loved it and I want to know what you think!
January 17th, 2007 at 6:28 am
Must go with the Twix. I just started eating these things, and it is now my favorite!
January 17th, 2007 at 6:44 am
Mmmmmm Twix….
January 17th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Twix! It’s alllll in the miiiiiiix!
January 17th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Snickers dark.
And if you don’t review it…can you send it to me and I’ll review it? Or at least I’ll eat it. I haven’t seen those in my neck of the woods, and I’m very jealous.
Also, didn’t twix used to have minis in that flavor, back when they also had the cookies n cream ones? Those were da’ bomb.
January 17th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Why not all 3? Lets have 3 mini reviews,,,,but if not, I will go with the twix
January 17th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Snickers dark FTW!!!!
January 17th, 2007 at 8:22 am
I vote for chocolate twix - anything with twix has to be good.
January 17th, 2007 at 8:40 am
TWIX!!
January 17th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Excuse me, but why not all three. Yup, all three. That way, we get the glory of your review and your gut/ass gets them too.
If you ask me (and you did) it’s a win win situation.
January 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Twix! The regular ones used to be my fave candy bar ever (before the whole vegan thing), trip chocolate sounds devine!
January 17th, 2007 at 9:03 am
I always like to eat the Snickers Xtreme when I rock out to some good old Winger!
January 17th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Triple chocolate twix!!!
January 17th, 2007 at 10:59 am
My vote is for the Snickers Dark.
The Triple Chocolate Twix sounds like death by candy. No thanks.
January 17th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Snickers Xtreme
January 17th, 2007 at 11:32 am
xtreme plz
January 17th, 2007 at 11:39 am
twix!!
January 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
snickers dark
January 17th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
More nuts? Snickers Xtreme gets my vote!
January 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
2 for me, none for you!
actually, you can have them all, because I’m now a vegan and don’t eat dairy.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Easy Pick. Twix Triple Chocolate.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Twix Triple Chocolate!
January 17th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix (Twix) Triple Chocolate.
January 17th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Ooh, Twix! I got so excited when I saw it I spilt ketchup on myself.
January 17th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
xtreme snickers would make a batter review.
Be sure to tell us if you ever get out to the midwest! I probably will be the only one to show up!
January 17th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
EXTREME!
January 17th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Snickers Xtreme; I’m dying to know whether it is really more xtreme than a regular Snickers bar or not.
January 17th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
As much as I’d like to scream XTREME - AND as much as I’d can imagine how humorous the review is - AND as much as I think Xtreme is WAY gonna win… actually…
XTREME!
January 17th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Not only am I doing my rock and roll hands, but I’ve got some bitchin’ bangs! XTREME!
January 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
twix dude. i mean, 3 chocolates is pretty xtreme.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Twix (not exactly in SF, but adjacent Marin County, if that still counts)
January 17th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Btw, I hope this vote doesn’t end up being like the one on Seinfeld, where ALL the candy bars were actually Twix.
January 17th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
mmm DARK, just like i like my men.
snicker snicker snicker
January 17th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Talk about coincidence, Marvo. Just as I clicked on this page, I was eating a Limited Edition Hershey’s Brownies-n-Chocolate bar. There really are a lot of these out right now.
My vote is for the Twix Triple Chocolate. I love me some Twix.
January 18th, 2007 at 4:08 am
What? No, Whatchamacallit SE? That sucks. Totally has my vote. Out of the three, it’s Xtreme since they dropped that one “E”. Maks lif mor xciting!
January 18th, 2007 at 4:51 am
twix rules. (altho i can see a separate review of the other two snickerses together. compare & contrast.)
January 18th, 2007 at 6:14 am
Xtreme Snickers \o_o/ all the way, baby.
January 18th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Twix Triple Chocolate BABY!
January 18th, 2007 at 7:05 am
Snickers Xtreme! ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 18th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Snickers Xtreme, because I love intentional spelling errorz.
January 18th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Snickers Xtreme!
January 18th, 2007 at 8:07 am
Baby Ruth.
January 18th, 2007 at 9:01 am
TTC = TCB
January 18th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Snickers Dark
and….. ill be in tahoe in feb. also. ill check that out.
January 18th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Current Results:
Snickers Xtreme - 22
Twix Triple Chocolate - 28
Snickers Dark - 8
January 18th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I say you put all three on top of each other, eat them together, and then review that mega candybar.
Otherwise, I vote for the twix
January 18th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I vote for twix triple chocolate, but agree with Jamie about the mega candybar.
January 18th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Can I change my vote to mega candybar?
January 18th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
It would have to be the Snickers Extreme.
January 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
3. Snickers Dark
Because I like my candy like my ladies:
Nutty and nougaty.
January 19th, 2007 at 12:41 am
\m/ EXTREME FTW \m/
January 19th, 2007 at 2:28 am
XTREME… just b/c I want to know what’s so “extreme” about it.
January 19th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Megacandybar!
If not that, Twix.
January 19th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Xtreme, please.
Yes.
January 19th, 2007 at 8:23 am
snickers xtreme!!!!
January 19th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Twix please
January 19th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Twix please.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I also want to change my vote to the MEGACANDYBAR!!!!!
January 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Snickers *ahem*
EXXXTTTRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!
to the max
January 19th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
I can’t think of anything more xtreme than Jamie’s megacandybar idea. And that would be a true limited edition of 1.
January 20th, 2007 at 9:05 am
Xtreme!!!!!!
January 20th, 2007 at 10:31 am
Snickers Dark FTW
January 20th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Anything named “Extreme” is begging for the attention of tweens n’ twenty-somethings. I too have looked for the attention twenty-somethings but it hasn’t worked. Maybe I should name myself Kev-Xtreme! Snickers vote here!
January 20th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Xtreme definately.
I will never get to eat one *sniff* since I live in the UK, but the review will make me feel slightly involved in candy world culture.
xxx
January 20th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Well hello there! Since I have no clue what makes that “Xtreme” Snikers so extreme…I’ll have to go with a)Snickers Xtreme. After all, dark chocolate is just dark chocolate and let’s be honest here, a Twix without caramel is just…WRONG!!!
January 20th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Definitely the XTREME.
January 20th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
UBERCANDYBAR!!!
January 20th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
oh, and Aldebrana, who said the Twix doesn’t have caramel?
My vote is for the Twix
January 21st, 2007 at 2:43 am
I would have to give my vote to the “Xtreme”.
January 21st, 2007 at 11:05 am
I think the Twix looks the best, and I’d rather not torture you, so my vote is for the Twix.
January 21st, 2007 at 12:33 pm
the only way that thing could be “Xtreme” is if a tiny, angry snake was inside and when you bite into it the snake springs out and latches onto your face.
January 22nd, 2007 at 12:05 am
The polls are closed.
Final Results:
Snickers Xtreme - 35
Twix Triple Chocolate - 33
Snickers Dark - 10
Thanks to everyone who participated!