Comments on: Hamburger Helper Cheesy Lasagna Microwave Singles

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:13:49 +0000

puglet – If you are still hungry, don’t eat this product, unless you plan to eat all four packages at one time. Because one package isn’t filling for me.

By: puglet

puglet — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:52:40 +0000

As a single doing the damn internet dating thing ( shut up, I had brain surgery, I have an excuse) and one who is also prone to eating total crap (shut up, I DID have brain surgery) this whole review made me slightly sniffly, laughy, and hungry ( I said…shut it)

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:22:29 +0000

Toni – Not a big fan of the Tuna Helper, but I did eat a lot of Hamburger Helper in college.

By: Toni

Toni — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:17:47 +0000

I make my Hamburger Helper the old fashioned way- on the stove. Tuna Helper’s not bad either.

So Marvo, have you actually tried one of these speed dating services? ;)

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:43:19 +0000

cybele – Well, you just brought it up. I shall add more hand job references in reviews from now on. ;-)

Diana – The glove is raising a middle finger, so maybe it’s flipping the bird for those with four fingers.

Faye – Oh man, taking out all the small balls of meat would be a pain, unless I had a small balls of meat filter.

By: Faye

Faye — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:12:22 +0000

I always take out the freeze-dried meat after cooking this. The noodles/sauce are pretty good, but the “meat” is completely inedible.

By: Diana

Diana — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:10:44 +0000

Perhaps I’ve just been up too long today, but for a moment I though that glove was flipping the bird.

As for the “food,” I’ll pass. Freeze-dried beef kind of sounds like the Slim Jim cheese sticks that don’t need to be refrigerated… not altogether trustworthy *g*

By: cybele

cybele — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:42:30 +0000

I was really worried that “hand job” was going to come up with the mention of porn. Whew!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:30:10 +0000

Tamara – I have an ego the size of a 747 jet so I need constant compliments or else I wither and die. Only kidding! Thanks for the compliment! :-)

Erika – Can I use squeezing hand motions when I say “two hands full?” :-)

By: Erika

Erika — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:48:48 +0000

Personally, I’d take “junk in the trunk” as a compliment. Or as a suggestion that it’s time to clean my car out again. Perhaps you should say “two hands full.” Now what lady wouldn’t go weak at the knees hearing that ;)

By: Tamara

Tamara — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:35:55 +0000

your site.. is one of the few i visit daily to check for updates :D you’ve likely heard it before, but – keep up the good work. i’ll keep reading.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:59:37 +0000

dvs01 – As I proved with the Jamba Juice review the other week, I will eat things that look nasty.

Ace N. – You know cows like to say, “One cow’s vomit is another cow’s meal.”

Clevegal42 – I think Mac is a dude’s name. So I would not date something called Easy Mac.

stephanie – If only it had five fingers and just put its middle finger up. That way, it wouldn’t seem so happy.

Melanie – I know it’s okay to be happy. Why wouldn’t I be happy? Sure, I couldn’t get a box of Hamburger Helper to date me. That’s not pathetic. I’m too good for that box of Hamburger Helper. She doesn’t know what she’s missing out.

Brie – Whore! Psycho bitch! If she drank the blood I could call her blood breath, but she doesn’t.

Noelle – Actually, I haven’t finished writing my profile yet. So much information to cram into 4000 characters.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:52:15 +0000

Chuck – Yeah, a little cushion for the pushin’ would’ve gotten my ass kicked or I would’ve been sat on.

ThatSpookyTallChick – Maybe I like them a little freaky. ;-)

Charlotte – If only it heated itself like an MRE.

Webmiztris – Also, incredibly scary, like milk doesn’t need to be refrigerated.

Sep – Just cleveage.

Mad Cow – If the glove is her pimp, it can do some serious bitch slapping.

jenn – As long as someone doesn’t pour vodka instead of water.

By: Noelle

Noelle — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:59:47 +0000

I take it that dating service isn’t going so well Marvo

By: Brie

Brie — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:00:43 +0000

Wait a minute, she’s freaking rubbing blood on her arms, and she insults your BREATH? Slut.