Comments on: Colgate Max Fresh Kiss Me Mint

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:51:29 +0000

Kaonashi – Hmm…I don’t feel the breath strips at all. Maybe my breath is so bad that they melt before they get into my mouth.

By: Kaonashi

Kaonashi — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:21:20 +0000

I’ve tried the Clean Mint Colgate blue toothpaste with the breath strips inside, and it made my teeth feel weird, like tiny bits of aluminum foil were rubbing on my teeth when I brushed. So I’m not so sure about this one.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:09:05 +0000

LaneO – That commercial was frickin’ messed up. The toothpaste is also messed up. I don’t know if I would try it.

Natalia – I don’t know if I would. I like Thai food, but I don’t know about toothpaste.

litelysalted – Breath strips aren’t really impressive. Microscopic tooth cleaning fairies…really impressive.

Po0pie – The mint confetti does dissolves. Or goes to mint confetti heaven.

RICARDO MCKENZIE – I have all of my teeth thanks to Colgate, Crest, and Aquafresh.

bluepaintred – Oh, it gives me hope. Must find interns.

By: bluepaintred

bluepaintred — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:55:29 +0000

I use this toothpaste. I love it. But i dont notice an increase (or decrease) of kisses due to it.

I do find that it keeps with its “whitening” promise.

By: RICARDO MCKENZIE

RICARDO MCKENZIE — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:40:19 +0000

I HAVE NICE TEETH BECAUSE OF COLGATE

By: Po0pie

Po0pie — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:11:24 +0000

So when you use the toothpaste, the mint confetti dissolves? Wow.. kids nowadays get to brush their teeth with funky colors, confetti, AND syrup that oozes out of a tube and just happens to froth.

By: litelysalted

litelysalted — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:51:51 +0000

They make toothpastes with breath strips in them? Where the fuck have I been? It’s like waking up one morning and looking outside and all of a sudden cars are flying instead of driving on wheels.

By: Natalia

Natalia — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:44:15 +0000

Ohhh.
I’D like some Thai toothpaste. I think it’d make my mouth feel very well-traveled and cultured.

By: LaneO

LaneO — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:17:18 +0000

Maybe those mini strips make it more berrier. Try seperating the strips from the toothpaste and see what they taste like. I have this special herbal toothpaste from Thailand that my friend brought back for me. It comes out of the tube a very dark brown color like mud. Actually, given its tubular shape I thought of it as something else. I told my friend, “What!? Are you trying to kill me!!!!!???” But actually it’s very good. I can get you a sample, new of course. Here’s the TV commercial for it (there are subtitles).

http://www.kossan.se/skenet_kan_bedra.htm

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:54:35 +0000

Brie – It does include tongue, but no teeth.

Natalia – Sorry, no college credit. Just kissing and many trips to get me lunch or energy drinks.

Tamara – Kisses make me think of red. Mint makes me think of green. Put the two colors together and you get…I don’t know, but I’m sure it’s not purple. Well at least it’s better than brown.

frith – Hello Kitty Tutti Frutti toothpaste? Oh dude, that sounds reviewable!

Clevegal42 – It’s unpaid, of course. But I could use the bartering system.

Melanie – I’m not into sequins. They’re too shiny. I need a sexy assistant that uses a pencil to hold her hair up in a bun. Now that’s hot.

Zadillo – Making out with yourself is not gay, because masturbating is not gay. I think that logic makes sense.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:40:07 +0000

Lola – But does it make you kissable? Or does it get rid of your cough?

Domokun – I’ll probably make the intern get me Jamba Juice and bottled water, so knowing that you’ve kept me hydrated would also probably be a benefit. I’ll also probably give tips, like if you have cats, don’t own a sandbox.

Chuck – If only my roommate was here. He stays over at his girlfriend’s place and gets to make out with her.

Meryl – I guess I’m a sucker for things mini, like mini breath strips and Mini Coopers.

tanya – Lots of energy drinks and free condoms. I have way too many free condoms.

tyler – I smell Winona Ryder Is Hot Fan Club!!!

Webmiztris – I think I’ve referenced Johnny Depp too much. Along with K-Fed, Britney, and Star Jones. Needed some new names.

By: Zadillo

Zadillo — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:50:04 +0000

Making out with your bathroom mirror….. isn’t that essentially making out with yourself? Hrmm, would that be considered to be gay? That’s a puzzler…..

By: Melanie

Melanie — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:21:58 +0000

I think you really need to work internship into the Impulsive Buy budget, because every product tester needs a sexy assistant – like magicians, you know? They get the spangly-suited chicks. You need one of those.

By: Clevegal42

Clevegal42 — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:30:11 +0000

Tell me, Marvo, when you say intern, are you referring to a paid internship, or an unpaid one? Because you want to be careful of people that will take your money so that you can kiss them.

I’m just saying.

By: frith

frith — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:17:20 +0000

those breath strips are definitely bits of confetti.. personally i’m not a fan of any kind of toothpaste that isn’t just regular mint flavour.. at the moment i have hello kitty tutti frutti paste sitting on my shelf (don’t ask why).. anything other than minty-mint doesn’t feel like it is actually properly cleaning my teeth, you know what i mean?