Comments on: Del Monte Polar Raspberry Fruit Chillers

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:09:11 +0000

Zadillo – I think strawberries are called strawberries because they grow on straws or because scarecrows like to protect them.

Toni – I was trying to show that not all combinations are good.

Mad Cow – I wish Slurpees had fruit in them.

By: Mad Cow

Mad Cow — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:20:35 +0000

It’s not technically a lie because it has “Fruit” in the name, but I think anything that is mostly something not named (pear puree) then the Better Business Bureau should shut them down. But these aren’t even the worst offenders: next time you have a Quaker Peaches (or other fruit) and Cream instant oatmeal, I dare you to find the actually fruit on the label (with the only exception being blueberry).

By: Kaonashi (Toni)

Kaonashi (Toni) — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 18:57:41 +0000

Huh? Marvo I didn’t say anything about Paris Hilton. What have you been smoking? :)

By: Zadillo

Zadillo — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:38:27 +0000

Marvo, you said Lord Jezo was a lucky bastard because he got to try the strawberry variety; but he’s a victim of lies too, as strawberries contain no straw (and are in fact enemies to straws; especially if you try and drink a strawberry milkshake through a straw, and a bit of strawberry gets stuck in it).

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:41:17 +0000

Chicken Recipes – You love them? But would you marry them?

LaneO – Definitely not like ice cakes. It’s really like sorbet, but if you desire, you can lick it from the cup, like I used to do with ice cakes.

dvs01 – If I needed to practice for the role of Jason in a new Friday the 13th movie, I would buy a Luigi’s Italian Ice and stab at it with a fork.

By: Victor Cornelius / dvs01

Victor Cornelius / dvs01 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:04:47 +0000

it looks just like ‘Luigi’s Italian Ice’ that you can buy in the freezer section. You kind of have to hack away at the Luigi’s at first though, as it starts out a bit on the frozen side

By: LaneO

LaneO — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:00:23 +0000

So Marvo, is the texture of the frozen product really like sorbet? Or is it like ice-cake, that frozen treat that we all grew up with here? Hard as a rock that you need to chip away with your metal spoon (or fork) to enjoy.

By: Chicken Recipes

Chicken Recipes — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:31:50 +0000

I just love those!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:01:53 +0000

Hunter – Damn! I want to try the mango one!

Mir – I think it works like Otter Pops. Oh wait, in your case, it’s Otto Pops.

Clevegal42 – So is that where you put your drinks? :-)

Natalia – If you eat all four it’s like a Big Mac.

L Boogie – I will finish them for you if you’re not going to eat them.

Toni – Paris Hilton in a soundproof cell sounds like a good idea, but nothing with Paris Hilton in the equation is a good idea. She makes every thing around her not good…like Nicole Richie.

Perkins – That would be the worst frozen treat EVER.

Melbatoast – Blood oranges are bloody liars.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:46:00 +0000

skibs – I’m seriously waiting for raspberries to stab me in the back.

Chuck – I haven’t seen them, but then again I seem to only shop at 7-Eleven and Safeway.

Domokun – Yeah, that Granny always making Sylvester eat pots and pans after trying to eat Tweety.

Lord Jezo – Yes, these thinks are frickin’ hard to find! They must be soooo good that they’re flying off of the shelves…or you and your crew are buying all the places out.

Melanie – If only Birkenstock made thongs, because it would be so easy to match the two.

Brie – Lots of puree. Pear puree. Raspberry puree. Raspberry beret. The kind u find in the second hand store. Raspberry beret. And if it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more. Raspberry beret. I think I love her.

Webmiztris – I don’t even know what Italian ice is. I’m so uncultured.

Melis – NO SEEDS!!! I should’ve put that in the pros section. Your kids will like them.

By: Melbatoast

Melbatoast — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:33:24 +0000

Blood oranges are most certainly liars.

By: Perkins

Perkins — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:01:58 +0000

I thought it said “Chillies”. Spicy!

By: Kaonashi (Toni)

Kaonashi (Toni) — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:19:50 +0000

But Marvo, what about raspberries and dark chocolate? Oh, they go very well together. Mmmm, raspberries and dark chocolate….*drool*….

By: L Boogie

L Boogie — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:16:18 +0000

The strawberry flavor is very tasty but disturbingly sweet (and that’s saying something coming from me). It’s so sweet I haven’t been able to make myself finish the pack. However, when I started the pack I ate two containers in one sitting. Drats, I think I just convinced myself to finish the pack.

Long live gluten.

By: Natalia

Natalia — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:42:45 +0000

I’m going to buy these frosty little gems for my mom.
She has celiacs, likes raspberries, and frozen treats!

Hooray.

I don’t think I’m going to try these, however. I can eat all kinds of gluten, I despise raspberries, and I like a heavy more filling snack, like, say, a Big Mac.