Comments on: Bath & Body Works Pleasures Wild Honeysuckle Shower Gel

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:30:36 +0000

miss petite america – Um, I don’t think that’s wise, because you will definitely need a cold shower WHILE reading that paragraph and the last time I checked, water and computers don’t mix.

ultradave – Hey, every so often I need to do that. I need a good cry sometimes.

By: ultradave

ultradave — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:59:09 +0000

Ummm . . .what?

OK who wrote that and what did you do with Marvo?

By: miss petite america

miss petite america — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:26:28 +0000

can’t we at least see ONE of the 16 hot and steamy paragraphs!!?!!??

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:01:37 +0000

TCWH – Um, well I guess I could review a banana or a coconut for you.

threechordme – Thanks for voting, but I’m not much of a blog awards kind of guy.

By: threechordme

threechordme — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:07:25 +0000

http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/4276

By: threechordme

threechordme — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:05:43 +0000

bloggers choice awards!
you are up for one!
http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/categories/10?page=15
even if i am the only one who has voted for you so far…

By: TCWH

TCWH — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:06:37 +0000

Ew. Bob Dole and Viagra. That won’t leave my dirty little mind for a long, long time! I’m having a hard time reading your blog now that I’ve been on Kwaj for awhile. I can’t get any of the stuff :*(. Or maybe I could just skip real fast over the food reviews. M’mm food.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:13:44 +0000

Natalia – I can’t publish those paragraphs, because I think many people can’t handle it. But one paragraph does involve lots of oil.

Webmiztris – Maybe someday I’ll publish the unedited version, but right now I’m trying to be unbanned in China.

Barb – I wouldn’t mind a woman smelling like that all day. Better smelling like flowers than smelling like a combination of coffee, cigarettes and stripper.

nat – Oh, if I could use names in Scrabble, the name Wexner would rock. Mmm…Victoria’s Secret.

Melanie – You read books with raunchy explicit sex tales? What Borders are you shopping at? :-)

By: Melanie

Melanie — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:02:25 +0000

Can you just email me those missing paragraphs? Because, really, I pay good money for those sort of books, and why should I pay for the cow when I can get the milk for free? Or… something. That made sense in my head.

By: nat

nat — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:48:19 +0000

B & BW stuff is fantastic, but I don’t buy it anymore. It lost favor with me when I found out the co. is all part of Les Wexner’s vast retail conglomerate of overpriced stores: Abercrombie, Victoria’s Secret, Express, The Limited, Hollister, etc. I know it’s good ole American capitalism, but their stuff is MALL CRAP!

By: Barb

Barb — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:09:25 +0000

I totally feel unfeminine now……..
I’ve NEVER been that girly in my life, I think I may need to get back in touch with myself.
Oh and that stuff does smell good, and I would totally buy it but I hate smelling like frickin flowers all day.

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:04:14 +0000

still wondering where I can read the unedited version….

*tapping foot*

By: Natalia

Natalia — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:50:08 +0000

Mmmm, Lifetime. Nothing makes me feel more like a woman than a made for tv movie about domestic violence and eating disorders.

I demand those 16 paragraphs…Or the next Monday night premiere will be A Blogger Broken: The Natalialovesit Story

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:13:11 +0000

luckinflux – I think there are some readers out there that couldn’t handle all 16 paragraphs, because it would totally blow their minds. They would be like, “Huh? I didn’t think that was possible!”

Tamara – It smells damn good! If making love to a bottle wasn’t wrong, I totally would with the B&BW Wild Honeysuckle bottle.

Gwen – Those 16 paragraphs were totally crazy. The first sentence itself had the power to cause anyone to get excited.

Brie – Those 16 paragraphs are so raunchy, that even if you’re an adult, you would still need parental consent to read it.

Chuck – OH, THANK GOODNESS!!!

Hunter – Dude, this shower gel is not meant for dudes, including metrosexuals and gay men. Way too floral.

Clevegal42 – Unfortunately, this scent has the power to make me do things to Paris Hilton that’s she’s never done on video before. Yes, I would do Paris Hilton, if she had this scent on. As long as I wore a complete body condom and Paris didn’t open her mouth, everything would be all right.

Jessica – Even in pig latin, those 16 paragraphs are way too dirty, even for Penthouse Letters.

KT – When you pick up your Harlequin romance novel, pick up the one with the drawing of the woman being held in the guy’s arms on the cover. :-)

By: KT

KT — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:30:29 +0000

Geez, your feminine side is about 30 times girlier than I am at any given time of day! :eek:
But I’m totally gonna have to pick some of this up! It’s usually $4.50 at my B&BW and if it’s not, I’ll fill a smaller bottle with it as a “sample”.
My first purchase due to a TIB review.
I’ll also pick up a harlequin romance. :D