Comments on: Tylenol GoTabs

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 03 May 2007 08:50:30 +0000

Josie – With that many pain killers, I could probably punch you and you wouldn’t feel it.

By: Josie

Josie — Wed, 02 May 2007 03:07:01 +0000

And I would chew one…except like Pringles, who can stop at just one? I’d need two, four…no ten! I’d stop running and just demand more ‘yummy pain killers’ before I took another step. No no…gotta stay away. Must stay away.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:56:47 +0000

zac – Oooh, the rattling of non-chewables in a bottle. It makes me feel like a drug dealer.

Barb – Despite my heterosexual deep throating abilities, I don’t swallow pills very well.

By: Barb

Barb — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 17:39:18 +0000

Frankly and a few months (heck, days even) of Barney DVDs on repeat, who needs water?! The pain in your head is not going to wait for you to find a beverage, or for your favorite painkiller to come out with chewable versions. Be a man (er woman) and dry swallow those pills!

By: zac

zac — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:47:38 +0000

Actually, 2 bucks for 3000 milligrams of acetominophin is a pretty weak deal.6 in a box? You can get a bottle of like 100 generic non-chewables for about 4 dollars.But I suppose that’s the point,isn’t it; theyre not chewable. Meh, I’ll just chew some gum and swallow pills with minty saliva like I’ve already been doing for years anytime I’m without water.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:04:07 +0000

Wednesday – No, I will not be assimilated. I’m going to go back in time and protect John Connor so he can lead the resistance against Barney.

Sep – Mmm…Diarrhea. Cha-cha-cha.

Domokun – You could chew gum and chew on a Tylenol GoTab at the same time.

Lord Jezo – I wonder if you stick the patch on your forehead it will make a headache go away faster.

Rukia – Match.com??? It’s going…that’s all. Been on a couple of meetings. Nothing to really talk about yet.

Josie – You could totally chew one while in the middle of a run. That’s convenience!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:55:51 +0000

Chuck – If you really wanted to you could probably chew heroin.

Peachy – I think hunting a water fountain also helps with husband-induced headaches, because it takes you farther away from your husband.

Clevegal42 – Yes, that was part of a paragraph that went horribly wrong and it involves priests.

Abi Jones – Two for the headache and the rest are waiting for the day when I accidently find myself at a GWAR concert.

Webmiztris – I think it really depends on the shoes you’re wearing and how much you weigh.

Ace N. – If the music lives inside of you, don’t ever let it come out. Keep it there…forever.

Genny – I am glad I am not a woman.

By: Clevegal42

Clevegal42 — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:07:18 +0000

Lord Jezo – It would be like a Tylenol-Ronco joint venture – the Set It and Forget It Ultimate Pain Reliver. And if you call and order in the next 10 minutes they’ll give you free shipping, make one of your payments, double your order and throw in a set of steak knives.

I’ve got to get Ron Popeil on this one. Fantastic idea!

By: Josie

Josie — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:18:16 +0000

Wow. Edible pain killers. F**k! Where I have been?

By: Rukia

Rukia — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:20:25 +0000

Now all you need to test are the chewable birth control tablets. :D

All kidding aside.. maybe it’s all these energy drinks you review? :p caffeine gives me a headache.

How is match.com going?

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:50:29 +0000

Johnson and Johnson keeps pushing the envelope is getting us completely addicted to their product. First they make Tylenol PM into a pleasant vanilla scented pill (who the hell needs their pills to have a scent and flavor? You swallow them whole!) and now they make the daytime stuff into a wonderful to eat mint tablet. I can’t wait for the Tylenol Slow Release Skin Patch that will give us the ease and convenience of Tylenol in a simple set it and forget it fashion. It’s coming, I know it.

So evil.

By: Domokun

Domokun — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:00:50 +0000

Did you say “Go, go gadget tabs!” while rippin’ into the box and chowin’ down? No? I’m sure you’ll have another chance soon.

Too bad they don’t freshen breath while curing headaches. I need that kind of convergence in my life. And if it’s important to me, then it is to you, too.

By: Sep

Sep — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:27:50 +0000

I enjoy Immodium Advanced Chewables too.

By: Wednesday

Wednesday — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:38:55 +0000

You’re clearly making the Barney thing up, marvo.

Everyone knows that upon the tenth repeat of a Barney DVD, your brainwaves start to change and you find yourself inexplicably humming along with the rest of the Barney hivemind, no matter what your Barney stance was originally.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

By: Genny

Genny — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:03:13 +0000

I’m sorry, but for the really bad ass menstrual cramps you need a cocktail of a 200mg Ibuprofen and 200mg Naproxen Sodium. The first is because it kicks in faster, the second is because it lasts longer. My angry uterus laughs in the face of acetaminophen. Chocolate and caffeine do help also. Boyfriends bitching about “just cause you can’t get any doesn’t mean I should have to suffer” do not.