Comments on: Twix PB

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 14 May 2007 05:42:33 +0000

FatYoli – Sadly, when people see me when I don’t shave, they think I’m the monkey.

Domokun – Monkey are fun and they have opposable thumbs!

Wednesday – How about a spider monkey or a baby gorilla?

webmiztris – Monkeys can be orgasmic. Orgasmically adorable! Awww…

Laurie – The only meds I take are caffeine and NyQuil when I’m sick. Sadly, I’m more fun when I take the NyQuil.

Brie – Just hang around a zoo and you will see it. I once saw a walrus erection at Sea World and loss some of my manliness.

Melanie – If you can still eat chocolate, it’s still okay.

K – Regular Twix is the shiznit! And I just totally killed the word “shiznit.”

Anon – Thanks!

Suzanne – The monkey is easier and if you can teach it to clean up after itself, it’s even better.

nicole – That’s okay. I’m sure Twix won’t mind. :-)

stephanie – Yes, there is a Peanut Butter Twix, but this Twix has a chocolate cookie instead of a regular cookie.

By: stephanie

stephanie — Sun, 13 May 2007 00:26:48 +0000

havent they already made a twix with peanut butter?
i guess i am strange because i didnt think this review was all that strange…

By: nicole

nicole — Sat, 12 May 2007 01:43:41 +0000

i hate choclate candy, dirty animals, and fecal bacteria sooooo i wont be trying any of this. Sorrrry :)

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Fri, 11 May 2007 13:14:39 +0000

I have a hard time making decisions too, but I’m not gonna throw my own poop at targets, that’s for sure. It would get all in my french manicure and piss me off. I guess I’ll have to go get a monkey now!

By: Anonymous

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By: K

Fri, 11 May 2007 05:13:54 +0000

i love these guys! Regular Twix is still da proverbial bomb, but this is pretty freakin’ great!

By: Melanie

Melanie — Fri, 11 May 2007 04:46:17 +0000

I have to say that was just a little… disturbing. All the chocolate, and the poop, and the monkeys, and… all of it.

By: Brie

Brie — Fri, 11 May 2007 00:45:14 +0000

This puts me in the mind of all those Extreme candy bars, Marvo. With the exception of Reese’s Cups, I have no affinity with Peanut Butter. It just bothers me.

But I have never seen a monkey throw its own poop. I hear about them doing it, but sadly I’ve never seen it.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Thu, 10 May 2007 17:28:43 +0000

i think you may have forgotten to take your meds. i’m just sayin.

By: webmiztris

webmiztris — Thu, 10 May 2007 16:10:41 +0000

good monkey! I love anything chocolate and peanut butter. It’s absolutely orgasmic!

By: Wednesday

Wednesday — Thu, 10 May 2007 14:21:32 +0000

Do you think something like a marmoset would be a good decision-making monkey? Because most monkeys are too big to fit in my tiny little work office.

I really need to upgrade from Magic 8-Ball. That bastard keeps telling me “Future murky. Try again later.” I’ve got deadlines to meet, dammit.

By: Domokun

Domokun — Thu, 10 May 2007 13:53:22 +0000

Monkeys are hysterical! Especially those l’il dirty Capuchin kind–funny story about me blacking out at a really ritzy bar/restaurant here in DC and waking up to a tortured eyebrowed drag queen bartender showing me a photo of him holding a Capuchin monkey at his home. “Blurgh…you’re not supposed to haaaave those here…as…..asssssssssss petsssss.” Drag Queen Bartender, “Oh, no, thees is at my Gwatamalan home.” Got worse from there.

Monkeys are hysterical!

By: FatYoli

FatYoli — Thu, 10 May 2007 08:45:53 +0000

I do work with monkey poop at the lab, Marvo *whinny voice* you were my sweet escape, what do I now?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 10 May 2007 07:55:51 +0000

Chuck – Yes, I pulled this one out of my ass. HA HA HA. Get it? I’m sorry that was lame. :-(

Clevegal42 – I don’t think he has monkeys anymore. I think he had to give them away like he did with the elephant man’s bones.

Sep – But was also kind of cute. I could have it as a pet, get infected, and then die.

Single Ma – Despite the monkey poop, you should try it. It’s good.

Natalia – You never know. You just might get in the way of a monkey flinging poop to figure out the plot of the next Ben Stiller movie.

By: Natalia

Natalia — Thu, 10 May 2007 02:38:12 +0000

Oh, man. I LOVE peanut butter Twix. Even more than I love monkey poop.

Granted, I don’t love monkey poop all that much…

But, I’m definitely going to try it. The twix, that is. Not the poop.(Psh. Like I’d ever do that again…)