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Just like the disparity of women in the corporate world, there is an equal disparity with the number of energy drinks for women. I could grab an M-80 firecracker, light it, let it blow up in my hand, and still have more than enough fingers to count the number of energy drinks I know of that are marketed to women. There’s Tab Energy, Go Girl Energy, and now the Del Monte Bloom Energy Drink.
It comes in three flavors: mango passionfruit, wild berry, and cran raspberry. Bloom Energy consists of 50% fruit juice and provides 100% of your daily allowances of Vitamin C, Riboflavin, Vitamin B12, and Vitamin B6. Each can also contains antioxidants, a little calcium, ginseng, and 75 milligrams of sweet, sweet caffeine from white tea.
If Del Monte is smart they would make sure that Paris Hilton DOESN’T have one of these in her hands when she comes out of jail, because as I’ve my friend’s have seen from her sex tape, she doesn’t know how to handle long, hard objects very well.
[Via:] The Morning Cup
[Site:] www.drinkbloomenergy.com
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Maybe they can come out with a “boom” energy drink for men with pictures of various firecrackers on the cans.
what happens if a guy drinks energy drinks marketed towards women? will he grow boobs and a vagina?
The Mango Passionfruit is SOOOOOOO good :. A+!
I wanna know what’s in those cans to make them levitate like that. Did they mix it up with the Cocaine drink?
Can a Tampax Pearl Sport or whatever suck up a whole can of this and stay dry?
I love to drink such drinks indeed.
Chuck – You know, I was thinking the same thing. Boom does make for a good energy drink name.
Webmiztris – I tried two, no boobs or vagina. Oh wait, let me feel my titties. Definitely 30 A cup.
Danette – Hopefully I can get my hands on this. Wherever they may be.
Brie – It’s David Blaine.
Sep – If I ever review Tampax Pearl Sport, I’ll find out.
Carolina – Indeed.