Comments on: REVIEW: Java Monster

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:16:22 +0000

Tazman727 – This probably won’t make you feel better, but I can easily get my hands on it by walking 100 yards from my front door to the convenience store down the street. Actually, it’s kind of hard because I’m lazy.

By: Tazman727

Tazman727 — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:11:29 +0000

ARG…. I love the Mean Bean and the Loca Mocha… but I have only found one place to buy them near where I live (Pasadena, TX), and it is 30-45 minutes away in Webster. Anyone know where I can get them cloaser to home, like Pasadena, or La Porte (since I work there)? Any place would be excellent, although I am attempting to talk a local store into stocking them… guaranteed them that I would buy at LEAST 10/week. Crap… gotta crash… gotta go to webster in the morning ;)

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:47:38 +0000

RobynT – It been awhile since I had either of those, but I’d say the Java Monster tastes very similar to them.

By: RobynT

RobynT — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:24:37 +0000

How would you compare the taste to the bottled Frappuccinos or ItoEn canned coffee? Pre-made coffee sort of creeps me out…

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:42:50 +0000

K_I_t – As Rachael Ray says, “Yum-O!”

By: K_I_T

K_I_T — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:29:14 +0000

I’m drinking a Java Monster (Mean Bean) right now! Delicious, refreshing, and definitely energizing!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:14:54 +0000

Travis – I’ve been mostly buying the Big Black one, so I guess it’s true what they say. Once you go black, you never go back…unless they’re out of stock and I have to settle for Mean Bean or Loca Moca.

By: Travis

Travis — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:18:05 +0000

I have tried all three monsters…the Mean Bean, tastes just like Starbucks. No line and cost less…guess where I’ll be getting my BUZZ!…the other two are good(Loca Moca & Big Black)

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:17:04 +0000

Diana – I also get sleepy while listening to reggae music. It’s the strangest thing.

Jenna – For some reason I keep picking up the Big Black one.

Jay – Yes, original Monster is definitely one of the best. Also, I still don’t know why Red Bull is still the number one energy drink.

Mean Black Loca – All three.

By: Mean Black Loca

Mean Black Loca — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:41:25 +0000

Was it the mean, black, or loca that makes it sound like the nicknames of prison shower rapers?

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:00:15 +0000

I had them this week. The big black is a little more bitter than the others. Mean Bean is the best. Mocha is chocolately kind of like yoohoo. Good stuff, Monster original is still the best!

By: Jenna

Jenna — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:13:57 +0000

These are seriously the best things I’ve ever drank in my life. You are right in saying they all taste the same, but they are equally awesome.

By: Diana

Diana — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 20:43:49 +0000

“or while accidentally listening to new age music.” Haha, that was a great one Marvo.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:53:03 +0000

Tamara – Your blood must be pure caffeine.

webmiztris – If you steal them, they’re frickin’ cheap.

Diana – I wish drinking Monster was my job. But after awhile my bosses would have to tie me to a bolted down chair since I would be a twitching nervous wreck from all the caffeine.

Chuck – Although I love sweet, sweet caffeine, I think the caffeine might’ve compromised the taste of it.

Buffy – Don’t forget you have to also wait in line for Starbucks and remember to say tall, venti, or grande.

Erika – No, now that you mention it, they do look prehistoric, if they had aluminum during the prehistoric ages. ;-)

Sep – Man, then what’s the point of having three girlfriends. Just like Peter Gibbons I would totally pay to do it with two chicks at the same time.

Clevegal42 – He does take Viagra. I think he buys Viagra from Costco in bulk.

Melanie – Just temporary high blood pressure from the caffeine.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:24:44 +0000

So they’re like Hef’s girlfriends, huh? I hope you didn’t catch anything.