Comments on: NEWS: You Say Clamato, I Say Oh-Hell-No

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:42:46 +0000

tgpo – If it’s that bad, I’m pretty sure it’s available at all levels of hell.

Silent Xenocide – Really? You love Clamato juice? Well I’m glad you’re helping keep that company in business. :-)

By: Silent Xenocide

Silent Xenocide — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:29:10 +0000

I love Clamato juice, and I love energy drinks! I wonder if they have this in Canada? It looks pretty good.

By: tgpo

tgpo — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:01:34 +0000

@Marvo,

No. 50 cents was a rip off! I don’t know exactly which level of Hell they make this stuff, but it must be from the bad part of town.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:43:11 +0000

Chris Harrison – Just thinking about that makes me nauseous.

Alan – I think if it said Worst Energy Drink on the Planet, it would sell a whole lot more.

By: Alan

Alan — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:01:07 +0000

This shit is gross as hell. I seen it at big lots for $0.50 so I bought it because I needed the can for my collection. It smelled like something from my ass! I took a sip and spit it out then I puked becasue of it. This shit sould have a poison label!

Worst Energy Drink on the Planet!

By: Chris Harrison

Chris Harrison — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:20:53 +0000

Hmm, I think the only thing that could possibly worse than this would be a glassful of Vienna Sausage juice/jelly…

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:58:45 +0000

Diana – Wasn’t the Jalapeno SPAM enough? Must I be tortured more?

Uno – Salad.

By: Uno

Uno — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:46:54 +0000

Mmmm, caesars.

By: Diana

Diana — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:52:45 +0000

I have an idea. Reading this review and comments and references to the drink’s vomit-inducing properties reminded me of the only non-alcoholic drink that almost made me vomit: one of those detox drinks I used to pass a “test” in college. Marvo, can you please please please review a detox drink??? I’d be forever grateful.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:54:43 +0000

AmberLB – Oooh, if it keeps laughing at you, stab it with a screwdriver and its red liquid will ooze out like it’s blood.

Danette – Now those don’t sound so bad. I’d eat those and not barf, but again I could pass out from eating them, due to my allergic reaction to shellfish.

webmiztris – Hopefully, I’ll find out someday.

Brie – It must be what Nicole Richie drinks.

Caray – They should just include the alcohol with it. I think it would sell better. Celery not included.

Peachy – Don’t forget Russian vodka!

Clevegal42 – TMTTHTPMS? Teenage Mutant Turtles something something something Pre-menstural syndrome?