Comments on: Coca-Cola Vanilla Zero

By: Dominick

Dominick — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 22:14:11 +0000

hooray 4 coke vanilla zero! i tried some today and it rawks.

By: Melbatoast

Melbatoast — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:48:42 +0000

Anytime, I just need an address – I don’t think it would work if I poured it into my computer.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:40:32 +0000

LaneO – I’m waiting for Xtreme Coke Vanilla, a soda that’s twice as bad as normal Coke. Basically, it’s vanilla flavored sugar in a bottle.

Melbatoast – I wish I could try the Pepsi “Ice Cucumber.” Wanna ship me some?

webmiztris – At the 7-11 down the street you can add flavors like vanilla, lemon, and cherry to the Big Gulp sodas and they taste much better than what’s in the bottle because you can add as much flavor as you want.

Abi – I say you put Post It notes on the vending machine expressing your disapproval. Or mug the person who fills the vending machine and tell them to put only the diet stuff in.

By: Abi

Abi — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:46:04 +0000

What’s maddening is that these ‘zero’ products are starting to replace ‘diet’ products in vending machines. They are not the same thing vending machine decision making people! ARgh.

By: webmiztris

webmiztris — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:28:21 +0000

I can’t stand any of the flavored colas. blech! i love vanilla but when it’s in Coke, it’s all I taste and it’s sickening. and the lemon Coke tasted like Pledge!!

By: Melbatoast

Melbatoast — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:20:30 +0000

I’m a sucker for trying new drinks but I was sufficiently unimpressed with Coke Zero so I don’t think I’ll be trying his Vanilla brother. Have you tried the new Pepsi “Ice Cucumber” cola? It’s mad scientist green! And it’s guaranteed to have absolutely no cucumber in it! I think it possibly used up all the sugar that should have gone into the Coke Zero drink line-up though.

By: LaneO

LaneO — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:44:42 +0000

Not much of a vanilla taste? Maybe it’s truth in advertising, it does say “vanilla zero”. And you are so correct in too many variations, I once grabbed the wrong bottle in haste and didn’t notice the yellow “dynamic ribbon” of vanilla diet coke.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:41:41 +0000

Chuck – They want to sell more, not sell less. Also, kids today don’t know who Vanilla Ice is.

edman0037 – Although now that I think about it, they could probably pay Vanilla Ice twenty bucks and he’ll do a commercial for them.

nicole – “Inner beauty wont get you laid.” Oh, there is no hope for me.

Domokun – Someday? I’m betting against that.

megan – They should make unhealthier Coke, like Super Coke. It’s so sweet that it instantly destroys your teeth.

Tickkid – Diet Pepsi Jazz are not bad, better than this Zero stuff.

Clevegal42 – I think there are too many variations with Coke products. there’s Cherry Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, and Cherry Coke Zero. One wrong slip at the convenience store could mean the difference between refreshing cherry sweetness and WTF is this.

By: Tickkid

Tickkid — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:10:31 +0000

^^^—- my kind of lady

By: Clevegal42

Clevegal42 — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:51:34 +0000

I love the way that Coke is making all of their diet drinks “zero” – I damn near broke my foot when I kicked the machine when it spit out Cherry Coke Zero because that’s not what the sign said but then I realized that that is actually Diet Cherry Coke and then I was pissed all over again because I wanted regular Cerry Coke. Bastards.

Anywho, I’m sure that I would find Vanilla Zero more interesting than Vanilla, but I’m also the friend that gets stuck with the wingman so I guess that I’m just accepting my lot in life.

By: Tickkid

Tickkid — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:02:23 +0000

But… I like Vanilla Zero compared to other diet beverages. I can’t even select beverages correctly *sob*.
Someone suggest a good one for me… I want to be cool.

By: megan

megan — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:21:28 +0000

I do not know what is happening to coke!!!! they are ruining themselves with all this crap they are producing stick to what ya know that is what their arch nemsis does!

By: Domokun

Domokun — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:23:25 +0000

Best review for me this year–had me snorting. Could feel Zero’s frothy bitterness and hate right in my gut.

Sure hope that, like you and your assistant, Zero the Hero gets some quality peech. Someday.

By: nicole

nicole — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:12:20 +0000

I think coke vanilla zero is way hotter than coke vanilla… even though Diet coke vanilla does taste like shit, it doesnt matter because inner beauty wont get you laid…..tell that to his fat ass cousin haha..
Fantas are NOT hot. They dont even come in diet….except i think diet orange?

By: edman0037

edman0037 — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:29:23 +0000

I second what Chuck said. I was thinking that from almost the beginning of the review.