Comments on: Del Monte Bloom Energy Drink

By: Natalia

Natalia — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:39:50 +0000

74 mgs? That shit’s weak. Like caffeinated mints weak.

P.S. I love a man who can find alternative functions for feminine products. Creative and demented. Very nice.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:25:45 +0000

Chuck – I always have PMS-like symptoms, except the bleeding part.

edman0037 – I think any fruity drink could be called “Marvo Is A Pussy.”

webmiztris – I guess that’s okay, as long as he isn’t reading Marie Claire magazine while he’s drinking it.

luckinflux – I’m a sopping wet hatchet gash? I’m definitely a hatchet job, so that might be accurate.

Erika – Carrot Top has a blog? :-) Oh wait, orange isn’t a berry color.

Tamara – I have ice cold vodka. I guess I’ll be trying it with vodka whenever they’re available, since all the samples are gone.

nicole – Hmm…Wouldn’t a birth control pill that eliminates periods be kind of freaky? You won’t know if it’s the birth control or if you’re late when your period doesn’t come around.

Zadillo – I think it’s the vitamins and minerals, but mostly because Del Monte said so. :-)

Rhawb – Just drink it from a brown paper bag and it will be all good.

wewillgo – Sparks is decent tasting, but with vanilla ice cream, that just sounds disgusting.

By: wewilllgo

wewilllgo — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:00:27 +0000

This goes wonderfully with vodka as someone suggested above – and provides a much better taste than Sparks which my friends and I have decided needs to be drank with a straw so as to never hit the taste buds… it’s also really nasty with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

My old college posted information about the dangers of mixing alcohol with caffeine (in the bathroom stalls of all places) – however, there has been research in the past about the positive effects of alcohol/caffeine treating stroke patients… hrm.. good enough for a stroke patient, good enough for me!

By: Rhawb

Rhawb — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:15:03 +0000

Hm, this stuff sounds rather tasty.

Masculinity be damned, I think I may have to give this stuff a shot!

By: Zadillo

Zadillo — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:39:54 +0000

I’ve got to ask, what does make this product specifically for women? The packaging doesn’t seem overly feminine, and as far as I can tell the ingredients aren’t specifically feminine. Is it just the word “bloom”?

By: nicole

nicole — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:28:49 +0000

since your into reviewing product for women, would you mind doing a review of the new birth control pill that eliminates periods? that would be awesome, thanks

By: Tamara

Tamara — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:57:20 +0000

i guess i fit into the category of “hardcore caffeine junkie” … it takes at least 400 mg to get me going!

ps. the drink tastes amazing with ice cold vodka. mwa ha ha!

By: Erika

Erika — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:52:43 +0000

“The Wild Berry was slightly tart, but sweet”

For a minute, I thought you were referencing a certain berry-color-haired blogger :)

By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:40:01 +0000

I think pussy is not quite the right term. I’d have to go with sopping wet hatchet gash is more fitting.

By: webmiztris

webmiztris — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:08:16 +0000

my husband drinks crystal light like nobody’s business. i’ve yet to let him in on the secret that it’s a ‘girly’ drink. :)

By: edman0037

edman0037 — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:23:41 +0000

If you mixed these drinks with vodka, you could call them “Marvo-is-a-pussy bombs” which is a very catchy title if you ask me.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:49:57 +0000

Well, as long as this product didn’t cause you to have PMS-like symptoms, I guess it’s ok…but that is definitely a WIMPY amount of caffeine. Also, the flavors (with the exception of Mango Passionfruit) don’t really sound feminine enough. Thanks for once again “taking one for the team” (in a non-prison-like way.)