Comments on: Yoplait Go-Gurt Fizzix

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:19:05 +0000

Jenny – Just to let you know, thinking of me while eating fizzy yogurt might cause indigestion.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:22:07 +0000

Mad Cow’s right, it was invented by a food science professor at BYU, in Utah. This stuff has been in the works for about 24 years and gets sold on campus in the physics building for $1/cup. We college students like it. I haven’t tried the yoplait version yet, so many it tastes different when it’s all packaged prettily. Oh yeah, anything that comes from BYU is not gonna be a great sex aid since the mormons are all really sexually repressed. As in no one on campus is getting laid unless you’re married and that person is pretty much the only person you’ll ever sleep with. ever. really. but I will think of you Marvo the next time I eat some fizzy yogurt

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:42:05 +0000

amy – That sounds painful.

Alisha – I guess the fizz would make the active cultures in the yogurt look a little too active.

luckinflux – “Mad dog” vagina sound like a really kinky fetish.

Mia – If only my man juice fizzed.

By: Mia

Mia — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:10:16 +0000

These things are reminding me of those old candies from the 80’s Zoltz. There was that urban legend going around that the fizzy stuff in the middle was made out of man juice, and since then I haven’t been able to eat anything with that weird consistency. Ick.

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By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:34:22 +0000

If you really want to have a fizzy senssation, you can always pop a couple of alka-seltzers in there. I don’t know if you would want the whole “mad dog” vagina effect.

I am having way too much fun with this review.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:40:55 +0000

hmmm… something about the idea of FIZZ mixed with YOGURT makes my stomach heave.

By: amy

amy — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:58:45 +0000

Fucking billy club, idiot.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:06:23 +0000

Molly – Mmm…Fizzix, Pop-Rocks, and Coke all at the same time.

By: Molly

Molly — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:08:51 +0000

Sooo…it’s just fizzy yogurt? At first, it sounded like yogurt with POPROCKS magically suspended in it, waiting to be slurped down before it spontaneously exploded in your mouth. The actual product sounds like something you would get anyways if you just left your regular yogurt unrefrigerated.