Comments on: Yoplait Go-Gurt Fizzix

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:19:05 +0000

Jenny – Just to let you know, thinking of me while eating fizzy yogurt might cause indigestion.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:22:07 +0000

Mad Cow’s right, it was invented by a food science professor at BYU, in Utah. This stuff has been in the works for about 24 years and gets sold on campus in the physics building for $1/cup. We college students like it. I haven’t tried the yoplait version yet, so many it tastes different when it’s all packaged prettily. Oh yeah, anything that comes from BYU is not gonna be a great sex aid since the mormons are all really sexually repressed. As in no one on campus is getting laid unless you’re married and that person is pretty much the only person you’ll ever sleep with. ever. really. but I will think of you Marvo the next time I eat some fizzy yogurt

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:42:05 +0000

amy – That sounds painful.

Alisha – I guess the fizz would make the active cultures in the yogurt look a little too active.

luckinflux – “Mad dog” vagina sound like a really kinky fetish.

Mia – If only my man juice fizzed.

By: Mia

Mia — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:10:16 +0000

These things are reminding me of those old candies from the 80′s Zoltz. There was that urban legend going around that the fizzy stuff in the middle was made out of man juice, and since then I haven’t been able to eat anything with that weird consistency. Ick.

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By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:34:22 +0000

If you really want to have a fizzy senssation, you can always pop a couple of alka-seltzers in there. I don’t know if you would want the whole “mad dog” vagina effect.

I am having way too much fun with this review.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:40:55 +0000

hmmm… something about the idea of FIZZ mixed with YOGURT makes my stomach heave.

By: amy

amy — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:58:45 +0000

Fucking billy club, idiot.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:06:23 +0000

Molly – Mmm…Fizzix, Pop-Rocks, and Coke all at the same time.

By: Molly

Molly — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:08:51 +0000

Sooo…it’s just fizzy yogurt? At first, it sounded like yogurt with POPROCKS magically suspended in it, waiting to be slurped down before it spontaneously exploded in your mouth. The actual product sounds like something you would get anyways if you just left your regular yogurt unrefrigerated.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:00:23 +0000

Mad Cow – I don’t know if being frozen would make them a better sexual aid.

Marvo Luvr – I don’t know if you’d want to live on this rock, unless you like driving around in circles. :-)

Chuck – If Scrabble had another Z and allowed nouns like Fizzix, it would make an awesome word to land on triple word score.

Lori – In the heat of passion, just bring it in to surprise him. As long as it isn’t a frozen salami it should be okay.

Peachy – I guess that’s what they need to do to entice fat kids to eat healthier.

Rloux – I eat powdered donuts for breakfast on occasion so its sweetness doesn’t bother me. Too bad I ate them all, I’d like to see one explode.

Karen – Unfortunately, the leather masks don’t have holes to see through, so wearing them all the time might get dangerous.

luckinflux – I thought I did use it. “Get some potassium while licking it off an ass for fun.” See.

bikerbabeee – One of these days I will lick my nipple. I don’t know how or what yoga techniques I’ll need, but I will accomplish my goal.

Russianbride2324 – Yeast infections and going down on a woman don’t sound like they belong together…even with yogurt.

demondoll – I think I’d get banned from Match dot com if I posted this.

By: demondoll

demondoll — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:56:42 +0000

You need to add this review to your profile on match.com!

By: Russianbride2324

Russianbride2324 — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:21:54 +0000

Another advantage in the versatility of this milk product/sexual aid is that yogurt is considered a good treatment for vaginal yeast infections, so you can include that little fact during foreplay, if you will.

“Hey babeee, wanna get jiggy wit’ it, up your calcium intake and prevent a vag infection? I’m your man!”

By: bikerbabeee

bikerbabeee — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:10:37 +0000

Oh Marvo, you are sooo right.. Combine this product with that stripping video and you might be able to quit your day job!
Sweeter is better when you are consuming it off a body.. carbonation though?? sounds wrong in a yogurt. I am fortunate enought to be able to actually lick my own nipple, but being a woman, that is a lot easier than it would be for you.(Notice I did NOT spell a lot “alot.”)

By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:06:54 +0000

potASSium. can’t belive you didn’t take the oppertunity to use that.