(Quick/odd note: I actually used an Impulsive Buy review to teach the idea of “speaker sources” to an Introduction to Writing class last week. Did you guys ever think you’d be used as an example in a college course? Haha. Keep up the good work)

Frank – When did Jim Gaffigan become the authority on bacon?

meech – Hope you had a good time, meech. Probably not as good as if you got handcuffed, though.

JR – What’s in his routine?

bikerbabeee – Aww…I’ve never felt so simultaneously touched and aroused in my life. Thanks, bikerbabeee, hopefully I meet a girl as sweet as you at tonight’s party. And I’ll ask if she cooks breakfast.

MaliceAlice – Thank you, and I’ve never quite understood the fascination with Gaffigan’s Hot Pocket routine myself. He doesn’t even sing the jingle right!

Greentara – I am ashamed of my error, but also take great pleasure in your own. (Hmm…was that last sentence grammatically correct? Did I spell “grammatically” correctly? Oh god, what’s happening to me?!)

Rhawb – I’m surprised they didn’t repackage it as the “Death Bowl” for Halloween, they really could’ve pushed product.

Sam – I’d say this is in a tie with KFC’s “Chicken and Biscuit Famous Bowl” for “Most Disgusting-Looking Bowls of Food that Ace has ever Reviewed”

X – Surprisingly tiny. The picture is of the bowl right out of the microwave and the food doesn’t even reach halfway up.

Terry – Compliments never fail to give me an overinflated sense of self worth, and for that I thank you sincerely.

Tanya – Hey Tanya, I’ve been reading your blog since before I started my old blog. You have always managed to inform and shame me simultaneously, keep up the good work.

Chuck – This is pretty much my philosophy with every meal.

Jon – I don’t want you to get fired, but I must admit it’d be a pretty cool notch in my belt. “Hysterical Laughter from Office Worker Leads to Company’s Demise. Internet Food Critic to Blame?” Hmm…headline needs work.

nat – Mmm…rose flavored cereal.

Susu – Jimmy Dean enjoys nothing more than stopping hearts and slaughtering cows. Sidenote: I have a friend named Susu, I thought she was the only one. This has turned my world upside down.

Karen – Marry me?

luckinflux – Thanks, though now I feel pressure for my next one. Luckily, I write after a good cry and as I’m barely awake. Relieves the tension.

demondoll – Usually the other option includes some form of sodomy, though. It’s bad all around.

Awesome review Ace, though now it has tempted me to see if I can survive the death bowl.

p.s. luckinflux: represent Seattle! I’m in Hawaii for college right now, but I miss the misty Northwest. Has the gloom set in for you suckers yet?