Comments on: Kleenex Cottonelle Toilet Paper Enriched With Aloe & Vitamin E http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:55:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Aimee http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16348 Aimee Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:59:05 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16348 1) Ok, so this is more than you ever wanted to know, but I find Cottonelle paper leaves...fibers...behind. Even the aloe. You want Charmin with aloe. No fibers & keeps the 'area' squeaky clean. Charmin wipes, however, are too thin & your fingers will go right through. Cottonelle wipes are thicker & much preferred. Charmin for paper + Cottonelle wipes = an ass you could eat dinner off of. 2) Shame on you. I have spent the last 2 hours @ dailypuppy.com & am going to die now from the cuteness. 1) Ok, so this is more than you ever wanted to know, but I find Cottonelle paper leaves…fibers…behind. Even the aloe. You want Charmin with aloe. No fibers & keeps the ‘area’ squeaky clean. Charmin wipes, however, are too thin & your fingers will go right through. Cottonelle wipes are thicker & much preferred. Charmin for paper + Cottonelle wipes = an ass you could eat dinner off of.

2) Shame on you. I have spent the last 2 hours @ dailypuppy.com & am going to die now from the cuteness.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16346 Marvo Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:19:20 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16346 <b>Chuck</b> - If they send me one for free, I probably won't do another review EVER. I'll just spend all my time with the RealDoll. <b>Kate</b> - I wish vegetables had cute puppies on it. I would buy more if they did. Chuck – If they send me one for free, I probably won’t do another review EVER. I’ll just spend all my time with the RealDoll.

Kate – I wish vegetables had cute puppies on it. I would buy more if they did.

]]> By: Kate http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16339 Kate Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:51:16 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16339 Marvo - don't you worry. I buy Cottonelle just because it has the cute puppy, too... Marvo – don’t you worry. I buy Cottonelle just because it has the cute puppy, too…

]]> By: Chuck http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16309 Chuck Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:54:47 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16309 If you do buy a RealDoll, we demand a review from it. Actually, that company should send you one for free in exchange for a funny review. If you do buy a RealDoll, we demand a review from it. Actually, that company should send you one for free in exchange for a funny review.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16308 Marvo Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:37:20 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16308 <b>Gigi</b> - I really would like to wipe my ass with Winnie The Pooh. <b>Lane O</b> - Oh, cutey wooty puppy nappwing. <b>govtdrone</b> - I'm glad the r-r-ridges aren't r-r-rough. <b>Chuck</b> - You can watch past episodes at the NBC website. About the Gravatars, I know they were just bought out by the same guys to who do WordPress, so I think we have to reupload our images or I have to mess with the code. <b>Domokun</b> - Tits don't look good in goggles? I thought tits look good in everything. <b>Webmiztris</b> - If he eats it, wouldn't be ironic that he's wiping the pooped out toilet paper with toilet paper. Wow, that totally blows my mind. <b>Brie</b> - I thought bears drag their asses on the ground to wipe...or grab a nearby bunny. <b>Peachy</b> - If only I had a Target, I would try their toilet paper. <b>jinhamasaki</b> - That sounds pretty cool, as long as they're not showing my ass on the LCD screen. <b>Lane O</b> - If I wasn't saving money for a Real Doll, I would totally buy one of those. ;-) <b>demondoll</b> - Yeah, I find it strange that animal are being used too. Like they have to wipe their ass for anything. To be honest, I don't think most animals can reach their asses with their limbs. <b>Mia</b> - You think you need therapy. I wrote the thing. <b>Rylan</b> - Sorry about that. Gigi – I really would like to wipe my ass with Winnie The Pooh.

Lane O – Oh, cutey wooty puppy nappwing.

govtdrone – I’m glad the r-r-ridges aren’t r-r-rough.

Chuck – You can watch past episodes at the NBC website. About the Gravatars, I know they were just bought out by the same guys to who do WordPress, so I think we have to reupload our images or I have to mess with the code.

Domokun – Tits don’t look good in goggles? I thought tits look good in everything.

Webmiztris – If he eats it, wouldn’t be ironic that he’s wiping the pooped out toilet paper with toilet paper. Wow, that totally blows my mind.

Brie – I thought bears drag their asses on the ground to wipe…or grab a nearby bunny.

Peachy – If only I had a Target, I would try their toilet paper.

jinhamasaki – That sounds pretty cool, as long as they’re not showing my ass on the LCD screen.

Lane O – If I wasn’t saving money for a Real Doll, I would totally buy one of those. ;-)

demondoll – Yeah, I find it strange that animal are being used too. Like they have to wipe their ass for anything. To be honest, I don’t think most animals can reach their asses with their limbs.

Mia – You think you need therapy. I wrote the thing.

Rylan – Sorry about that.

]]> By: Rylan http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16286 Rylan Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:43:16 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16286 Hey marvo, I'm gonna send you back the gift certificate code. It doesn't work cause I live in Canada. Hey marvo,
I’m gonna send you back the gift certificate code.
It doesn’t work cause I live in Canada.

]]> By: Mia http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16285 Mia Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:51:58 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16285 I may never be the same after reading this post. Sliding fingers. Nipple chaffing and the undying image of wiping asses with puppies. Therapy was inevitable. I may never be the same after reading this post.

Sliding fingers. Nipple chaffing and the undying image of wiping asses with puppies.

Therapy was inevitable.

]]> By: demondoll http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16283 demondoll Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:38:33 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16283 With toilet paper, I prefer the Costco stuff. I only wish I could have a bidet! Say, what's with the animals in t.p. ads? Like the cartoon bears that go behind the tree... With toilet paper, I prefer the Costco stuff. I only wish I could have a bidet!

Say, what’s with the animals in t.p. ads? Like the cartoon bears that go behind the tree…

]]> By: Lane O http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16282 Lane O Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:54:49 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16282 I just remembered I had this site bookmarked just for occasions like this to share with you. Costco has a full toilet version you can order online for $3000. http://cleanishappy.com/ I just remembered I had this site bookmarked just for occasions like this to share with you. Costco has a full toilet version you can order online for $3000.
http://cleanishappy.com/

]]> By: jinhamasaki http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16280 jinhamasaki Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:15:23 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16280 bidet from europe? Upgrade to Japan....with LCD screen and wireless internet mounted on the wall. More options on how many jets of water! bidet from europe? Upgrade to Japan….with LCD screen and wireless internet mounted on the wall. More options on how many jets of water!

]]> By: Peachy http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16279 Peachy Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:49:52 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16279 I'm sticking with Target brand toilet paper, thanks to this review. I’m sticking with Target brand toilet paper, thanks to this review.

]]> By: Brie http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16277 Brie Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:52:41 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16277 I don't use Cottonelle very often, I prefer Charmin. I always crack up at those commercials w/ the bears. But I wonder, that look of glee on their faces: is that from the act of pooping itself, or from the fantastic tp? Wow, I never had the chance to ask that until now, Marvo. Thanks for the opportunity. ;) I don’t use Cottonelle very often, I prefer Charmin. I always crack up at those commercials w/ the bears. But I wonder, that look of glee on their faces: is that from the act of pooping itself, or from the fantastic tp?

Wow, I never had the chance to ask that until now, Marvo. Thanks for the opportunity. ;)

]]> By: BEERORKID A bunch of useless crap » roundup of stuffis http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16275 BEERORKID A bunch of useless crap » roundup of stuffis Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:35:01 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16275 [...] of my fav sites did a review on TP. I think they ganked the idea from [...] [...] of my fav sites did a review on TP. I think they ganked the idea from [...]

]]> By: Webmiztris http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16273 Webmiztris Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:29:13 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16273 i use Angel Soft brand because it's cheap and we go through it so fast, I think my husband eats it when I'm not looking or something. i use Angel Soft brand because it’s cheap and we go through it so fast, I think my husband eats it when I’m not looking or something.

]]> By: Domokun http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16271 Domokun Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:10:00 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16271 Cottonelle fan here, and you know how I am about making sure the back door is well-oiled and on its hinges for my frequent guests to enter. Can't have it lookin' shabby! The trick is using the Moist Fresh Wipes first. Sorta like using a degreaser on your car's tires/engine. Wuv the wittle doggie! I understand their marketing dept. only has three things to choose from: baby, puppy, tits. And out of the three, the puppy looks best in the goggles their using to hawk the Fresh wipes. Cottonelle fan here, and you know how I am about making sure the back door is well-oiled and on its hinges for my frequent guests to enter. Can’t have it lookin’ shabby! The trick is using the Moist Fresh Wipes first. Sorta like using a degreaser on your car’s tires/engine.

Wuv the wittle doggie! I understand their marketing dept. only has three things to choose from: baby, puppy, tits. And out of the three, the puppy looks best in the goggles their using to hawk the Fresh wipes.

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