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	<title>Comments on: Kleenex Cottonelle Toilet Paper Enriched With Aloe &amp; Vitamin E</title>
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		<title>By: Aimee</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16348</link>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1) Ok, so this is more than you ever wanted to know, but I find Cottonelle paper leaves...fibers...behind. Even the aloe. You want Charmin with aloe. No fibers &amp; keeps the &#039;area&#039; squeaky clean. Charmin wipes, however, are too thin &amp; your fingers will go right through. Cottonelle wipes are thicker &amp; much preferred. Charmin for paper + Cottonelle wipes = an ass you could eat dinner off of. 

2) Shame on you. I have spent the last 2 hours @ dailypuppy.com &amp; am going to die now from the cuteness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1) Ok, so this is more than you ever wanted to know, but I find Cottonelle paper leaves&#8230;fibers&#8230;behind. Even the aloe. You want Charmin with aloe. No fibers &amp; keeps the &#8216;area&#8217; squeaky clean. Charmin wipes, however, are too thin &amp; your fingers will go right through. Cottonelle wipes are thicker &amp; much preferred. Charmin for paper + Cottonelle wipes = an ass you could eat dinner off of. </p>
<p>2) Shame on you. I have spent the last 2 hours @ dailypuppy.com &amp; am going to die now from the cuteness.</p>
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		<title>By: Marvo</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16346</link>
		<dc:creator>Marvo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Chuck&lt;/b&gt; - If they send me one for free, I probably won&#039;t do another review EVER.  I&#039;ll just spend all my time with the RealDoll.

&lt;b&gt;Kate&lt;/b&gt; - I wish vegetables had cute puppies on it.  I would buy more if they did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Chuck</b> &#8211; If they send me one for free, I probably won&#8217;t do another review EVER.  I&#8217;ll just spend all my time with the RealDoll.</p>
<p><b>Kate</b> &#8211; I wish vegetables had cute puppies on it.  I would buy more if they did.</p>
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16339</link>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marvo - don&#039;t you worry. I buy Cottonelle just because it has the cute puppy, too...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marvo &#8211; don&#8217;t you worry. I buy Cottonelle just because it has the cute puppy, too&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Chuck</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16309</link>
		<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you do buy a RealDoll, we demand a review from it.  Actually, that company should send you one for free in exchange for a funny review.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you do buy a RealDoll, we demand a review from it.  Actually, that company should send you one for free in exchange for a funny review.</p>
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		<title>By: Marvo</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16308</link>
		<dc:creator>Marvo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Gigi&lt;/b&gt; - I really would like to wipe my ass with Winnie The Pooh.

&lt;b&gt;Lane O&lt;/b&gt; - Oh, cutey wooty puppy nappwing.  

&lt;b&gt;govtdrone&lt;/b&gt; - I&#039;m glad the r-r-ridges aren&#039;t r-r-rough.

&lt;b&gt;Chuck&lt;/b&gt; - You can watch past episodes at the NBC website.  About the Gravatars, I know they were just bought out by the same guys to who do WordPress, so I think we have to reupload our images or I have to mess with the code.

&lt;b&gt;Domokun&lt;/b&gt; - Tits don&#039;t look good in goggles?  I thought tits look good in everything.

&lt;b&gt;Webmiztris&lt;/b&gt; - If he eats it, wouldn&#039;t be ironic that he&#039;s wiping the pooped out toilet paper with toilet paper.  Wow, that totally blows my mind.

&lt;b&gt;Brie&lt;/b&gt; - I thought bears drag their asses on the ground to wipe...or grab a nearby bunny.

&lt;b&gt;Peachy&lt;/b&gt; - If only I had a Target, I would try their toilet paper.

&lt;b&gt;jinhamasaki&lt;/b&gt; - That sounds pretty cool, as long as they&#039;re not showing my ass on the LCD screen.

&lt;b&gt;Lane O&lt;/b&gt; - If I wasn&#039;t saving money for a Real Doll, I would totally buy one of those.  ;-)

&lt;b&gt;demondoll&lt;/b&gt; - Yeah, I find it strange that animal are being used too.  Like they have to wipe their ass for anything.  To be honest, I don&#039;t think most animals can reach their asses with their limbs.

&lt;b&gt;Mia&lt;/b&gt; - You think you need therapy.  I wrote the thing.

&lt;b&gt;Rylan&lt;/b&gt; - Sorry about that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Gigi</b> &#8211; I really would like to wipe my ass with Winnie The Pooh.</p>
<p><b>Lane O</b> &#8211; Oh, cutey wooty puppy nappwing.  </p>
<p><b>govtdrone</b> &#8211; I&#8217;m glad the r-r-ridges aren&#8217;t r-r-rough.</p>
<p><b>Chuck</b> &#8211; You can watch past episodes at the NBC website.  About the Gravatars, I know they were just bought out by the same guys to who do WordPress, so I think we have to reupload our images or I have to mess with the code.</p>
<p><b>Domokun</b> &#8211; Tits don&#8217;t look good in goggles?  I thought tits look good in everything.</p>
<p><b>Webmiztris</b> &#8211; If he eats it, wouldn&#8217;t be ironic that he&#8217;s wiping the pooped out toilet paper with toilet paper.  Wow, that totally blows my mind.</p>
<p><b>Brie</b> &#8211; I thought bears drag their asses on the ground to wipe&#8230;or grab a nearby bunny.</p>
<p><b>Peachy</b> &#8211; If only I had a Target, I would try their toilet paper.</p>
<p><b>jinhamasaki</b> &#8211; That sounds pretty cool, as long as they&#8217;re not showing my ass on the LCD screen.</p>
<p><b>Lane O</b> &#8211; If I wasn&#8217;t saving money for a Real Doll, I would totally buy one of those.  ;-)</p>
<p><b>demondoll</b> &#8211; Yeah, I find it strange that animal are being used too.  Like they have to wipe their ass for anything.  To be honest, I don&#8217;t think most animals can reach their asses with their limbs.</p>
<p><b>Mia</b> &#8211; You think you need therapy.  I wrote the thing.</p>
<p><b>Rylan</b> &#8211; Sorry about that.</p>
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		<title>By: Rylan</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16286</link>
		<dc:creator>Rylan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey marvo,
I&#039;m gonna send you back the gift certificate code.
It doesn&#039;t work cause I live in Canada.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey marvo,<br />
I&#8217;m gonna send you back the gift certificate code.<br />
It doesn&#8217;t work cause I live in Canada.</p>
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		<title>By: Mia</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16285</link>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I may never be the same after reading this post.

Sliding fingers.  Nipple chaffing and the undying image of wiping asses with puppies.

Therapy was inevitable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I may never be the same after reading this post.</p>
<p>Sliding fingers.  Nipple chaffing and the undying image of wiping asses with puppies.</p>
<p>Therapy was inevitable.</p>
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		<title>By: demondoll</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16283</link>
		<dc:creator>demondoll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With toilet paper, I prefer the Costco stuff. I only wish I could have a bidet!

Say, what&#039;s with the animals in t.p. ads? Like the cartoon bears that go behind the tree...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With toilet paper, I prefer the Costco stuff. I only wish I could have a bidet!</p>
<p>Say, what&#8217;s with the animals in t.p. ads? Like the cartoon bears that go behind the tree&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Lane O</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16282</link>
		<dc:creator>Lane O</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just remembered I had this site bookmarked just for occasions like this to share with you.  Costco has a full toilet version you can order online for $3000.
http://cleanishappy.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just remembered I had this site bookmarked just for occasions like this to share with you.  Costco has a full toilet version you can order online for $3000.<br />
<a href="http://cleanishappy.com/" rel="nofollow">http://cleanishappy.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: jinhamasaki</title>
		<link>http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/10/28/cottonelle-tp-with-aloe/#comment-16280</link>
		<dc:creator>jinhamasaki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bidet from europe? Upgrade to Japan....with LCD screen and wireless internet mounted on the wall.  More options on how many jets of water!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bidet from europe? Upgrade to Japan&#8230;.with LCD screen and wireless internet mounted on the wall.  More options on how many jets of water!</p>
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