Comments on: Nature Valley Roasted Nut Crunch Bars

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:20:41 +0000

luckinflux – I think you need glasses with pictures of beautiful women affixed to the inside. That might help.

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:37:05 +0000

@ Earl:

Thanks holmes, as much as I am poor, I don’t live IN a dented can store. They offer sweet delicious nuts on the other side of the city.

By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:38:27 +0000

“curves like a roller coaster ” was creating a beautiful image in my head when one of my co-workers walked by and changed it to curves of a thousand roller coasters. Why are the women at my job so damn unhealthy.

please…
kill…
me…
now…

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:12:06 +0000

demondoll – Me dancing in spandex makes children cry.

Jen – Thanks.

Red Icculus – I need a dented can store. Or a red tag store. Or slightly expired meats store.

Melissa – Nothing is short about me and I like to bloviate.

meech – I’ve been thinking about writing a four part review, but I think that would be too long or boring.

Karen – Oooh, I smell possible podcast.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:07:04 +0000

Lord Jezo – I don’t think I should because it would blind you.

Karen – Way too much jiggling would be involved.

bikerbabeee – There would be lumps and bumps in places there shouldn’t be lumps and bumps.

Chuck – Every month I wrap my hands around some nuts to check for lumps. I know TMI.

nicole – If only they were diamonds.

jodie – Thanks. I hope so. Or I hope to get more beauty tips.

Aimee – Nuts are good for you. But if you stuff too many in your mouth you might choke. So be careful.

Alisha – If I drop them on my bathroom floor, they won’t be hairless anymore. I know TMI.

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:21:08 +0000

yeah, I like the epic reviews. Maybe you could start releasing reviews on tape for those people who don’t like to read (or long-haul truck drivers).

By: Earl Focht

Earl Focht — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:16:12 +0000

Red Icculus, you live in a dented can store?

By: meech

meech — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:46:56 +0000

i have to disagree with melissa i love the long epic reviews.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:18:36 +0000

Love your site but your reviews are way too long. A short paragraph would be fine. Thanks.

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:52:00 +0000

The dented can store where I live has these for $1.25 a box, glistening nuts and all. Despite my sheer terror of diabeetus from the corn syrup, these are awesome.