Comments on: Snapple Juice Drinks

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:10:17 +0000

Doodoolicious – Thanks for the fucking compliment. You are the shit!

By: Doodoolicious

Doodoolicious — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:20:28 +0000

I fucking love your blog. It’s the only one I actually read all the way through. Don’t stop cursing. I tried this once and realized it was stupid. It’s who I am so fuck it, I’ll own it and you should too. Oh and by the way, I think fudge is a brilliant word. One of my favorite phrases is “fudge packer.” I use it on a daily bases.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:11:54 +0000

Alisha – I guess I need to produce profanity-free kids.

Aunt Crabby – KIWI YEAH!!!

By: Aunt Crabby

Aunt Crabby — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:37:16 +0000

Holy noni! That post has to be the funniest kiwi I ever read! Seriously, though, thanks for pointing out that sugar is actually bad for your immune system. I hate marketing.

@Alisha–I have to wholeheartedly agree with you. I know that’s why I swear so much.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:06:22 +0000

Kids indeed have a profanity-inducing effect. It’s on their label.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:27:57 +0000

Kevin – Awesome!!! If only I had superpowers.

AnneQM – Again, I’m surprised that they don’t have episodes of To Catch A Predator in Chuck E. Cheese.

By: AnneQM

AnneQM — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:54:25 +0000

I’ve been to that Chuck E. Cheese. The only thing I’m surprised about is that is didn’t happen sooner.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:40:04 +0000

Like I said Marvo, you are my kiwin’ hero!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:53:38 +0000

stephanie – They should totally have To Catch A Predator at a Chuck E. Cheese.

Susu – You got me thinking about what she does under that desk. Oh great, I just grossed myself out.

Karen – I’m horrible at picking fruit and fruit is actually kind of expensive in my neck of the woods.

Mila – Thanks for the correction! Although I think calling someone’s mother a rice cake is also insulting, because they are plain, boring, and flat.

bikerbabeee – HA! Me so noni! Me love you long time.

By: bikerbabeee

bikerbabeee — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:32:06 +0000

the only way I can even handle being in a Chuck E. Cheese is drunk. I love the list of alternative/foreign curses, I think I will adopt this as well.. how does ” oh baby,me so noni” sound?

By: Mila

Mila — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:33:47 +0000

Hi, love the list of alternatives. By the way, the last one should be spelled “putanginamo” :) “Puto” is a rice cake, so you’re kind of saying up there, you’re mom is a rice cake. Sort of loses the oomph of the actual curse no?

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:54:43 +0000

@ Chuck-

Chuck E. Cheese was started by the same guy who invented Pong.

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:24:58 +0000

Oh yeah, these sound healthy. For less than the cost of one of the drinks, why don’t we all go out and buy a pear and a kiwi? At least they’ll be 100% pear and kiwi.

By: Susu

Susu — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:35:35 +0000

I’m thinking if the Snapple lady was around still you could just give her a little sweet “You like the way I fudge you?” and she would give you cases of that shi–goji.

I think she liked it nasty. I have grossed myself out now.

By: stephanie

stephanie — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:14:32 +0000

i was told by a boy who goes to my school who lives in canada, that at their chuck e cheeses you can’t go in there without a child. i guess kidnapping is big in canada? also they will not let you leave the chuck e cheese without this hand stamp that you and your kid get when you come in, like a barcode that matches eachother to insure you aren’ taking kids. i guess they are not promoting the washing of hands?