Comments on: REVIEW: Otis Spunkmeyer Strawberry Shortcake Muffins

By: Alisha

Alisha — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:01:00 +0000

did I miss something? Porn? huh?

By: Ace

Ace — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:55:22 +0000

Marvo – I’m guessing the buyers would probably think DNA was Double Naked Anal so I don’t think they’d have reproduction on their mind.

missfrancesays – If you’re willing to settle for me, mine is Gemini. Cosmo says that it means I have a strong, yet sensitive sexual aura.

Chuck – It’s still not nearly as insane as the Conan the Barbarian being my governor.

Susu – A lot of his movies were banned because they featured Traci Lords, but at least we have his muffins.

Webmiztris – It’s too bad they don’t taste as good as they look, but I guess Otis has other strawberry muffins to worry about.

meech – You mean a fake vagina shaped like a flashlight isn’t socially acceptable? Hmm…maybe I need to bring something else to show and tell.

kevin – I’m pretty sure they travel everywhere on surfboards over there. Cars will come in about 20 years.

Karen – Baby batter in the muffin batter? I’m thinking I could make a jingle out of that.

demondoll – You tell those girls that he was nice! He wasn’t called the Alaskan Assassin for nothing, you know.

By: demondoll

demondoll — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:46:30 +0000

I have never before thought of that nice man and his name in quite this light, thanks.

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:39:23 +0000

Mmmm…These look Spunktastic! Ummm…Spunkerific? Spunklicious?

Anyway, the first time I saw Otis Spunkmeyer’s products in a store I started laughing so hard I nearly wet my pants. No one else seemed to think it was funny.

I can’t say I’ve ever actually tried anything made by them. With a name like that I’ve always figured there was something extra in the batter if you know what I mean…

By: kevin

kevin — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:21:05 +0000

Poor Marvo, I don’t think he can go 80 on the freeways where he lives (80 kph maybe).

By: meech

meech — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:02:06 +0000

i loved this review. had to look up what a fleshlight was though. yuck!

By: Webmiztris

Webmiztris — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:05:57 +0000

*drool*

well, they certainly do look good! Spunkmeyer. LOL You gotta love it…..

By: Susu

Susu — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:53:54 +0000

I had to read this a second time putting “That’s what she said” in various places.

How come I have never heard of Otis? Are his movies worth watching? ;) I can’t stop looking at the packaging and thinking nasty thoughts now.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:14:41 +0000

I always thought the Otis’ last name was weird. It sounds like he started his career as a male porn star and then switched to baking muffins.

By: missfrancesays

missfrancesays — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:14:21 +0000

Mmmmmmm muffins

Marvo, not that I’m trying to pick you up or anything (k maybe I am) but what’s your sign? :D

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:46:23 +0000

Don’t you think used Fleshlights by the famous Otis Spunkmeyer would be worth MORE on eBay? His DNA has to add value to it.