Comments on: Bald Guy Greeting Cards

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:53:23 +0000

Elizabeth – I could’ve written and designed cards, but all the cards would’ve had stick figure drawings on them or clips from the newspaper.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:31:24 +0000

This cracked me up, because I have an English degree from Michigan State, or more accurately, a Bachelor of Arts degree in Liberal Arts blahblahblah, and when it came time for companies to come to campus and woo us into working for them, the first interview I had was with Hallmark. But they didn’t want greeting card writers so much as people who could write but could also design and market. Yeah, not so much.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:41:20 +0000

Brad – If it can kick my ass in Scrabble, I consider it smarter.

Shannon – Those sketched out dude will haunt my dreams forever.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:49:44 +0000

Okay, well I looked at some of the cards and i laughed like hell. My favorite one was I’m so happy you’re pregnant. I thought you were getting fat. FUNNY! LOL! I still think the dude on the card is scary.

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:39:01 +0000

Bald Guy Greetings are hysterical. I still remember the first time I saw them, I was floored. Uncooked has more cards, but I feel like Bald Guy Greetings are a little smarter. Does that make sense? Can a card really be smarter? Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:19:03 +0000

Chuck – Anything that haunt my dreams, isn’t very good. That’s why I don’t watch anything with Tila Tequila.

FatYoli – I’m a fan of those e-cards. So simple, so dark, and so free.

Domokun – I have to admit that I do prefer Uncooked, because they don’t have scary emo-ish drawings.

Karen – Unless it’s a Star Wars themed wedding!!!

Webmiztris – Kitty Whip is also rad!

Susu – If I were the greeting card fairy I would totally do one for you, but I’m the procrastination and depression fairy, and that doesn’t help you one bit.

MCW – Any card that involves prostitutes is a good card.

Robyn – I would make my own cards, but they would probably consist of scratch paper and stick drawings.

demondoll – I Lord, you’re going to send me one aren’t you. You want me to suffer, don’cha.

Shannon – If the dude was a chick, I would probably like it more, but not sleep-with-the-chick more.

betsy – My English degree is in a box somewhere.

By: betsy

betsy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:53:58 +0000

fuck yeah, english majors. we’re good for something. at least that’s what i tell myself as my degree smirks at me from behind its frame, taunting me every morning as i head out the door to my meaningless not-so-much english degree needing type job. bah.

these cards seem awesome for random greeting purposes. i was always a fan of the hallmark line of ‘fresh ink’ cards, with the bizarre art and even stranger sentiments, but i can’t seem to find them anymore. these will have to do. or, they’ll goddamn have to fucking do. whichever works.

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Bald Guy Greeting Cards - Asians, Inc. — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:33:18 +0000

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By: Shannon

Shannon — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:14:27 +0000

I think the dude on the card looks high. lol. Maybe if the dude was more prettier and had hair, I would like him. He scares me as much as Paris Hilton.

By: demondoll

demondoll — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:14:40 +0000

Very funny! I’m so buying those cards. And I hope they DO give the recipient a nightmare or four…