Comments on: Bald Guy Greeting Cards http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:55:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16691 Marvo Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:53:23 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16691 <b>Elizabeth</b> - I could've written and designed cards, but all the cards would've had stick figure drawings on them or clips from the newspaper. Elizabeth – I could’ve written and designed cards, but all the cards would’ve had stick figure drawings on them or clips from the newspaper.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16687 Elizabeth Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:31:24 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16687 This cracked me up, because I have an English degree from Michigan State, or more accurately, a Bachelor of Arts degree in Liberal Arts blahblahblah, and when it came time for companies to come to campus and woo us into working for them, the first interview I had was with Hallmark. But they didn't want greeting card writers so much as people who could write but could also design and market. Yeah, not so much. This cracked me up, because I have an English degree from Michigan State, or more accurately, a Bachelor of Arts degree in Liberal Arts blahblahblah, and when it came time for companies to come to campus and woo us into working for them, the first interview I had was with Hallmark. But they didn’t want greeting card writers so much as people who could write but could also design and market. Yeah, not so much.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16591 Marvo Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:41:20 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16591 <b>Brad</b> - If it can kick my ass in Scrabble, I consider it smarter. <b>Shannon</b> - Those sketched out dude will haunt my dreams forever. Brad – If it can kick my ass in Scrabble, I consider it smarter.

Shannon – Those sketched out dude will haunt my dreams forever.

]]> By: Shannon http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16589 Shannon Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:49:44 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16589 Okay, well I looked at some of the cards and i laughed like hell. My favorite one was I'm so happy you're pregnant. I thought you were getting fat. FUNNY! LOL! I still think the dude on the card is scary. Okay, well I looked at some of the cards and i laughed like hell. My favorite one was I’m so happy you’re pregnant. I thought you were getting fat. FUNNY! LOL! I still think the dude on the card is scary.

]]> By: Brad http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16585 Brad Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:39:01 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16585 Bald Guy Greetings are hysterical. I still remember the first time I saw them, I was floored. Uncooked has more cards, but I feel like Bald Guy Greetings are a little smarter. Does that make sense? Can a card really be smarter? Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about. Bald Guy Greetings are hysterical. I still remember the first time I saw them, I was floored. Uncooked has more cards, but I feel like Bald Guy Greetings are a little smarter. Does that make sense? Can a card really be smarter? Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16567 Marvo Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:19:03 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16567 <b>Chuck</b> - Anything that haunt my dreams, isn't very good. That's why I don't watch anything with Tila Tequila. <b>FatYoli</b> - I'm a fan of those e-cards. So simple, so dark, and so free. <b>Domokun</b> - I have to admit that I do prefer Uncooked, because they don't have scary emo-ish drawings. <b>Karen</b> - Unless it's a Star Wars themed wedding!!! <b>Webmiztris</b> - Kitty Whip is also rad! <b>Susu</b> - If I were the greeting card fairy I would totally do one for you, but I'm the procrastination and depression fairy, and that doesn't help you one bit. <b>MCW</b> - Any card that involves prostitutes is a good card. <b>Robyn</b> - I would make my own cards, but they would probably consist of scratch paper and stick drawings. <b>demondoll</b> - I Lord, you're going to send me one aren't you. You want me to suffer, don'cha. <b>Shannon</b> - If the dude was a chick, I would probably like it more, but not sleep-with-the-chick more. <b>betsy</b> - My English degree is in a box somewhere. Chuck – Anything that haunt my dreams, isn’t very good. That’s why I don’t watch anything with Tila Tequila.

FatYoli – I’m a fan of those e-cards. So simple, so dark, and so free.

Domokun – I have to admit that I do prefer Uncooked, because they don’t have scary emo-ish drawings.

Karen – Unless it’s a Star Wars themed wedding!!!

Webmiztris – Kitty Whip is also rad!

Susu – If I were the greeting card fairy I would totally do one for you, but I’m the procrastination and depression fairy, and that doesn’t help you one bit.

MCW – Any card that involves prostitutes is a good card.

Robyn – I would make my own cards, but they would probably consist of scratch paper and stick drawings.

demondoll – I Lord, you’re going to send me one aren’t you. You want me to suffer, don’cha.

Shannon – If the dude was a chick, I would probably like it more, but not sleep-with-the-chick more.

betsy – My English degree is in a box somewhere.

]]> By: betsy http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16564 betsy Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:53:58 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16564 fuck yeah, english majors. we're good for something. at least that's what i tell myself as my degree smirks at me from behind its frame, taunting me every morning as i head out the door to my meaningless not-so-much english degree needing type job. bah. these cards seem awesome for random greeting purposes. i was always a fan of the hallmark line of 'fresh ink' cards, with the bizarre art and even stranger sentiments, but i can't seem to find them anymore. these will have to do. or, they'll goddamn have to fucking do. whichever works. fuck yeah, english majors. we’re good for something. at least that’s what i tell myself as my degree smirks at me from behind its frame, taunting me every morning as i head out the door to my meaningless not-so-much english degree needing type job. bah.

these cards seem awesome for random greeting purposes. i was always a fan of the hallmark line of ‘fresh ink’ cards, with the bizarre art and even stranger sentiments, but i can’t seem to find them anymore. these will have to do. or, they’ll goddamn have to fucking do. whichever works.

]]> By: Bald Guy Greeting Cards - Asians, Inc. http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16563 Bald Guy Greeting Cards - Asians, Inc. Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:33:18 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16563 [...] love, and the bridge into womanhood. Getting a card that says, “I have herpes.” Originally from The Impulsive Buy __________________ It was like tea-bagging a bear cub in front of its mother. The sheer audacity [...]

]]> By: Shannon http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16562 Shannon Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:14:27 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16562 I think the dude on the card looks high. lol. Maybe if the dude was more prettier and had hair, I would like him. He scares me as much as Paris Hilton. I think the dude on the card looks high. lol. Maybe if the dude was more prettier and had hair, I would like him. He scares me as much as Paris Hilton.

]]> By: demondoll http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16561 demondoll Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:14:40 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16561 Very funny! I'm so buying those cards. And I hope they DO give the recipient a nightmare or four... Very funny! I’m so buying those cards. And I hope they DO give the recipient a nightmare or four…

]]> By: Robyn http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16560 Robyn Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:21:07 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16560 I usually make my own cards (cheaper, more personal!) but this <a href="http://www.baldguygreetings.com/servlet/Detail?no=5" rel="nofollow">23rd Birthday</a> one will work great since a lot of my friends will be turning 23 for their next birthdays. MMM, SO INSIGNIFICANT! I also like <a href="http://www.baldguygreetings.com/servlet/Detail?no=8" rel="nofollow">this one</a>. I usually make my own cards (cheaper, more personal!) but this 23rd Birthday one will work great since a lot of my friends will be turning 23 for their next birthdays. MMM, SO INSIGNIFICANT!

I also like this one.

]]> By: MCW http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16559 MCW Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:54:44 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16559 You might try http://www.uncookedland.com/home.html as well. One of their holiday greetings says, "snowflakes probably wouldn't be as lovely if they were shaped like prostitutes". I don't actually get it, but for some reason it makes me laugh every time I read it. You might try http://www.uncookedland.com/home.html as well. One of their holiday greetings says, “snowflakes probably wouldn’t be as lovely if they were shaped like prostitutes”. I don’t actually get it, but for some reason it makes me laugh every time I read it.

]]> By: Susu http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16558 Susu Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:44:58 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16558 Cool cards! I need one stat, but didn't see what I was looking for. Can you make me one? Something along the lines of Happy Holidays to you too even though we never ever talk. Why do people mail you cards at holidays when you haven't heard from them any other time of the year? Shrug! ;) Cool cards! I need one stat, but didn’t see what I was looking for. Can you make me one?

Something along the lines of Happy Holidays to you too even though we never ever talk. Why do people mail you cards at holidays when you haven’t heard from them any other time of the year?

Shrug! ;)

]]> By: Webmiztris http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16555 Webmiztris Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:45:48 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16555 those cards are totally rad. :D those cards are totally rad. :D

]]> By: Karen http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16554 Karen Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:40:15 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2007/12/10/bald-guy-greeting-cards/#comment-16554 Thanks Marvo, it's so hard to find funny wedding cards. Apparently birthdays can be hilarious but weddings are SOLEMN. Thanks Marvo, it’s so hard to find funny wedding cards. Apparently birthdays can be hilarious but weddings are SOLEMN.

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