Comments on: Cherry Cassis Kombucha Wonder Drink

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:37:23 +0000

Suzanne – I wish Dr. Pepper actually had some health value to it. With the prefix Dr. it should.

Alisha Smith – I used to drink those, but nowadays that’s way too much for me.

Tiffany – I think I will give normal kombucha a try. I wonder if the hippie natural foods store down the street carries it.

Bikerbabeee – But caffeine has been so good to me. I don’t know if I can let go. It is the nectar that fuels my soul.

Erin – I have a friend who says he gets stuff from a “farmer” expect it comes in a “bag.” ;-)

BPyser1 – I don’t have the stomach right now to watch it, but curiosity will eventually get the best of me, and I will Google it and watch…a few dozen times.

By: BPyser1

BPyser1 — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:16:26 +0000

You think “2 Girls 1 Cup” is nasty?
Go watch “2 Girls 1 Finger” and then you’ll really see what nasty is, lol!

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:55:18 +0000

I guarantee you would like kombucha if you managed to find the real thing. I get mine from a farmer, in a jar. It tastes like those Woodchuck alcoholic ciders. Yes, the wikipedia explanation is scary, but seriously, find someone who makes it themselves and you’re golden.

By: Bikerbabeee

Bikerbabeee — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:39:13 +0000

Most of those “energy drinks” do little for you, it is only the caffeine buzz that makes you feel engergized, hence the ” I feel crappy” after effects. I drank them too until I learned in Pharmacy classes that they are just as unregulated and useless as most over the counter nutritional supplements and diet aids.
Thanks for another entertaining and informative review… and I hope i never actually get tricked into watching the 2 girls nastiness.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:28:09 +0000

This beverage sounds horrid, but Kombucha is wonderful, and I really like green tea. So, as a nice, warm alternative, might I suggest: Yogi Tea’s Kombucha Green Tea. A mild, delicious, gentle wake-up.

By: Alisha Smith

Alisha Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:27:51 +0000

Give me a Monster BFC any day!

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:51:02 +0000

I’m done with all of those energy/healthy drinks! they always taste shitty and make me feel worse to boot.

Nope. I’m sticking to my Dr. Pepper.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:17:03 +0000

Shannon – Sadly, that is the power of an English degree from a state university.

LordJezo – I would pay $10,000 to hunt Father Christmas on a secluded island.

Calvin – While doing research on kombucha (yes, I actually do research) I found that other people said that kombucha itself tastes good. I know the hippie store down the street sells it, so maybe I’ll give it a try.

Nevis – Unfortunately, this won’t keep you up. No caffeine. No vitamin B.

ultradave – At least you don’t have to clean up the glass case.

Molly – I already have a smug, self-important hipster attitude, because I shop at Banana Republic…Outlet. I did bring back a lot of stuff to review, most of it disgusting.

Hunter – Lohan does this…Pfff, like it helps her. She could drink a gallon of this and it still wouldn’t detoxify her.

Laura – NOOO!!! They’re full of sweet, sweet caffeine. Me likey the caffeine. If I could get caffeine in a five pound rock form, I would constantly pet it.

Karen – If I stop drinking energy drinks, there would be less stuff to review. Plus, it’s fun being hyped up on caffeine…until the crash hit.

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:36:20 +0000

I hate energy/wonder drinks. If you want energy, drink coffee or tea (or here’s a crazy thought, how about some water?).

I’m also getting annoyed with miracle food claims. If we all try to eat better we won’t need “wonder” drinks to cure our assorted health problems.

By: Laura

Laura — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:55:31 +0000

I have to add…I checked out kombucha. No wonder it tastes so nasty; it is fermented tea….makes me want to yack just thinking of it.

By: Laura

Laura — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:54:13 +0000

Why on earth would drink ‘half the can’. ;) Comparing it to 2 girls 1 cup was just not an image I needed this morning; but oh so funny. Most energy, vitamin or whatever the hell you want to call them, drinks SUCK. I still don’t understand how my husbands downs those energy drinks. The list of ingredients would have put me off. ‘Organic cane juice’? All that is, is pure cane syrup instead of the granulated sugar. Yuck! Now I need to go look up what Kombucha is…I am scared to find out.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:41:47 +0000

Actually, Lindsey Lohan in apparently a big fan of this stuff. She probobly just puts it in her bong.

I’ve tried this stuff. It tasted like vinegar.

By: Molly

Molly — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:47:15 +0000

Marvo, more importanly than our combined repulsion for the video, what did you bring back from Seattle for all of us? (no, no, please not a smug, self-important hipster attitude, anything but that…)

By: ultradave

ultradave — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:40:52 +0000

Thanks Marvo, now the next time i see this stuff at the corner store i am just going to barf all over the front of the glass case. Thanks a lot for referencing that f-ing 2 girls video. You are an evil dick.

PS yeah I’ll keep reading the site. But you are evil.

By: Nevis

Nevis — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:40:50 +0000

My dreams are going to be haunted now? Will drinking ‘Cherry Cassis Kombucha Wonder Drink’ keep me up and away from said nightmares? Ironic, don’t ya think?