Comments on: Tooth Tunes Hilary Duff Toothbrush

By: Doodoolicious

Doodoolicious — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:34:03 +0000

I hate that Hilary Bitch. And I think I would rather slice my wrist the right way than have her music come out of my mouth. Why the hell would anyone do that to their kids. Your way is way more appropriate. I think you’ll make a fine father. Keep up the good work

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:37:44 +0000

JJ- Unfortunately, they didn’t have that one. If they did, I probably would’ve picked it up, but I also think making me listen to shitty pop music makes for an interesting review.

ZangieF – Yes, I’m surprised that her music doesn’t make my teeth fall out.

By: ZangieF

ZangieF — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:14:32 +0000

I honestly do not know how someone like you could actually stand listening to Hillary Duff whilst simultaneously brushing my teeth.

A nice aria from Don Giovanni like “Dalla sua pace” would certainly be nice, but the tinny sound wouldn’t possibly do it justice, and the song is also too long. This would leave thousands of hygienic opera lovers hanging, waiting for the last notes of the song.

Turns out crappy pop songs are the only ones that fit into toothbrush memory.

By: JJ

JJ — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:23:10 +0000

You totally missed out on the song choice. I have long since chose “Rock and Roll All Night” as my tooth tune of choice.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:27:43 +0000

Amy – I believe I paid for it, because I still have the receipt. :-)

Amy – I give out way too many 3/5, which is pretty lame, so I decided to change it so that can’t happen.

Shannon – It’s the lesser of the other evils, plus I’ve never heard of any of the other choices and because I’ve never heard of them, they probably suck hard. Also because I don’t like the brush head’s fatness, I’ve kind of stopped using it.

Brie – I think I could only listen to Lumbergh say, “Um…About those TPS reports” about three more times before I burn the Initech building down.

just a thought – My English professors told me to write what I know.

Alisha Smith – But our children will have the cleanest mouth kids EVER.

Meredith – I remember seeing the commercial on TV and thinking to myself, “That’s totally retarded…retarded enough for me to review.” Mine had been unused for the past couple of days and for some reason my regular toothbrush feels so much better.

By: Meredith

Meredith — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:46:11 +0000

I was given the “Let’s Get It Started” Tooth Tunes brush as a gift after laughing about it in the drugstore. I thought it worked by bone conduction, which would have been really cool, but no – it’s just a matter of pressing the head back, as you noted. And I don’t normally press my toothbrush THAT HARD onto my teeth, I just use moderate pressure, so I could brush my teeth perfectly well without hearing a thing. Of course, that kind of defeated the purpose.

I ended up throwing it out a couple of days ago while cleaning my closet. I guess I should have saved the batteries…oh well.

By: Alisha Smith

Alisha Smith — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:36:54 +0000

“I personally would ridicule them into brushing by calling them “stinky mouth” and telling all their friends, relatives, and teachers to also call them “stinky mouth” until they start brushing properly.”

I have got to say, this is pretty much right on with what I would do as well.

My poor children.

By: just a thought

just a thought — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:25:20 +0000

Wow you sure do mention prostitutes a lot.

By: Brie

Brie — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:30:52 +0000

What if they replaced the Hilary Duff songs w/ quotes from Office Space, or Friday? Would that improve it?

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:41:57 +0000

To add to my comment. You had to listen to her.

By: New York City : Dining News Elsewhere: Brooklyn Bars, Unhealthy Top Chefs

New York City : Dining News Elsewhere: Brooklyn Bars, Unhealthy Top Chefs — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:41:27 +0000

[...] We'd never really considered brushing our teeth with Hilary Duff before. [The Impulsive Buy] Published Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:40 AM by BuzzEditor Filed under: [...]

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:11:43 +0000

But why would you listen to Hilary Duff?

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:44:06 +0000

oh… first 6/10 rating… why not /5?

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:29:50 +0000

I cannot believe you paid $10 for that! I hope you can’t believe yourself either.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:01:15 +0000

Cedar – I would probably buy that. Oh, I can see the iPod toothbrush silhouette commercial now.

Mia – I feel the same way about Ashlee Simpson. So whenever I see pictures of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson together I collapse and start foaming at the mouth.

Nevis – My future kids are going to end up therapy when they’re older.

cian – Yeah, I might put a Justin Timberlake in my mouth too. I think the beat of SexyBack is a great way to fight plaque. RHYMING WIZARD!!!

Molly – I don’t brush my tongue because I figure it’s just moving around the gunk on my tongue. I use a spoon to scrape my tongue.

Karen – “Have a nice day!” “Haylie is riding my coattails” and “Hannah Montana is lame, Lizzie McGuire forever!”