Comments on: Every Man Jack Citrus Scrub Body Wash

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:08:31 +0000

FatYoli – I’m sorry…I stole it from your thesis. ;-)

Alisha – I lack the Photoshop skillz to do that, but I do have the skillz to stick my head on the body of a dog.

Nevis – No, I would be stoked to receive this, but I’m easily pleased.

spun – Yes, I did mean stalks. Thanks for pointing that out to me (Sorry to Susu for not being smart enough to catch that) Now my English teachers and professors are weeping about my weak command of the English language, but not surprised. :-)

By: spun

spun — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:31:20 +0000

Marvo, Susu was being sarcastic when she asked you “how do they do long term?” as in, stock-market stocks. We’re thinking you had a good heart but you meant stalks, instead of stocks… :) Just wanted to let ya know.

By: Nevis

Nevis — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:44:23 +0000

Is it wrong that I want to buy this for my boyfriend..?

By: Alisha

Alisha — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:00:39 +0000

I know this sounds weird, but I swear, in that picture, the brown square cap looks like someone took a picture of their shiny brown hair and you photoshopped it on. I had to look at it a bunch of times lol.

By: FatYoli

FatYoli — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:00:43 +0000

that diagram looks like the one on my thesis, I come here to forget Marvo, not to be reminded that I’m late with the intro chapter…

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:19:24 +0000

Marvinxp – Irish Spring is for little man, not every man.

By: Marvinxp

Marvinxp — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:50:00 +0000

Every man knows it’s about Irish Spring!

But this… might have potential.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:50:50 +0000

Shannon – I hate the smell of old strippers. The strong mix of cheap perfume, cigarettes, and hairspray makes me sick.

Tammy – Just to let you know, I have a sick mind.

Chuck – I haven’t tried. Also, I think the cleaning beads would feel weird. TMI?

Brie – An every man doesn’t pump iron. Instead we workout our minds by doing sudoku.

Susu – To answer your questions…If someone yelled out Jack, I would probably look their way, like my name was Jack. Every Man Jack is the brand name. No difference. It just has scrubby beads in it, but it’s still a body wash. Bamboo stocks and stocks of bamboo. I hear bamboo lasts a long time. I think they make wonderful weapons in kung fu movies.

Karen – I agree. Why can’t I use a heavy duty tampon to apply way on my car?

betsy – Our gymnastics parties are pretty crazy too.

Molly – Oh you innocent, innocent mind.

By: Molly

Molly — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:40:33 +0000

I’m sorry, I just don’t see it…or does your own “equipment” resemble the phallic bottle?

By: betsy

betsy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:12:43 +0000

those figure skating parties sound hardcore.

…i may totally have to try this stuff though, despite my lack of appendages shaped like this bottle, and knowing that even *i’m* not man enough to use mood candles. what can i say, a girl trapped in the godforsaken desert needs all the help for her skin she can get. plus, ya know, yay citrus scents.