Alisha – I lack the Photoshop skillz to do that, but I do have the skillz to stick my head on the body of a dog.

Nevis – No, I would be stoked to receive this, but I’m easily pleased.

spun – Yes, I did mean stalks. Thanks for pointing that out to me (Sorry to Susu for not being smart enough to catch that) Now my English teachers and professors are weeping about my weak command of the English language, but not surprised. :-)

But this… might have potential.

Tammy – Just to let you know, I have a sick mind.

Chuck – I haven’t tried. Also, I think the cleaning beads would feel weird. TMI?

Brie – An every man doesn’t pump iron. Instead we workout our minds by doing sudoku.

Susu – To answer your questions…If someone yelled out Jack, I would probably look their way, like my name was Jack. Every Man Jack is the brand name. No difference. It just has scrubby beads in it, but it’s still a body wash. Bamboo stocks and stocks of bamboo. I hear bamboo lasts a long time. I think they make wonderful weapons in kung fu movies.

Karen – I agree. Why can’t I use a heavy duty tampon to apply way on my car?

betsy – Our gymnastics parties are pretty crazy too.

Molly – Oh you innocent, innocent mind.

…i may totally have to try this stuff though, despite my lack of appendages shaped like this bottle, and knowing that even *i’m* not man enough to use mood candles. what can i say, a girl trapped in the godforsaken desert needs all the help for her skin she can get. plus, ya know, yay citrus scents.

I know they’re trying to masculinize shower gel to grab that male market but it irks me.

Why can’t a women use Just For Men hair dye? Will her hair fall out? What happens if a man uses Secret Deodorant that’s pH balanced for a woman? Will it burn off his armpit skin?

How is a body wash different than a shower scrub?

What are bamboo stocks? How do they do long-term?

KK I am annoying myself. Bai! Go Hamel Camels!!

I think the bottle looks more like a gun than balls.