Chuck – “Sensible Solution” is basically code for “Lazy Mothers Rejoice.”

Domokun – I didn’t use the rental coupon, I am actually to lazy to turn on the television and console nowadays. I basically just snuggle up with my DS at night.

Karen – Taste sensation is one way to put it. It’s kind of like when Gordon Ramsay found a chef that served banana-stuffed chicken on Kitchen Nightmares.

Red Icculus – They really need to include some Maxed Out Laxatives with the box.

sir jorge – That’s what they want you to think!

Shannon – I used to be like you, but I have learned to swallow my pride for this website.

JOSH!!! – Yes. Yes it is.

Eryn – I think it’s great how you noticed the nuances of the crust’s pensive, sullen look as it backs off from the plastic film.

Rose – Really, someone should have told them that variety is the spice of life.

JoF – I always thought that New Zealand was some fantasy land made up by Flight of the Concords and the people who filmed Lord of the Rings. Sounds like another country that has us beat on food quality.

Alisha – *Crappy pizza and some Kool-Aid.