Comments on: Monster Heavy Metal Energy Drink http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 10:14:14 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17045 Marvo Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:04:56 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17045 <b>Alex</b> - Thanks Alex! I know, TIB has grown from an awkward, shy little boy to an awkward, weird, medicated young man. <b>Alisha</b> - I've seen the BFC, but I figure since it's just regular Monster there's really no reason to pick it up. I'm waiting for the RBFC. <b>laura m</b> - You sure do have a one track mind. :-) <b>Nevis</b> - Oh, NO ONE needs or wants Marvo porn, unless you don't value your eyes. Alex – Thanks Alex! I know, TIB has grown from an awkward, shy little boy to an awkward, weird, medicated young man.

Alisha – I’ve seen the BFC, but I figure since it’s just regular Monster there’s really no reason to pick it up. I’m waiting for the RBFC.

laura m – You sure do have a one track mind. :-)

Nevis – Oh, NO ONE needs or wants Marvo porn, unless you don’t value your eyes.

]]> By: Nevis http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17024 Nevis Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:53:23 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17024 Yeah, did you wax your chest, yet? Inquiring minds demand PICTURES!!!!! We need Marvo-porn. Yeah, did you wax your chest, yet? Inquiring minds demand PICTURES!!!!! We need Marvo-porn.

]]> By: laura m http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17023 laura m Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:07:04 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17023 did you get waxed yet? did you get waxed yet?

]]> By: Alisha http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17021 Alisha Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:36:04 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17021 I have never tried that specific monster drink, but they do have the 32oz Monster BFC {big fucking can} in regular and sugar free, which I *have* had. It is delicious and incites quite the stare. I have never tried that specific monster drink, but they do have the 32oz Monster BFC {big fucking can} in regular and sugar free, which I *have* had. It is delicious and incites quite the stare.

]]> By: Alex http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17020 Alex Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:07:27 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17020 While I was AT LEAST able to get some comparable products when I was living in Japan, now, I'm just shit out of luck. I mean, where am I going to find this MONSTER drink that you speak of? Certainly not over here. And I see you have a contributor now, too. I still remember winning one of your contests when you started this damn blog! And now look at you! :) Oh, Marvo. your writing never ceases to amaze...and make me shoot fluids out my nose. While I was AT LEAST able to get some comparable products when I was living in Japan, now, I’m just shit out of luck. I mean, where am I going to find this MONSTER drink that you speak of? Certainly not over here. And I see you have a contributor now, too. I still remember winning one of your contests when you started this damn blog! And now look at you! :) Oh, Marvo. your writing never ceases to amaze…and make me shoot fluids out my nose.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17018 Marvo Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:56:57 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17018 <b>Shannon</b> - Either death or being even more annoying than I already am. <b>Kay</b> - So it is the motion of the ocean! <b>Susu</b> - My mind is constantly in the gutter. I giggle when I pick up chicken breasts. <b>stephanie</b> - Flesh-eating zombies would explain the empty parking lot. <b>Bikerbabeee</b> - I think I would totally love being in an Anthrax mosh pit with you...unless you enjoy clotheslining people. <b>demondoll</b> - As long the milk is skim milk and the cookie is organic. <b>liz</b> - Just to let you know, I'm using my laptop's microphone to record the audio and I recorded that at 3AM hyped up with this energy drink. <b>Andy</b> - Fuck! I meant milligrams. I changed it. I think an energy drink with 180 grams of sodium should be called Salty Dog. <b>Natalia</b> - Me too. Okay, maybe it's just a little jealousy. Shannon – Either death or being even more annoying than I already am.

Kay – So it is the motion of the ocean!

Susu – My mind is constantly in the gutter. I giggle when I pick up chicken breasts.

stephanie – Flesh-eating zombies would explain the empty parking lot.

Bikerbabeee – I think I would totally love being in an Anthrax mosh pit with you…unless you enjoy clotheslining people.

demondoll – As long the milk is skim milk and the cookie is organic.

liz – Just to let you know, I’m using my laptop’s microphone to record the audio and I recorded that at 3AM hyped up with this energy drink.

Andy – Fuck! I meant milligrams. I changed it. I think an energy drink with 180 grams of sodium should be called Salty Dog.

Natalia – Me too. Okay, maybe it’s just a little jealousy.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17017 Marvo Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:47:32 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17017 <b>Chuck</b> - I like the juice ones as well, along with the coffee stuff. So it disappoints me more that this didn't taste halfway decent. <b>Red Icculus</b> - Drinking the 16-ounce cans caused my blood pressure in increase, so I cut back. Imagine if I was looking at internet porn, drinking a 16-ounce energy drink, and licking salt at the same time. My heart would explode in me. <b>Rhawb</b> - Most things with Steven Seagal suck except for that time he was killed in the movie Executive Decision. <b>Karen</b> - Nope, not made in China, but if it was, I'd probably be suing Wal-Mart right now. <b>sir jorge</b> - I recommend you don't. <b>Nevis</b> - I'll admit that I also like the song. I have it on my iPod, along with Talk Dirty To Me. <b>SheRa</b> - Drink the whole thing in one sitting will probably be bad. Nursing it throughout the day...not so bad. <b>Brian Lutz</b> - I passed by Totem Lake Mall on Black Friday and saw how empty the parking lot was. Sad. <b>Doodoolicious</b> - A 1 rating is reserved for products that taste like fluids exchanged at a <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GWAR rel="nofollow">GWAR</a> concert. <b>Red Icculus</b> - I don't think I deserve those points because I think I can associate scary porn cock with almost anything. Chuck – I like the juice ones as well, along with the coffee stuff. So it disappoints me more that this didn’t taste halfway decent.

Red Icculus – Drinking the 16-ounce cans caused my blood pressure in increase, so I cut back. Imagine if I was looking at internet porn, drinking a 16-ounce energy drink, and licking salt at the same time. My heart would explode in me.

Rhawb – Most things with Steven Seagal suck except for that time he was killed in the movie Executive Decision.

Karen – Nope, not made in China, but if it was, I’d probably be suing Wal-Mart right now.

sir jorge – I recommend you don’t.

Nevis – I’ll admit that I also like the song. I have it on my iPod, along with Talk Dirty To Me.

SheRa – Drink the whole thing in one sitting will probably be bad. Nursing it throughout the day…not so bad.

Brian Lutz – I passed by Totem Lake Mall on Black Friday and saw how empty the parking lot was. Sad.

Doodoolicious – A 1 rating is reserved for products that taste like fluids exchanged at a GWAR concert.

Red Icculus – I don’t think I deserve those points because I think I can associate scary porn cock with almost anything.

]]> By: Natalia http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17016 Natalia Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:13:12 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17016 I'm afraid of 12 inch cocks. I’m afraid of 12 inch cocks.

]]> By: Andy http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17015 Andy Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:35:57 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17015 180g of Sodium? I'm not sure I'd risk it 180g of Sodium? I’m not sure I’d risk it

]]> By: liz http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17012 liz Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:47:38 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17012 marvo! was that your voice?? because that was terrible reading!! and if i was blind how was i supposed to find that link anyways? marvo! was that your voice?? because that was terrible reading!! and if i was blind how was i supposed to find that link anyways?

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