Comments on: Monster Heavy Metal Energy Drink http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:46:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17045 Marvo Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:04:56 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17045 <b>Alex</b> - Thanks Alex! I know, TIB has grown from an awkward, shy little boy to an awkward, weird, medicated young man. <b>Alisha</b> - I've seen the BFC, but I figure since it's just regular Monster there's really no reason to pick it up. I'm waiting for the RBFC. <b>laura m</b> - You sure do have a one track mind. :-) <b>Nevis</b> - Oh, NO ONE needs or wants Marvo porn, unless you don't value your eyes. Alex – Thanks Alex! I know, TIB has grown from an awkward, shy little boy to an awkward, weird, medicated young man.

Alisha – I’ve seen the BFC, but I figure since it’s just regular Monster there’s really no reason to pick it up. I’m waiting for the RBFC.

laura m – You sure do have a one track mind. :-)

Nevis – Oh, NO ONE needs or wants Marvo porn, unless you don’t value your eyes.

]]> By: Nevis http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17024 Nevis Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:53:23 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17024 Yeah, did you wax your chest, yet? Inquiring minds demand PICTURES!!!!! We need Marvo-porn. Yeah, did you wax your chest, yet? Inquiring minds demand PICTURES!!!!! We need Marvo-porn.

]]> By: laura m http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17023 laura m Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:07:04 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17023 did you get waxed yet? did you get waxed yet?

]]> By: Alisha http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17021 Alisha Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:36:04 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17021 I have never tried that specific monster drink, but they do have the 32oz Monster BFC {big fucking can} in regular and sugar free, which I *have* had. It is delicious and incites quite the stare. I have never tried that specific monster drink, but they do have the 32oz Monster BFC {big fucking can} in regular and sugar free, which I *have* had. It is delicious and incites quite the stare.

]]> By: Alex http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17020 Alex Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:07:27 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17020 While I was AT LEAST able to get some comparable products when I was living in Japan, now, I'm just shit out of luck. I mean, where am I going to find this MONSTER drink that you speak of? Certainly not over here. And I see you have a contributor now, too. I still remember winning one of your contests when you started this damn blog! And now look at you! :) Oh, Marvo. your writing never ceases to amaze...and make me shoot fluids out my nose. While I was AT LEAST able to get some comparable products when I was living in Japan, now, I’m just shit out of luck. I mean, where am I going to find this MONSTER drink that you speak of? Certainly not over here. And I see you have a contributor now, too. I still remember winning one of your contests when you started this damn blog! And now look at you! :) Oh, Marvo. your writing never ceases to amaze…and make me shoot fluids out my nose.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17018 Marvo Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:56:57 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17018 <b>Shannon</b> - Either death or being even more annoying than I already am. <b>Kay</b> - So it is the motion of the ocean! <b>Susu</b> - My mind is constantly in the gutter. I giggle when I pick up chicken breasts. <b>stephanie</b> - Flesh-eating zombies would explain the empty parking lot. <b>Bikerbabeee</b> - I think I would totally love being in an Anthrax mosh pit with you...unless you enjoy clotheslining people. <b>demondoll</b> - As long the milk is skim milk and the cookie is organic. <b>liz</b> - Just to let you know, I'm using my laptop's microphone to record the audio and I recorded that at 3AM hyped up with this energy drink. <b>Andy</b> - Fuck! I meant milligrams. I changed it. I think an energy drink with 180 grams of sodium should be called Salty Dog. <b>Natalia</b> - Me too. Okay, maybe it's just a little jealousy. Shannon – Either death or being even more annoying than I already am.

Kay – So it is the motion of the ocean!

Susu – My mind is constantly in the gutter. I giggle when I pick up chicken breasts.

stephanie – Flesh-eating zombies would explain the empty parking lot.

Bikerbabeee – I think I would totally love being in an Anthrax mosh pit with you…unless you enjoy clotheslining people.

demondoll – As long the milk is skim milk and the cookie is organic.

liz – Just to let you know, I’m using my laptop’s microphone to record the audio and I recorded that at 3AM hyped up with this energy drink.

Andy – Fuck! I meant milligrams. I changed it. I think an energy drink with 180 grams of sodium should be called Salty Dog.

Natalia – Me too. Okay, maybe it’s just a little jealousy.

]]> By: Marvo http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17017 Marvo Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:47:32 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17017 <b>Chuck</b> - I like the juice ones as well, along with the coffee stuff. So it disappoints me more that this didn't taste halfway decent. <b>Red Icculus</b> - Drinking the 16-ounce cans caused my blood pressure in increase, so I cut back. Imagine if I was looking at internet porn, drinking a 16-ounce energy drink, and licking salt at the same time. My heart would explode in me. <b>Rhawb</b> - Most things with Steven Seagal suck except for that time he was killed in the movie Executive Decision. <b>Karen</b> - Nope, not made in China, but if it was, I'd probably be suing Wal-Mart right now. <b>sir jorge</b> - I recommend you don't. <b>Nevis</b> - I'll admit that I also like the song. I have it on my iPod, along with Talk Dirty To Me. <b>SheRa</b> - Drink the whole thing in one sitting will probably be bad. Nursing it throughout the day...not so bad. <b>Brian Lutz</b> - I passed by Totem Lake Mall on Black Friday and saw how empty the parking lot was. Sad. <b>Doodoolicious</b> - A 1 rating is reserved for products that taste like fluids exchanged at a <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GWAR rel="nofollow">GWAR</a> concert. <b>Red Icculus</b> - I don't think I deserve those points because I think I can associate scary porn cock with almost anything. Chuck – I like the juice ones as well, along with the coffee stuff. So it disappoints me more that this didn’t taste halfway decent.

Red Icculus – Drinking the 16-ounce cans caused my blood pressure in increase, so I cut back. Imagine if I was looking at internet porn, drinking a 16-ounce energy drink, and licking salt at the same time. My heart would explode in me.

Rhawb – Most things with Steven Seagal suck except for that time he was killed in the movie Executive Decision.

Karen – Nope, not made in China, but if it was, I’d probably be suing Wal-Mart right now.

sir jorge – I recommend you don’t.

Nevis – I’ll admit that I also like the song. I have it on my iPod, along with Talk Dirty To Me.

SheRa – Drink the whole thing in one sitting will probably be bad. Nursing it throughout the day…not so bad.

Brian Lutz – I passed by Totem Lake Mall on Black Friday and saw how empty the parking lot was. Sad.

Doodoolicious – A 1 rating is reserved for products that taste like fluids exchanged at a GWAR concert.

Red Icculus – I don’t think I deserve those points because I think I can associate scary porn cock with almost anything.

]]> By: Natalia http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17016 Natalia Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:13:12 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17016 I'm afraid of 12 inch cocks. I’m afraid of 12 inch cocks.

]]> By: Andy http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17015 Andy Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:35:57 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17015 180g of Sodium? I'm not sure I'd risk it 180g of Sodium? I’m not sure I’d risk it

]]> By: liz http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17012 liz Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:47:38 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17012 marvo! was that your voice?? because that was terrible reading!! and if i was blind how was i supposed to find that link anyways? marvo! was that your voice?? because that was terrible reading!! and if i was blind how was i supposed to find that link anyways?

]]> By: demondoll http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17010 demondoll Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:29:32 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17010 So between the scary-porn-cock drink and the Momma Earth's-kick-your-ass energy drink, should one have a glass of milk and a cookie? So between the scary-porn-cock drink and the Momma Earth’s-kick-your-ass energy drink, should one have a glass of milk and a cookie?

]]> By: Bikerbabeee http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17009 Bikerbabeee Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:16:46 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17009 I have been in an Anthrax mosh pit, you can taste the body fluids in the air.(shudders from the memory), listening to you describe this is worth the flashback. PS to Rhawb.. anything with Steven Segals' name on it sends up a red flag of eeewww in my book. I have never seen those drinks. I have been in an Anthrax mosh pit, you can taste the body fluids in the air.(shudders from the memory), listening to you describe this is worth the flashback.
PS to Rhawb.. anything with Steven Segals’ name on it sends up a red flag of eeewww in my book. I have never seen those drinks.

]]> By: stephanie http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17008 stephanie Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:28:30 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17008 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/trailers-screenplay-E25370-310 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/trailers-screenplay-E25370-310

]]> By: stephanie http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17007 stephanie Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:26:56 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17007 lol totem lake mall. it looks like a one-story version of the mall from dawn of the dead. lol totem lake mall.
it looks like a one-story version of the mall from dawn of the dead.

]]> By: Susu http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17006 Susu Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:41:56 +0000 http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2008/01/21/monster-heavy-metal/#comment-17006 Did you get a picture holding it? THE CAN dude..get your mind out of the gutter for one second! Did you get a picture holding it? THE CAN dude..get your mind out of the gutter for one second!

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