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Oh, It’s On At The Break of Dawn…Of February 9th
By Marvo | January 24, 2008
Many of you sadistic bastards have been asking when I will get my chest waxed. I just want to let all of you know that the date and time has been set. The clearing of my fields will happen on Saturday, February 9th at 9:00 a.m. at the Heaven on Earth Spa. Taking of photos and video will hopefully be allowed in the room. I also hope crying and calling for my mommy are allowed, as well.
Thanks to TIB reader cian for setting my date with pain!
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January 24th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Best of luck,
sucker. x)
January 24th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Why not see if you can get a bulk discount and get all your body parts waxed at the same time? Maybe they’d throw in a Manzilian for free.
(OK, I guess that is sadistic. But what did you expect from the guy who sent you habanero jerky.)
January 25th, 2008 at 2:46 am
It’s really nothing to get all worked up about. Not that I’ve had my chest waxed, but I have had wax in sensitive places…like my eyebrows. So buck up. It’s not like you’re giving birth or something…although there could be an equal amount of yelling and blood
I kid!
January 25th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Looking forward to seeing the pics and the videos (don’t edit out the crying ;0)
January 25th, 2008 at 3:15 am
I can’t believe that after all these years, I’m going to have a new Impulsive Buy favorite, better even than the video of you stripping.
January 25th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Call for Kelly Clarkson..
January 25th, 2008 at 8:29 am
You should ask for the strips after you get waxed and give them away in a contest. I think most of your fans would love to have a little bit of Marvo to call thier own.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
all of us sadistic bastards will be waiting.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Oh wow!! you´re doing it the day of my birthday.
January 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Consider yourself lucky that you’re not getting your bits & wigglies waxed, Marvo.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Thanks Marv
January 26th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Who’s gonna do the deed? My waxer works there, and she’s beyond fab.
January 26th, 2008 at 8:15 am
I still think you should go for a manzilla
January 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I’m deliciously curious what a manzilla is….
January 26th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
A waxing at Heaven on Earth… so maybe they’ll give you a milk and honey facial after?
January 26th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Chrissy - I don’t need luck, I need someone to hold my hand.
Chuck - I don’t think my balls will appreciate that.
Erika - I once got a paper cut and I whined like a spoiled child.
tanya - Maybe I’ll spell messages with the blood and tears or sell space to Golden Place.com
Mir - Maybe I could make a new strip video in high-definition and maybe you can see my third nipple.
Shannon - I’ll mostly call for my momma.
luckinflux - …or to clone me.
Alisha - Bastards! I bet you would pour salt into my wounds.
Sass - Happy Birthday!
Nevis - I’ll just keep trimming those things.
Terri - You’re welcome?
dramastically - Her name is Terry and I will possibly be screaming obscenities into her ear. Sure, it’s not child birth, but as you know, I’m a total pussy.
Doodoolicious - For the safety of the waxer, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Nevis - It should be my nickname.
demondoll - I hope they give my chest some milk and honey…or feed me milk and honey.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I am surprised by how much I am looking forward to this.
Mua..haha…HAAAHAHAAHHAAH!
I’m sorry
January 29th, 2008 at 8:40 am
When the ladies go crazy for your smooth new look, their hands will jsut slip right off of your chest…
January 29th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Tiff - Don’t be sorry. If there’s anyone who will feel sorry, it will be me…after all the pain.
Eryn - Nah…My nipples shoot out glue.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I wonder if I can get a cheap ticket on priceline or like site to Hawaii on Feb 9
January 31st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Gia - It’s only going to cost about $500. Chump change.