Comments on: Bath & Body Works Men’s Cool Spring Shower Gel

By: Muneer

Muneer — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:00:08 +0000

That’s great and all, but where the hell is my waxing review?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:20:57 +0000

liz – It would burn your eyes if I did that.

Nevis – There’s only one Marvo and I can’t be spread so thin.

Peachy – Something has to cover the testosterone.

By: Peachy

Peachy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:54:00 +0000

Ahhhhhh. The mid 90s. Whole classrooms smelled of testosterone and some kind of guy cologne smelly stuff. ICK!

By: Nevis

Nevis — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:58:53 +0000

How is being “too sexy” listed as a CON, Marvo?

By: liz

liz — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:59:07 +0000

u should put a video of yourself trying it out!!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:33:29 +0000

Chuck – Cool Water is like Drakkar Noir. It will never die and will always be sold.

Shannon – I wish at Bath & Body Works they had a shower so I can test stuff in real world situations.

Stacey – Remind me to never piss you off, because I’m afraid of what kind of revenge you might plot.

Brie – I probably smelled Boy-orrible…I know, I’m reaching on that one.

Kylie – But did he put the “cool” in Cool Water?

Alisha – In high school, my classmates bathed in Brut.

demondoll – I’m also dangerous in small doses.

Clevegal42 – Unfortunately, my twin sister usually buys me the Bath & Body Works stuff, so she’ll probably be the one getting the emails.

bikerbabeee – You just want your man to smell like me, right?

By: bikerbabeee

bikerbabeee — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:37:12 +0000

I will be looking for the new “liquid sexy” dance video and the subsequent fad dance craze it will inspire. I will scamper off to buy this product now..I want my man to experience this man-aura smell you speak of.

By: Clevegal42

Clevegal42 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:58:53 +0000

I don’t remember Cool Water particularly, but maybe that’s because I was too busy swooning over the guys that wore it to notice the smell…like subliminal sexiness.

I say you bring sexy back, Marvo! Make Cool Spring the “liquid sexy” of the new millenium.

And I hope you gave the person at Bath and Body Works your email address because word on the street is that they are going to start sending “specialized” coupons based on what you buy. Maybe you’ll be able to buy more and be sexy enough to not get jumped in public once again.

By: demondoll

demondoll — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:48:50 +0000

I remember Cool Water being liquid-sexy. That stuff is dangerous even in small doses!

By: Alisha

Alisha — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:21:24 +0000

Oh, high school- when the boys bathed in Cool Water and Curve.

I don’t miss it.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:04:41 +0000

Man-aura! I love it!!!!

…and all those memories of my high school crush, who also wore too much Cool Water

By: Brie

Brie — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:34:14 +0000

I’m all about Bath and Body Works. And Marvo, I bet you smelled man-tastic.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:40:00 +0000

Ahhh, memories. I’ll never forget the summer break I inexplicably brought home the house drinking funnel and hid it under my little sisters bed, where it was somehow discovered by my parents. Good times.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:07:29 +0000

I love bath and body products. I might try this one when I go to Bath and body.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:41:04 +0000

You could try using this product in conjunction with Cool Water cologne. It looks like it’s still available for sale: http://tinyurl.com/37dvra

Perhaps you can buy some and then re-create your “Marvolicious” dance moves from the 1990′s. That should get you laid for sure. Either that, or arrested.