Shannon – Must have been destroyed in the Cloverfield attack. Damn that stupid monster.

Chelsea – Wikipedia says that Joon made a shake out of peanut butter Cap’n Crunch. Sounds good, but I’m not sure if I’ll track down the movie to confirm.

stephanie – Hooray for product slogans and their mysterious way of making us crave food.

betsy – Mmm…that sounds pretty good too. Maybe I’ll bring some Reeses and tell them to throw it in for me next time.

Brie – Yes, lucky and you actually eat like a civilized person unlike most of us.

luckinflux – The stalactite part was disgusting, but also endearing and inspiring.

Susu – Lieutenant Lacerate strikes again! Do his wicked ways know no end?

meech – I’m sure we could gather the support, but I’m not sure it’s worth the trouble for $2.99 a person.

Sass – Thanks, and consider yourself one of the lucky ones!

Jester – Thank you, sir. I drink you milkshake as well.

Marvo – This seems to be the consensus, but why? Does he have stock in Orajel?

Alisha – Lucky for me, I’m far too single to have a woman bug me about getting on a diet. Though perhaps that why I’m single…hmm…this is all too confusing, I’m going to go eat a donut.

Kylie – Maybe they should rename the cereal to Lieutenant Lacerate?

Chuck – Yeah, they might as well call it “Dicksucking Good for Your Skank Ass”. Or maybe not…well, you know what I mean.

Karen – Too much of anything to the hard palate will do that to you. A fact I know all too well from my days in prison.

Jesse – Readers of TIB tend to eat like ducks, we don’t use our teeth to ingest food. This can lead to serious injury.

rfduck – I think Kelis has made milkshake jokes uncool for the next 15 years at least.