Comments on: Listerine Mint Shield Smart Rinse

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:14:18 +0000

Red Icculus - No! My mailbox! Chuck - Oh God. I should bathe in that stuff. It would make me tingle all over. Alisha - No, I think high-priced hookers have high-priced dentists. Karen - You could make that now if you want. Just go get some Hershey's bars and melt them down. Brie - Instead of pepper spray, they should bottle Listerine. luckinflux - At least they are flowery or fluffy. Shannon - I also smell after I eat onions and garlic and then go out for a run. liz - No, I think the aliens will take over because stupid people keep reproducing (e.g. Britney Spears) and the smart people aren't. The movie Idiocracy will come true. Muneer - But I miss the burn. :-( Kylie - Oooh, unnecessary mouth piercing. That's hott. dramastically - Nah, that's too personal. I'll show people my naked chest but I have to draw the line at showing people my naked mouth. betsy - That's ironic. Maybe the purple stuff is grape soda. Bikerbabeee - My kids are going to eat nothing but raw foods...that they have to hunt and harvest themselves. laura - Remember: Masturbation is okay. I should write a song called that. Festivus - I think I might make Ace review them. I'm tired of orgasms in my mouth. I just want products to cuddle me. demondoll - I'm going to predict that within five years there will be a Chocolate Mint Scope or a chocolate mint toothpaste. Mark my words. Erika - Oh...there are medications that can stop the burning. :-(

By: Erika

Erika — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:58:26 +0000

Shessh! What’s next? Medication so STD’s don’t burn. What is this universe coming to!

By: demondoll

demondoll — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:15:29 +0000

I am a full-fledged nance, I can’t handle the burn! I too am going to hold out for chocolate minty Scope.

By: Festivus

Festivus — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:43:42 +0000

So…this is the first time I leave a comment, and I feel I must because I just saw the new Cheetos brand “cheese flavored snack.” What is so special about it? The Jalapeno Cheddar flavor that felt like an orgasm in my mouth. But then again, I am of Latina descent; anything spicy is semi-sexual for me. So…do me a favor, will you? Can you review this item? I want to make sure it’s not just my sex-tangled taste buds that make the chips taste SOOOO good (yeah, baby), but that they are just…good.

Kay. Bye.

P.S. Really great job on the website. I am addicted. You too, Ace.

By: laura

laura — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:06:34 +0000

your Spitzer allusion is hilarious.

By: Bikerbabeee

Bikerbabeee — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:12:02 +0000

I still torture my kids with authentic Listerine.. no nancy boys or girls are going to come out of my house. This stuff is way overpriced for a mouthwash/flouride rinse, and besides, unless you are letting your kids eat crap non-stop.. they don’t need the extra flouride. Oh wait, thats right, a lot of parents do let the kids eat crap all the time…DOWN with namby pamby parents!!!!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:27:31 +0000

Brie – It doesn’t taste bad. Very similar to Cool Mint Listerine. I like it because it’s cheaper. They make toothpaste also but I haven’t tried it.

By: betsy

betsy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:25:52 +0000

well godfuckingdammit, they make straws that actually puncture the capri sun pouches now? sonofabitch! no wonder kids these days are such spoiled nancyboys.

and, listerine. oh how i have lost faith in thee. i made it 25 and a half years being cavity free, switched to the gloriously purple-hued cavity protection variety of listerine, and bickedy bam, cavity in one of my molars. THE PAIN. eff you, you dirty, dirty liars.

the end.

By: dramastically

dramastically — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:07:18 +0000

you didn’t tell me how this (most likely ineffective) mouthwash “shows proof of a cleaner mouth”.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:13:27 +0000

Wait! Were kids really tortured with listerine? I wasn’t exposed to that until I decided to get an unnecessary piercing in mouth.

But yet, another fine product I’m sure to avoid.

By: Muneer

Muneer — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:05:59 +0000

This stuff isn’t Listerine. It is also called ACT. It is a fluoride rinse. This might be the kid version, but ACT makes it for adults. It is supposed to be used after using the alcohol Listerine. You aren’t supposed to eat for 30 minutes because then you are consuming the fluoride, which is generally a bad idea as this stuff is more concentrated than the stuff in your tap water. Fluoride will help strengthen enamel, and therefor prevent cavities in the teeth that aren’t already ridden with them. Best for people (that’s why it is marketed at kids) that don’t already have many (if any) cavities.

By: liz

liz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:32:40 +0000

with all these new fancy inventions, we are breeding the future to be weaker and weaker! perfectly vulnerable for an alien takeover!!

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:08:14 +0000

Haha, nice. bad breath stinks. hahaha.

By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:36:19 +0000

It seems as of late that the reviews here are getting a bit more vile and angry. I love this place!

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