Comments on: Jack in the Box Kona Coffee Shake

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:25:29 +0000

Kylie – Yes, they still do have those mozzarella sticks. Mmm…Buttermilk sauce.

knomeofzurich – Or you can brush you teeth in front of a computer screen while you read. I just don’t want to see you become illiterate. :-(

By: knomeofzurich

knomeofzurich — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:24:55 +0000

I love the new audio review! I can brush my teeth across the room and still enjoy the silky goodness of an impulsive buy review.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:06:57 +0000

Ooooh this sounds like it will be perfect for my hangover today

Now where is the closest Jack in the Box

and some eggrolls, and some curly fries and do they still have those really gross mozzarella sticks?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:16:09 +0000

demondoll – You should call Jack and tell him, “Hey fucker! I need a little Jack love near me.”

By: demondoll

demondoll — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:18:36 +0000

I love JITB- I wish we lived near one. Maybe if they just put a shot of real coffee before they blend it? Mmmm.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:49:44 +0000

cybele - I do use a spoon, but I wish fast food places would include a spoon with their shakes. Although, the plastic spoons would contribute to the growing garbage I produce every year. Damn, my treehugger side! Alisha - That's what my fingers and toes are for. Bikerbabeee - IF I said "oral sucking skillz" in a high pitched voice, it would be a million times more sexy. Aimee - I'll practice on my fingers and toes. cian - I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem too. We should start a support group. Chuck - The Oreo shake does though. kevin - Anything claiming to be Kona Coffee candy should be avoided and a lady of the night walking the streets of Waikiki named Kona Coffee should be avoided, because she's expensive and has a penis. Eryn - JITB is my favorite fast food joint within driving distance. If there was an In-N-Out within driving distance that would be my favorite. I wish I could drive on water. stephanie - So I should lick its top. Domokun - You should listen to it while listening to Barry White at the same time. Karen - But possible scalding crotch problems. Lord Jezo - Pepsi Kona is a mythical creature and only exists in the minds of children and storybooks. Shannon - I drink your milkshake.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:48:12 +0000

Why must you tease me with milkshakes. I am now mad. I will pout, too.

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:46:42 +0000

JItB rules my soul. Their burgers are wonderful. Too bad the closest one to me is about an 8 hour drive.

Question: Does that mean Pepsi Kona is the greatest version of Pepsi ever?

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:24:29 +0000

Next time, just order a vanilla milkshake and pour hot Kona coffee into it. No more thickness problems!!!

By: Domokun

Domokun — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:55:19 +0000

Phew! Finished myself right at the next to last paragraph, then I listened and finished again. Man, you’re good. Phew! Almost as good as having a Jack in My Box.

By: stephanie

stephanie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:30:05 +0000

they should make their tacos into shakes.
and i think some foreplay might help to get your shake to the correct consistency.

By: Eryn

Eryn — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:36:38 +0000

In spite of your none-too-enthusiastic review of this product, I feel I am missing out by not living near a Jack in the Box. When I visited LA a few years ago, I wanted to eat there every day.

By: kevin

kevin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:02:14 +0000

Which are the faux Kona coffee products I should avoid? I don’t want to be tricked, like some people do by the ladies of the night in Waikiki.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:12:58 +0000

Sounds like the JITB milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard. It would like to, but it sucks too hard.

By: cian

cian — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:01:11 +0000

I had a similar problem sucking up their chocolate shake the other night. I was worried it was just me…good to hear you had problems with that too…