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The Week in Reviews - 3/22/2008

By Marvo | March 22, 2008

There’s a Smuckers Uncrustables Peanut Butter & Honey Spread Sandwich for those lazy bastards who are too fucking lazy to make their own peanut butter and honey sandwich. Sign me up!

If you love movies with the director’s name in the title then Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns is the movie for you.

Anything that tastes “like a mix of chocolate and salty nuts” must be good. Oh wait, NOT THOSE kind of salty nuts. My bad.

Do you think the Limited Edition Haagen-Dazs Vanilla Honey Bee Ice Cream would be a limited edition if the bees all over the world weren’t disappearing? Whoa…I just blew my mind.

I’m waiting for a chip that tastes spicy, sweet, sour, salty, and bitter, just like my tears of despondency after eating Thai food. For now, I’ll have to settle for the Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips.

I’m afraid of products that look like the radioactive rod Homer Simpson throws out of his car during the Simpsons intro.

Topics: Beverage, Candy, Chips, Energy Drink, Food, Ice Cream, Snacks |



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3 Responses to “The Week in Reviews - 3/22/2008”

  1. Bikerbabeee Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Somehow combining bacon and chocolate just does nothing for me. Leave it to a guy to mix the two! Sign me up for the ice cream though.

  2. Marvo Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Bikerbabee - How about if I combine my body plus chocolate?

  3. Candy Addict Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 2:49 am

    Thanks for the link love! Next time you do a candy review, email me and I’ll link to it!

    Brian