Comments on: Jack in the Box BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger

By: Lee

Lee — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:30:44 +0000

1010 Calories?! Forget that! I’d rather have a whopper or big mac instead. Fewer calories and probably more filling!

By: Michael John Grist

Michael John Grist — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:58:24 +0000

I don’t think they have wireless guitars yet- but they’re coming!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:16:45 +0000

Diana Ross – I wantflatabs

Michael John Grist – Hmm…Do they make wireless guitars for Rock Band? That would give you more freedom to jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down…Sorry, I was reliving my high school days with the House of Pain.

By: Michael John Grist

Michael John Grist — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:24:15 +0000

Ha ha, Marvo, you haven’t seen me jumping around as I play Rock Band then!

By: Diana Ross

Diana Ross — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:57:20 +0000

I wantchu

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:49:45 +0000

liz – Actually, it could use less calories and sodium. It should come with a nutritionist that keeps nagging you while you eat it.

Bikerbabeee – I usually get a Jumbo Jack…mmmm…1.5 grams trans fat.

Mara – I wish someone would make a burger with french fries in it.

Molly – At least it’s not USDA-style meat.

Scott – Thanks, buddy!

Susu – Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

Jesse – Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

KrissPin – If Jack owns our fat hearts, I guess Ronald owns our fat asses.

Michael John Grist – The only way you could get trans fat and cholesterol with music is if you plugged a real Fender Stratocaster, plugged it into an amp, turned the amp up to 11, and then play some Hendrix. The sound from the amp should push that crap out. Just remember to take a shower after.

Shannon – Hello.

Dawn – A double cheeseburger from McDonald’s is ten times better.

Rose – Well if you do eat this burger and get fat from it, you can always do the angle shot on MySpace. :-)

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:27:30 +0000

This burger does look delicious. but apparently, it is not? why is that. it’s like angle shots on myspace, fat girls pretending to be skinny.

on the other hand, I probably don’t need to eat anything like that. even if it was delicious.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:35:38 +0000

blech! that looks nasty!

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:40:06 +0000

You had me at hello.

By: Michael John Grist

Michael John Grist — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:19:46 +0000

I just ate the equivalent of one of these burgers in calories and fat. I was considering taking a visit to the vomitarium- then decided to play Rock Band instead.

Sweat off the bad onions on the drums! Strum away the trans-fat on the Fender Stratocaster plastic guitar! Sing out the cholesterol like you’re exorcising the devil from the house of the Lord!

By: KrissPin

KrissPin — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:01:15 +0000

i can almost hear the agg, agg agg, agg, agg after you nom, nom, nom, nom, nom’ed your way through a unfairly heart-clogging part of that so-called burger…i still think it’s jacks way of telling us he owns our fat hearts…*sigh* i just know I’m going to end up eating this one day. damn you jack…

By: Jesse

Jesse — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:02:56 +0000

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

Hahaha! Alliteration the internet can understand.

By: Susu

Susu — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:07:56 +0000

I will be hearing the soothing recorded sounds of nomnomnom in my dreams.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:15:24 +0000

Marvo, that may be the funniest review you’ve done yet! well done….

By: Molly

Molly — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:06:11 +0000

You lost me at bakery style bun…ugh.