Comments on: Burger King Cheesy Bacon BK Wrapper

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:49:46 +0000

i luv ur woppers i would do them in the mustered hole lol

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:53:05 +0000

Nevis – I bet polar bears would like them.

angry bob – Penguins make good polar bear food.

Chris – Come on back anytime you want.

Gabs – I want to be Sonic’s bitch and have them stick a straw in one of my orifices.

By: Gabs

Gabs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:43:11 +0000

Against your sage advice, I had this for breakfast this morning. If not for the knowledge that I wouldn’t get a break at work and wouldn’t have another shot at food for ~12 hours, I don’t think I would have had mroe than the first bite. That cheese sauce was atrocious.

By: Gabs

Gabs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:53:11 +0000

Gabs – Don’t make me jealous that we don’t have a Sonic here on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I want to try one of their bazillion beverage combos.

Hee. So sorry. I’m from CA originally and I’d never even heard of Sonic until I landed in Arkansas ~2 years ago.

Now I’m totally Sonic’s bitch.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:37:10 +0000

An excellent post! Having tried on of these BK creations recently and being somewhat disappointed, I wanted to make a healthier, tastier version of this and I succeeded. I wanted to compare the nutrition of my creation to BK’s.

Thanks much for posting the nutritional information which I could not find anywhere else.

Great site, I’ll be back on a regular basis now that I’ve found it.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:00:17 +0000

Polar bears are good for the following reasons :

1) Polar makes passable soda, though I’m not sure to what extent the bears are involved in the production.

2) Also, the Polar mascot (read : giant inflatable bear stuck to a billboard) waves at you as you drive by on the Pike.

3) Polar bears make excellent rugs.

Penguins make lousy rugs. Walrus rugs smell bad.

By: Nevis

Nevis — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:07:26 +0000

I love polar bears.

AND I’ve been tempted to pick this up when in the drive thru at Burger King at breakfasttime. After seeing your photo of it splayed open, I’m glad I passed it up. Yuck!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:04:01 +0000

angry bob – Do you hate polar bears?

By: angry bob

angry bob — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:04:35 +0000

angry bob hates nutrition facts, lack of nutrition facts, nutrition facts again, Earth Day, penguins, and 4 in 5 voters polled.

Also, the other voter. Dissenting bastard.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:49:09 +0000

skibs – Where’s the bacon? Where’s the oink-oink?

Alex Lifeson – Again, I do think their chicken fries look like deep fried tampons.

Ryan – To each their own. But it is disappointing to only get a little bacon and three measly hash browns.

Gabs – Don’t make me jealous that we don’t have a Sonic here on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I want to try one of their bazillion beverage combos.

Suzy Q – No, if I were a God, I would’ve made Burger King put more bacon and hash browns in this thing.

Brie – Brie is the GREATEST CHEESE EVER!!! (and that was not at all influenced by your name)

Tiggy – HA! I’ve said that three times this week…and I regret each time. :-(

Ryan – Thanks for the info!

demondoll – Salsa would definitely help, but then McDonald’s would probably have a hissy fit and then The King and Ronald McDonald would get up into each other’s grills. Fries will be flying everywhere.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:41:00 +0000

Anonymous – “If you have to ask the price — you can’t afford it,” that’s the line I always use with my middle-aged female Japanese tourist clients.

Shannon – Sadly, BK is the closest fast food restaurant near me, but I hardly ever go to it, only when there’s something new.

Ali – I wish someone would slap me with some breakfast ingredients.

liz – I’d hang with a leafy salad, but eventually their friendship will wilt away.

Kylie – Replace the glass of milk with soy milk and use sunscreen.

Bikerbabeee – Don’t you mean woman? Also, I ran out of cheese, but my nipples are nice and smooth.

Rachey – Oh, if only I had the voice of Ira Glass or Terry Gross…and the listenership.

Michael John Grist – Maybe I should take a bath in Velveeta and cover myself in cheese product.

Ace – Oh, that would make an awesome YouTube video.

Michiel – I’m sure there are worse out there…or somewhere The King is coming up with something worse.

By: demondoll

demondoll — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:42:07 +0000

I love breakfast burritos, but that doesn’t look so appetizing.
More meat! And maybe some salsa would help.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:52:14 +0000

Ohh, and Marvo, there are nutrition facts posted on the website, just had to search for a few hours for ‘em. Was a bit disappointed with the high numbers – didn’t seem worth it.

http://www.bk.com/nutrition/PDFs/RegionalMenu.pdf

By: BEERORKID » “the amount of bacon in it was so pathetic that I wished for more meat and it was probably the only time I will ever hope for a sausagefest”

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:23:17 +0000

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By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:16:42 +0000

Dear God, am I supposed to put that thing in my mouth? (That’s the second time I’ve said that this week).

It looks like three fried testicles in a life raft.