Comments on: Panda Express Beijing Beef

By: misterwrite

misterwrite — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:06:21 +0000

Wait. Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana?

It all makes sense now…

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:50:29 +0000

jujueyeballs – Salamat!

By: jujueyeballs

jujueyeballs — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:12:07 +0000

Oh come on now, balut isn’t that bad– just eat it somewhere dark, while hot, with salt.

As for the beijing beef (pardon my Tagalog): Pre! ang konti naman ng serving n’yan!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:42:33 +0000

Chuck – After some research, I found that there’s a drive-thru here on this island. I’m not sure where it is, which is sad, but I live on a frickin’ island.

Ace – What? It’s artistic? That makes it even more expensive. I’m not spending $200 on artistic gay porn.

Alex – Actually, you should be glad you don’t have access to all the crap I have. There’s Chocolate Honeycomb cereal now! Chocolate! That’s fucking unnecessary, but yet I’m eat it.

Bubu – Don’t hold me up to it, but I would rather review a manzilian…since I kind of like pain.

By: Bubu

Bubu — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:01:37 +0000

If you had to choose one to review, would it be a manzillian or balut?

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:19:19 +0000

Look at you, busting out with the Japanese! Who cares how you spelled it? Better than I could’ve managed, certainly. Eh, damn you and your accessibility to food. I thought I was hard up when I was living on the base in Japan. Someone told me to take my husband out to a nice dinner the other day and I said, “Of what, coconut?”

By: Ace

Ace — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:17:22 +0000

It was very much a gay porn, but it was artistic, so that made it okay.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:39:37 +0000

The Panda Express nearest my apartment has a drive-through lane. Of course, it isn’t in a mall either.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:37:32 +0000

Shannon – It was good.

Danno – I wish there were drive-thru Panda Express. That would be awesome.

By: Danno

Danno — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:15:56 +0000

It must be California law that every mall must have a Panda Express. I honestly cannot think of a food court around here without one.

And yes, I loves me some pseudo-Chinese food now and then. I don’t go there because I want authentic cuisine. I go there because I want Panda Express, the same way I want my fake Mexican, Italian, etc.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:03:20 +0000

hmmm yum, It looks good. I love chinese food.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:54:11 +0000

Eryn – WHAT? You don’t know the food court wonder that is Panda Express? You should find one…or get franchise information and start one up in your town.

Nevis – I’m round like a panda and in the bedroom it’s pretty much an express.

Ace – Hmm…It sounds like a gay porn to me.

angry bob – I enjoy spit when I’m swapping it with a lady friend.

Alex Lifeson – Damn balut. Just for the record, I would like to say that I will NEVER review balut.

demondoll – Now that I think about it, there aren’t too many Filipino foods that I’ll eat. Not even pancit.

skibs – You know why the meat was tender…because at my Panda Express there are actual Chinese people making the food. Bonus!

Kay – Orange chicken is probably the most popular dish at Panda Express, or as I like to call it “Panda’s”

Jessica – I used to think Rock of Love was lame, but then I watched an entire episode and all the fake boobs just helped me fixate my eyes on the TV.

liz – If that is the case, then once a week I am desperate.

Kylie – It kind of sounds like a gay porn title and my gay friends tell me that gay porn is really expensive, so unless Ace gives me free copy and I can simultaneously watch an Asia Carrera flick, I probably won’t review it.

Bokkie – I think your town needs some Asian immigrants or someone willing to open a Panda Express franchise.

By: Bokkie

Bokkie — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:38:50 +0000

I just wish we had a Panda Express here.
We don’t even have good fake asian food in the town where i live.

The beef looks inviting though

By: Kylie

Kylie — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:31:25 +0000

I have nothing to say about this dish (maybe I should start drinking and read it again later).

I’m just hoping that you don’t plan on reviewing Ace’s film, Beijing Beef.

By: liz

liz — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:08:58 +0000

i glad someone else realizes that theyre fake too, but just because its fake, that doesnt mean it some of it isnt half bad. its ok if your desperate.