Comments on: Casa Fiesta Beef Tamales

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:01:03 +0000

Parchment paper? Really? If you left it on the tamales, you might get a slight bit of nutrition from the fiber.

And your visual comparison disturbs me greatly! I will be sure to let the wait staff at El Arriero to make mine not look like that.

By: Lindsey B

Lindsey B — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:14:01 +0000

Eww. Spent condoms. Most accurate comparison ever.

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:21:26 +0000

Where did the “wrapped in parchment paper” come in? Are you sure that bland “masa dough” was dough?

By: Ace

Ace — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:11:52 +0000

skibs – Sounds pretty good. I’ve heard of people breaking this stuff up and using as dip, I guess it depends on imagination/how high you are.

Kylie – I hope people reading this blog don’t think I eat like this all the time. It’s strictly for business and entertainment purposes. Seven times a week.

Alex Lifeson – I agree, they’re not that bad. You’re talking to a guy who has a giant box of army MRE’s in his closet, I’ll pretty much eat anything if I’m hungry enough.

LK – If there’s one thing I’ve been known to be good at, it’s ruining sex drives.

demondoll – Yeah, I like the Trader Joe’s stuff too, but there’s something satisfying about reaching into your closet and pulling out dinner.

JOSH!!! – Remember to have a barf bag nearby when you read this site.

MintWrecker – The scars will fade over time.

Reprobate – Is wang on a stick what I think it is?

Bokkie – I think you can get one if you send in 5 UPC’s and $.50.

By: Ace

Ace — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:10:57 +0000

Marvo – I thought you would have had sex with at least three girls on the way home from the chest waxing.

Chuck – Still better than “brick and duct tape” I guess.

Joe – I am a Century grad from Santa Ana, we didn’t have enough self esteem to eat anything that would make us feel good.

Terry – Maybe if I beg, he’ll send me his crumbs.

Dawn – I don’t, but maybe I’ll need a stomach made of staples if I let myself go.

Eryn – Is that you, Sandra Lee?

Bikerbabeee – Yes, it’s hard to have high expectations out of anything in a can. Except for Dinty Moore Beef Stew. I look like a dog lapping up that gravy.

SheRa – Doesn’t that sound like something you could convince kids? That albinos have white turds, I mean.

StephanieS – I tried doing this, but it was very, very messy.

Brie – That’s what I told my conditioning coach after I bench pressed 125 pounds, I wish you were there to back me up.

By: Bokkie

Bokkie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:23:43 +0000

This is a textbook example of why I try to avoid canned stuff as much as possible.

Really the plate looks gross, do these come with a free stomach pump?

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:01:12 +0000

Oh my god. I’ve found the least visually appealing food in the world, less appealing than black rooster ball soup or wang on a stick. Even less appealing than roast dog (which actually sounds tasty). Although the images of marinated stinky tofu at Dai’s House of Unique Stink may tie with this.

By: MintWrecker

MintWrecker — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:11:42 +0000

tamales don’t take that long to steam. maybe 25-30 mins and man i don’t think i’ll ever want to help my mom make them again cause you’ve ruined it for me the look like …uhhhh-gly…

By: JOSH!!!

JOSH!!! — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:32:48 +0000

*BEEFY SPICY I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH SPOOOGE*

By: demondoll

demondoll — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:38:32 +0000

Wow, that looks awful!!! You must have a tummy of iron:-)

I know I go on about Trader Joe’s, but they sell a really nice 2 tamale package. In husks. That you can steam in 7 minutes. So that you don’t have to eat that stuff from a can ever again!