Comments on: Honey Bunches of Oats with Real Chocolate Clusters

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:09:14 +0000

angry bob – I hope you have those digits preserved in some kind of liquid.

Reprobate – I would put Magic Shell on this if I already did use it all up.

MintWrecker – Don’t worry, I no longer have appliances to steal, thanks to all the other hookers.

By: MintWrecker

MintWrecker — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:45:04 +0000

sextacular… yes your legs are sextacular!

and your ingrown hair studded chest is sextacular too!

also you laughing to cover up the pain chin, and your cewbacha-esque armpits are sextacular! whooo marvo!!!

*this was an ego booster, in hopes that it gives you the confidence to pick up a pretty hooker who wont steal your appliances while you sleep

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sat, 03 May 2008 05:02:49 +0000

Sounds like a bad idea to me. I’m a Honey Bunches of Oats Classic and w/ Almonds purist.

Besides…I only like chocolate in my super sweet cereal, not my bowel inducing cereal (although it’s not as strong as Raisin Bran. That shit will make you gassy and give you movements like there’s no tomorrow.)

By: angry bob

angry bob — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:12:17 +0000

Context, Marvo, context. You either look like a pedophile or you don’t, not a possible one.

angry bob has some extra digits in jars in the basement, but he already made up a number, so why bother walking all the way down there? Besides, it’s dark in there and smells funny.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:25:19 +0000

Brie – I think these are better tasting than Special K, but less healthy.

skibs – If Fred Flintstone was smart, he would lock himself in a windowless room with a shotgun and enjoy his Cocoa Pebbles.

Alex Lifeson – Oh the mustache hair that must come with the Honey Bunches of Oats with Hall & Oates Clusters.

Bikerbabeee – Stick some marshmallows on me and roll me around in cereal, and I bet I would make a decent cereal bar.

that little broad – Even The Hills is improved by the awesomeness of bacon, when the slices are placed over my eyes.

Shannon – DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!

nat – …and Kashi cereals.

The Lazy Canadian – Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches of Oats.

angry bob – I think you need an abacus or more fingers and toes to help you count.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:10:52 +0000

Terry – I am.

Chuck – Oh Frosted Mini-Wheat the first cereal to ease the transition from sugary kids cereals to wholesome adult cereals.

Ryan – I’ve been a chocolate in the morning guy since college when I would eat a bag of peanut M&Ms for breakfast.

rebekah – It could be worse. It could say Real Honey Bunches with Real Oats. That would be scarier.

angry bob – There are many pathetic bachelors who aren’t possible pedophiles, they’re just socially inept and have no game.

StephanieS – Actually, to be honest, if I got a lot more exercise, I would probably have a healthy weight. I’m about 20 pounds heavier than I should be, but my legs continue to be sextacular.

Sass – Yes, Kit Kat is reproducing like cats, especially in foreign countries. I think there are dozens of Kit Kat varieties around the world.

Ben – You are right, but I’m afraid that one day Honey Bunches of Oats will rule the cereal shelf.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:15:43 +0000

If you were really lazy, would you have counted? I don’t think so. You’re probably not Canadian, either.

Besides, the correct answer is 4624* times.

* angry bob might have been reading between the lines on one or two of those. Also, he might have made the number up.

By: The Lazy Canadian

The Lazy Canadian — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:52:05 +0000

31 times in the article, 32 including the title, 33 including the picture.

Nice.

I’mm’a try these if I can find them.

By: nat

nat — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:13:12 +0000

“Or maybe Honey Bunches of Oats is a polygamist and part of the Fundamentalist Crunchy Cereal Church and it lives with all of its Honey Bunches of Oats wives in a secluded ranch in the middle of Texas.”
Oh no, the authorities will come and confiscate all of the children and our cereal aisles will be EMPTY, except for all of the Special K variations!

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:58:15 +0000

Looks good. I have been meaning to eat Honey bunches of Oats..

By: that little broad

that little broad — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:39:30 +0000

I’d eat Honey Bunches of Oats with Bacon. I mean what isn’t improved with the awesomeness of bacon? Theres even a donut in Portland that has bacon on it. Mmm bacon.

By: Bikerbabeee

Bikerbabeee — Thu, 01 May 2008 04:14:44 +0000

oh damn, now Im going to have to nuke some marshmallows and turn this stuff into cereal bars.. bet they will make good ones. try it with the strawberry version too.. my kids will eat the whole pan before they set.

By: Alex Lifeson

Alex Lifeson — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:13:46 +0000

What’s next?? Honey Bunches Of Oats w/ Chocolate Yogurt Covered Chocolate Clusters? I’m waiting for Honey Bunches Of Oats w/ Used Strips Of Dental Floss Clusters…Eh, any variety of that cereal gives me nausea…sspecially the Honey Bunches Of Oats With Daryl Hall & John Oates Clusters…

By: skibs

skibs — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:33:28 +0000

Barney Rubble’s stolen cocoa pebbles..hehe

I can’t see how this would be better than regular honey bunches of oats, but the review was hilarious..

By: Brie

Brie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:50:34 +0000

I find Honey Bunches of Oats to be punk bitches when it comes to the flakes. They’re yummy, but they fall apart easily; they’re paper thin.

These are better than the Special K, huh? ;)