Comments on: Kashi Cocoa Beach Granola Cereal

By: angry bob

angry bob — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:08:34 +0000

angry bob has met cockroaches that eat better than you. Later, he stepped on them, so you win in that category, though.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:45:00 +0000

anything with chocolate is good.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:05:32 +0000

Eryn – OMG! If only those came in freeze dried marshmallow form. I would add them to a frosted oat cereal and call them Unlucky Charms.

Kylie – If you were a hippie, you would’ve totally dug him, because again, Kashi is a hippie aphrodisiac.

Red Icculus – But goose poop in nice coils. I wish I had that ability. Instead I have to poop into a toilet which makes it hard to form coils.

LUCKYLADY – I need to find a product that gives me 100% of the fiber I need in one shot. Kashi needs to make that.

Aimee – Fruity Pebbles and Skittles makes my pee turn into a rainbow.

nat – Tasty, healthy, and it makes me eat something I don’t like. It’s a trifecta.

Marie – Oh great. Now you’ve got me curious and I want to eat an entire box in one sitting and see what happens.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:56:49 +0000

Chuck – Eating an entire box of anything Kashi has to potential to blow anything out of your ass.

whip1 – Yeah, this shit can get expensive. Gotta get it while on sale.

Alex Lifeson – This weekend I saw Japanese tourists with corn rolls. I wanted to slap them around and tell them to keep it real.

angry bob – If it is, racing horses eat better than I do.

Gabs – No rainbow that I could see, although it might have leaked out during my sleep.

Bikerbabeee – As long as you don’t get lock jaw, because that would be slightly embarrassing to explain at the emergency room.

Buttercup – I usually use the coconut shells as manboob protectors.

By: Marie

Marie — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:24:37 +0000

In our house we refer to Kashi cereal as Ass-Blaster. Remember, moderation is the key.

By: nat

nat — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:03:53 +0000

9 out of 10? THat’s rare for you, so I MUST try it (besides, it’s chocolate!!)

By: Aimee

Aimee — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:07:00 +0000

I was gonna buy some of this, even read the label. I’m glad you reviewed it.

If you want rainbows to come shining our your ass, I think you need to mix this cereal with Fruity Pebbles & Skittles. ;)

By: LUCKYLADY

LUCKYLADY — Tue, 06 May 2008 01:52:08 +0000

i eat one kashi bar every moring taste good and keeps me regular i prefer the trail mix but there are several kinds

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Tue, 06 May 2008 01:34:44 +0000

I am afraid of kashi, because the fiber content of the “Go Lean” tends to make one poop like a goose.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:42:20 +0000

I remember the first time I went to the house of a guy I was dating. I walked in and it was neat, clean, nicely decorated. I was immediately confused. A little further in, I saw a HUGE box of Kashi cereal on his kitchen counter. I never saw him again after that day. Your review reassures me that I made the right decision.