Comments on: Maxxed Energy Pop

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:46:16 +0000

Domokun – We should just sue Heely’s for being lame.

Chuck – I like my tongue so, licking it would probably wear it away.

Reprobate – She is a waste of space.

luckinflux – I choose not to. For fear of anal leakage from fear.

Lorien – But there’s a plastic wrapper around the lollipop in the can. See even more wasteful.

Lex – Unless you suck it hard, I don’t think it would rip open the top of your mouth. I am not going to try.

StephanieS – As long as you don’t hump furniture while on caffeine, it should be okay.

angry bob – Heelys are rollerskate wannabes. It’s a shoe that kids wear with a wheel on the back of each heel which allows the wearer to roll. I’d like them banned.

Gabs – Oh the coffee farts much be really bad.

brendababe – I found mine at a convenience store, but I’m sure you could find them at a candy store or grocery store.

Shannon – The sucker did give me energy.

Bikerbabeee – The boogieman is real. We hang out once in awhile. He’s cool, but kinda creepy. He has this thing about bunk beds and that’s why he likes hanging out on the bottom of kids’ beds.

Terry – If there’s no TV, it’s the American way to have kids shut up.

IE – But expensive for this lollipop. It’s 50 cents in most places.

Jeremy – Check out convenience stores. That’s probably the best place.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:38:06 +0000

I want… where’d you find it?

By: IE

IE — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:31:33 +0000

$1.15 thats cheap for an energy drink!!!!

By: Terry

Terry — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:04:56 +0000

I’m somewhat concerned that the phrase “…putting things into kids’ mouths will shut them up…” has stayed in my head for so long now after reading that.

By: Bikerbabeee

Bikerbabeee — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:20:11 +0000

This “energy” thing has now gone too far. All of these products are bad for you and don’t really do what they claim.. just hop you up on the caffeine and sugar.
Off the soapbox again.. Marvo you should also tell the kiddies you take the candies from that the boogieman IS real and they are next on his list.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:32:24 +0000

So the sucker gives you engery?

By: brendababe

brendababe — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:12:34 +0000

ahahahahahaha………

speaking of waste of packaging…. oh man you dont even want to hear half my rants! ….

but anywho i want one of these!

By: Gabs

Gabs — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:39:28 +0000

Coffee enemas? Oh, I looked it up. Why would anyone waste good coffee by using it THAT way? More importantly, what is going to be on my mind while I make coffee tomorrow morning?

Also, the packaging on this energy pop is ridiculous. Really.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:27:23 +0000

angry bob doesn’t think “mature people” are really the intended audience for anything on Cinemax. Also, what’s a Heely?

By: StephanieS

StephanieS — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:26:03 +0000

‘A famous crackhead once said,…’ Comedy gold!!

I’m very tempted to try these. I normally avoid energy drinks, because even though I love my caffeine, after one too many espressos I feel like my heart’s going to come out of my chest Alien-like.

I’m scared to think what I’d be like hopped on energy drinks.